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The "he's a spook" sayer
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Laughing at my own jokes. Sleep fiend. I ain't got much technique, but I sure have a lousy tone. A clear sense of personal involvement. He/him.
Lying bastards.
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I KNOW SOMEONE WHOSE PARENTS BOTH DIED WHEN SHE WAS A BABY AND SHE LIVES ON HER OWN AND SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY FAMILY AND SHE'S DISABLED AND SHE'S BLACK AND SHE'S OH I DUNNO A LESBIAN AND SHE'S NEVER BEEN ABLE TO WORK AND SHE LIVES IN A HOUSE WORTH £80BN WHAT IS SHE SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT THIS TAX??????
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The latter's being re-enacted in essence #onhere by red rose emoji dickheads going "WOAH SLAM DUNK ON POLANSKI SLAY KWEEN" etc.
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Everything after the word "up" is unnecessary here I realise.
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
(yes I am going to keep making this joke every time a poll like this comes up)
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
(fwiw he's always given the impression of being an essentially decent person)
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 AM