The "he's a spook" sayer
@bangintocake.bsky.social
Laughing at my own jokes. Sleep fiend. I ain't got much technique, but I sure have a lousy tone. A clear sense of personal involvement. He/him.
Tfw you're 8.
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Tfw you're 8.
I have always had a lot of time for the Labour Party.
But there's no justification for splitting the vote like this. It's time to say goodbye to the politics of protest.
The Labour Party must immediately stand down all candidates - and then cease to exist.
Anything else is a gift to Reform.
But there's no justification for splitting the vote like this. It's time to say goodbye to the politics of protest.
The Labour Party must immediately stand down all candidates - and then cease to exist.
Anything else is a gift to Reform.
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I have always had a lot of time for the Labour Party.
But there's no justification for splitting the vote like this. It's time to say goodbye to the politics of protest.
The Labour Party must immediately stand down all candidates - and then cease to exist.
Anything else is a gift to Reform.
But there's no justification for splitting the vote like this. It's time to say goodbye to the politics of protest.
The Labour Party must immediately stand down all candidates - and then cease to exist.
Anything else is a gift to Reform.
Ah right that explains it.
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Ah right that explains it.
Speak for yourself mate.
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Speak for yourself mate.
I DEFINITELY WATCHED IT YOU KNOW! JUST LIKE YOU DID! I'M REALLY NORMAL!
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I DEFINITELY WATCHED IT YOU KNOW! JUST LIKE YOU DID! I'M REALLY NORMAL!
Yes how can a film series which has always been so committed to plausibility get around this.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Yes how can a film series which has always been so committed to plausibility get around this.
I have always supported Kier Starmer. But ignoring these reasonable demands made by good honest Reform voters really isn't a good look: it makes him seem elitist and uncaring. It gives me no pleasure to say this but it's time for Kier Starmer to resign.
November 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I have always supported Kier Starmer. But ignoring these reasonable demands made by good honest Reform voters really isn't a good look: it makes him seem elitist and uncaring. It gives me no pleasure to say this but it's time for Kier Starmer to resign.
I have always had a lot of time for the Labour Party.
But there's no justification for splitting the vote like this. It's time to say goodbye to the politics of protest.
The Labour Party must immediately stand down all candidates - and then cease to exist.
Anything else is a gift to Reform.
But there's no justification for splitting the vote like this. It's time to say goodbye to the politics of protest.
The Labour Party must immediately stand down all candidates - and then cease to exist.
Anything else is a gift to Reform.
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I have always had a lot of time for the Labour Party.
But there's no justification for splitting the vote like this. It's time to say goodbye to the politics of protest.
The Labour Party must immediately stand down all candidates - and then cease to exist.
Anything else is a gift to Reform.
But there's no justification for splitting the vote like this. It's time to say goodbye to the politics of protest.
The Labour Party must immediately stand down all candidates - and then cease to exist.
Anything else is a gift to Reform.
I have always had a lot of time for the Labour Party.
But enough is enough.
Giving voters the option of a protest vote is unforgivable when Reform are so far ahead.
It's time for the Labour Party to stand down all their candidates and then immediately cease to exist.
But enough is enough.
Giving voters the option of a protest vote is unforgivable when Reform are so far ahead.
It's time for the Labour Party to stand down all their candidates and then immediately cease to exist.
October 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I have always had a lot of time for the Labour Party.
But enough is enough.
Giving voters the option of a protest vote is unforgivable when Reform are so far ahead.
It's time for the Labour Party to stand down all their candidates and then immediately cease to exist.
But enough is enough.
Giving voters the option of a protest vote is unforgivable when Reform are so far ahead.
It's time for the Labour Party to stand down all their candidates and then immediately cease to exist.
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Game not fully holding my attention.
October 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Game not fully holding my attention.
Mind your own business.
October 25, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Mind your own business.
I know you might be dissatisfied with the Greens' performance and considering a protest vote for Labour but I would encourage you to think about what that means when Reform are so far ahead. It's time to leave the idealism of the student union behind and get serious.
Vote Labour - get Reform.
Vote Labour - get Reform.
October 17, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I know you might be dissatisfied with the Greens' performance and considering a protest vote for Labour but I would encourage you to think about what that means when Reform are so far ahead. It's time to leave the idealism of the student union behind and get serious.
Vote Labour - get Reform.
Vote Labour - get Reform.
Yes obviously blah blah dead people whatevs, but what about the really important matter: how this affects Labour's chances at the forthcoming council elections?
October 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Yes obviously blah blah dead people whatevs, but what about the really important matter: how this affects Labour's chances at the forthcoming council elections?
THE SOUTH COAST IS OURS THE SOUTH COAST IS OOOOUUUURS WE ARE SOUTHAMPTON THE SOUTH COAST IS OURS
October 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
THE SOUTH COAST IS OURS THE SOUTH COAST IS OOOOUUUURS WE ARE SOUTHAMPTON THE SOUTH COAST IS OURS
It's nearly 9pm lads.
October 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It's nearly 9pm lads.
That Elledge cunt'll be buzzing at the opportunity to snark at some "nimbys".
October 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
That Elledge cunt'll be buzzing at the opportunity to snark at some "nimbys".
Their hopes of qualifying were ended some time ago by them being rubbish.
September 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Their hopes of qualifying were ended some time ago by them being rubbish.
TIL to only mention C*arl*e K**k on days when I particularly want some random dickhead in my replies.
September 19, 2025 at 12:11 PM
TIL to only mention C*arl*e K**k on days when I particularly want some random dickhead in my replies.
YYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS FINALLY!!!!!! GET IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 18, 2025 at 9:12 AM
YYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS FINALLY!!!!!! GET IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of what? A pile of dog sick?
September 13, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Of what? A pile of dog sick?
Ouch my sides.
September 13, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Ouch my sides.
900 people have been arrested this weekend for holding placards.
This is simply not good enough - it should have been 2500 at least. Fuck it let's say 3000.
The buck stops at the top and Kier has to take responsibility for the police's inadequate response to this grave terrorist threat. With a he
This is simply not good enough - it should have been 2500 at least. Fuck it let's say 3000.
The buck stops at the top and Kier has to take responsibility for the police's inadequate response to this grave terrorist threat. With a he
September 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
900 people have been arrested this weekend for holding placards.
This is simply not good enough - it should have been 2500 at least. Fuck it let's say 3000.
The buck stops at the top and Kier has to take responsibility for the police's inadequate response to this grave terrorist threat. With a he
This is simply not good enough - it should have been 2500 at least. Fuck it let's say 3000.
The buck stops at the top and Kier has to take responsibility for the police's inadequate response to this grave terrorist threat. With a he