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@baltan.bsky.social
Geek with a soft spot for giant monsters running amok and terrible lizards. Plays a crapload of Magic: The Gathering and Pokémon. He/Him. [email protected]
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you guys don’t understand we got an Avatar movie in 2009, then 2022, then 2025, at this rate of acceleration by the end of the decade you will sit down and watch an Avatar movie and in the 3.5 hours it takes to reach the credits another Avatar movie will have reached the cinemas
December 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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I would have presented the news this way
December 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Playmates and Viacom will not be renewing their licensing agreement for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Their partnership will end on December 31st, 2026 - bit.ly/4axAYDu
December 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Number 10,000 was a Wonder Pick… I just got a Lopunny.
December 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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oh hell yeah
December 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Mega Man told people to pick up a pen that’s my fucking GOAT
December 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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it doesn’t go away as an adult btw
December 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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McFarlane Toys DC Collector Edition 89 Comic Joker.
December 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Had a Ferrero Rocher for the first time in months, probably not since February, and let me tell you those little things are utterly foul now. I think it’s my first experience with the “less chocolate in chocolate” candies since that started becoming more prevalent. Long as they’re like that, no-go.
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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this is a good battle to pick. the CEO mentioned using "AI" and got so much shit for it immediately that he's rattled and backpedaling. easy win there
December 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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I call this "The Lying Screen"
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Why is this so hard?

Despite how cheap and simple that original paint was, look how much more lifelike the sculpt is. The depth in the eyes and corners of the mouth. The shapes of the nose and lips. An artist sculpted this to look like muscle over bone. Now look at Treeneck Pillowface.
December 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Killing me that Kamen Rider Meteor is now the lead in the biggest theatrical hit Japan has ever seen.
Japan's highest-grossing live-action film of all time and the official Oscar entry for Best International Feature, KOKUHO comes to N. American theatres early 2026.

NYC & LA open February 6
Major expansion begins February 20
brnw.ch/21wYhpa
December 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Time to make some donuts!
December 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Mood.
December 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I’m sure there’s a few others that qualify but this is one of the easier to figure out.
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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ultraman omega this week is just "i want to punch this man so fucking bad"
December 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM