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Bamifesto
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Scottish lefty. Probably talking about politics or snooker. If you want more details, I made a carrd website.
https://bamifesto.carrd.co/

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A bam in Scotland is a derogatory word for someone who's lower class, generally less educated and scummy. I claim that title. And I talk about politics sometimes, as a communist. So instead of manifesto, it's the bam's version. Bamifesto. It's incredibly witty, I know.
#WorldSnookerChampionship starts tomorrow, so if you can all do me a favour and shut the fuck up. Don't let #DonaldTrump do anything, don't let #Israel or #Russia exacerbate things. Just fucking shut up and sit down for 2 weeks so I can watch the #snooker in peace. Thank you in advance. Love you.
April 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
For people happy about the pause to aid for Ukraine from the US - you know you aren't getting more for that money, right? That money is still going to the exact same things. You just also live in a more precarious world, now, where dictators aren't facing consequences. You don't benefit from this.
March 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
It still freaks me out how much of a nationalist I turn into when a Scottish guy is in a #snooker tournament final. I've painted my face blue, I've bought myself a claymore. Alba gu bràth ya fucking cunts.

Sorry about that. This is what snooker does to me, I'm a different person.

#WelshOpen
February 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Royal Rumble tonight, though! #WWE #RoyalRumble
February 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It's really easy for me to say as a straight, white cisguy who's not living in the US. But LGBT, immigrants, women and anyone who isn't white - I know it feels bleak just now. It's probably scary, but I promise, even though it doesn't feel like it, you still have allies here fighting alongside you.
January 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
We all agree that with a Shaun Murphy Vs Kyren Wilson Masters final, it should be rest only, right?
#Snooker #Masters #RestDuel
January 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
What a beautiful 147 from Shaun Murphy! #Snooker #Masters
January 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
ACAB. ACAB. ACAB. You want me to stop painting all police with the same brush? Start showing me some fucking accountability from these cunts. Start showing me some police officers calling this shit out. Until that time, it's ACAB every fucking day.
#ACAB #RobertBrooks
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December 28, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Merry Christmas you big beautiful bunch of bastards!
#christmas
December 25, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Sorry. Is he literally unaware that tariffs, when they work, only work when not everyone has tariffs on them. When you add tariffs to everything, people get used to the increased price, so it doesn't have the same effect. Fuck, he's stupid. Omg I can't believe millions voted for this fucking idiot.
December 20, 2024 at 9:42 AM
Can I just say that "100 day cough" thing is fucking bullshit. 106 days and counting. Standing up causes me a coughing fit, still. Every single morning.
Day 94 of having #whoopingcough. This still sucks all the dicks and I haven't been able to exert basically any energy without a coughing fit and I'm wondering if it's ever going to fuck off and die! What an annoying cunt!
Regular reminder the whooping cough vaccines only last 10 years. Get it again
December 13, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Really happy for Stephen Maguire. Not only has he flipped the result from the last time he played Kyren and really struggled. He's managed to flip that result in Scotland, his home country. What a guy, what a result!
#Snooker #ScottishOpen
December 11, 2024 at 3:12 PM
The SDF didn't anticipate ISIS, Israel, Turkish forces and Islamists turning on them in a power struggle? Really!? It's like the first thing I thought was going to happen. Wtf is wrong with people.
SDF Commander: We are ready to communicate with the new authority in Damascus. SDF Commander: We are trying to cooperate with the new forces in the political process. SDF Commander: The international ...
SDF Commander: We are ready to communicate with the new authority in Damascus. SDF Commander: We are trying to cooperate with the new forces in the political process. SDF Commander: The international ...
syria.liveuamap.com
December 10, 2024 at 10:05 PM
I'll fight anyone to defend this statement.
There is ZERO connection between vaccines and autism!

NONE!
December 10, 2024 at 11:13 AM
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Having covered the fall of Saddam, Ghadaffi and Taliban 1.0 I would caution people not to underestimate the difficulties of negotiating the aftermath of authoritarian regimes in places with multiple competing interests.
December 8, 2024 at 8:09 AM
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I love the format of The Snooker Shootout but the crowd is, with all due respect, full of darts cunts.
December 7, 2024 at 7:38 PM
I'm still a purist, so I hate the Shoot Out crowd, obviously. I wish there was a way to hear the commentary and not the crowd. But anyway, I hope Liam Graham wins cos I'm a nationalist. But if not Liam, Kowalski is fun, this format seems to be really good for him.
#Snooker #ShootOut
December 7, 2024 at 6:54 PM
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Remember – when you engage with Trolls or Bots, it causes algorithms to increase in their favor (including if it's a comment on someone else's post) – and you'll never, *never* convince them to think/behave any differently. Don't engage – just block.
December 5, 2024 at 3:22 AM
I'm going to say it. I'm a purist. I don't enjoy the shoot out. I like the concept as a way for fans and players to blow off steam. But I can't watch it. But the shit jokes and the annoying laughs just annoy me. Sorry.
#Snooker #ShootOut
December 5, 2024 at 8:42 PM
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What could that change look like? Here's 10 policies with 65%+ support of progressive voters and 50%+ support of all voters:

UBI
Green New Deal
Free social care
Public ownership
NHS investment
£15 min. wage
Wealth taxation
Student fees cut
Rewilding
Devolved power

#ThePeoplesManifestoForChange
December 5, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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I have news…that place where you got food poisoning is probably not where you got the food poisoning.

Time between exposure and symptoms:

Campylobacter: 2-6 days
E. coli: 2-5 days
Salmonella: 6 hrs-6 days
Norovirus: 12-48 hrs
Shigella: 1-3 days
Staph aureus: fast
Listeria: 9-48 hrs
December 4, 2024 at 5:10 AM
Day 94 of having #whoopingcough. This still sucks all the dicks and I haven't been able to exert basically any energy without a coughing fit and I'm wondering if it's ever going to fuck off and die! What an annoying cunt!
Regular reminder the whooping cough vaccines only last 10 years. Get it again
November 30, 2024 at 11:19 AM
John Higgins is absolutely something else when he's on a clearance. Worst person in the world to miss against.
#Snooker #UKChampionship
November 28, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Why isn't there a standard measurement for how tight pockets are? If you're new to watching snooker, a lot of players have been made to look bad, just because of how brutal the corner pockets have been. It's brutal. Way too tight. Or everyone sucks? maybe idk lol
#Snooker #UKChampionship
November 26, 2024 at 3:15 PM