ok look i know "prog" in this context a FF thing and not a trans thing but what the fuck do you mean one of the activities you can do in this game is "progging uwu"

i can't tell if I'm more relieved or surprised that i managed to leave

i thought this was a real person when i walked in. why is it Blair Witching by the seasonals

Grinch beanies hung next to brand- name wallets. why not

4 kinds of Playboy slippers on an endcap. sure

this place is an episode of the Magnus Archives waiting to happen. a Venom hoodie is sitting on a rack labeled "Big & Tall Bottoms" next to a bulls jacket

a second, undifferentiated shoes section has hit the me

in a way, it's exciting. i have no idea what could be around any corner, but even that's tempered by the growing assurance that 1. it wont be interesting or cool, and 2. it bears a strong chance of being Sonic the Hedgehog merch

as is, it kinda feels like the genai version of the Marshalls that was here before. a bunch of clothes and shoes surrounded by a clutter of stuff to buy for your grandkids whose interests you don't fully understand and tchochkes for the truly lost, only theres no clear boundaries between any of them

if any given object in here weren't utterly mundane, it'd actually be less surreal