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The "he's a spook" sayer
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Laughing at my own jokes. Sleep fiend. I ain't got much technique, but I sure have a lousy tone. A clear sense of personal involvement. He/him.
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*Quite a lot* of people seem to have been taught a version of the poem that goes "first they came for the communists, and thankfully they stopped after that and everything was alright".
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this would like change my life and FUCK DENTISTS TOOTH COPS ACAB

GIMME SOME CHEAP AS HELL TOOTH REGEN GEL
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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War took away our shelter and my aspirations. I’m Hamza from Gaza, caring for my elderly parents and dreaming of a new chapter. Any contribution, even a tiny one, supports our safety and my studies. 🤍
November 29, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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Ghazal and her family are living in ruins; even their only shelter, made of canvas, has been destroyed by rain and wind. They are enduring the harsh winter and need our help to keep warm and secure food and clothing during the bitter cold

tinyurl.com/save-my-baby...
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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"I'm sorry if this message bothered you. If it did, plz just ignore it."
I’m Mahmoud from Gaza
a Software Engineer and father of 3.
We lost so much but not our hope. My Family still dream of school and safety. Help me make that dream real again PLZ donate 💔
#Molly_Shah
gofund.me/4a1deff15
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Aaaaagaaaadoo doo doo, push pineapple shake a tree, agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee. To the left to the right nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh hula melody
February 28, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Fair play this is pretty good.
Hope is here.

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November 28, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Have always been pretty straight and boring so am quite into the idea that if reading a novel with lots of internal dialogue will mean handling forbidden illegal terrorist material.
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I suppose if Mumsnet types are using their time writing about fictional old people in valuable houses it at least means they're not harassing trans people, albeit briefly.
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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I am Sharif Al-Amoudi, writing to you with a heavy and weary heart due to the difficult situation we are going through. My child needs treatment, and I am injured and have no income. I need your help through donations and sharing this post.
www.gofundme.com/f/dd6vn-dona...
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Tfw you're 8.
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
If I wrote for the New Statesman I would simply shut the fuck up about out-of-touch clique members reinforcing each others' warped versions of reality.
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I have always had a lot of time for the Labour Party.

But there's no justification for splitting the vote like this. It's time to say goodbye to the politics of protest.

The Labour Party must immediately stand down all candidates - and then cease to exist.

Anything else is a gift to Reform.
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
From "footballers who avoid international matches should phone dead soldiers' grieving parents for some reason" to this, fair play.
The power of Ian Wright
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Lads we really don't have to talk about that fucking mural again.
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
What in the what is happening at the Valley.
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Whenever I see SKB mentioned I initially think of SKB flight cases which were rack-mount things we used to have at my old work. They were really expensive and completely fucking useless.
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Next week: Busta Rhymes argues with an anonymous account with two followers about why "ardour" is spelt differently in the US, and concludes that the British shitpost left are all Nazis.
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Almost tempted to go back to Twitter to ask Grok ridiculous questions about Elon Musk's knob.
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Speak for yourself mate.
November 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM