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Chapeau!
“Help we spent six trillion dollars on a suped-up version of the Paperclip Guy. I will lose my house if you keep ignoring him.”
January 20, 2026 at 9:39 PM
January 20, 2026 at 8:44 PM
A lot of big talk about the UK fucking Trump off but the moment Zack Polanski offers a concrete route to doing that people seem to be getting flustered.
January 20, 2026 at 9:21 AM
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Everything going well.
January 3, 2026 at 10:58 AM
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I am sick of screaming.
January 17, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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Desperately sad news to read about Black Midi guitarist Matt Kwasniewski-Kelvin. Just 26 years old. RIP
January 12, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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Saw great film on drugs.
January 10, 2026 at 2:28 PM
For whatever reason I’d slept on Lake Mungo but found and watched it today. Properly, properly chilling. Haven’t felt like this about a horror film since Skinamarink, though Lake Mungo has much more heart. In fact it’s all heart. That’s probably why it’s so fucking moving.
January 7, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
RIP Mike F. A real poster from good ol days
You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
December 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Dune 3: Cunt
December 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
wife of mark
🚨⚪️ Reports of Franco Mastantuono leaving Real Madrid on loan in January are described as wife of mark. Xabi Alonso and the club see Franco as key part of the project.
December 28, 2025 at 10:53 AM
December 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Haven’t done a single bit of wrapping yet. Should definitely start. After the next tin. A tin for now and then a tin for wrapping. Then a tin for bed.
December 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Every time I'm in a restaurant I remember Kevin McAleer's reply to a waiter who told him the Soup Of The Day.

"Where there any other contenders?"
"Um, no?"
"A hollow victory, then".
December 19, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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40 🎄
December 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Holy shit
December 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Goodness me what a thread of truth and insight.
When you drift through some unheralded point in your 40s, you start accumulating actuarial risks.

The odds of illness, heart attack, or the chances losing of a parent go up.

But there is another risk- particularly acute for men.

There is a risk you will lose your capacity for joy.
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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If handing someone their arse, was a video clip
December 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Nepotism in the arts is a funny one because on the one hand yes it’s a very well-rewarded industry (at the top) and that’s worthy of envy. But on the other hand, we accept (or even prefer) businesses that have some kind of “… and Sons” element to it. There’s a cultural value in generational craft.
December 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM