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Gandolf arrested as police confiscate several hard drives full of Hobbit feet pics. Some of the victims "as young as 50-60 years old" according to source.
February 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Gandolf arrested as police confiscate several hard drives full of Hobbit feet pics. Some of the victims "as young as 50-60 years old" according to source.
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OTACON: Snake, this is your PENIS. It draws blood directly from your body’s circulatory system, filling its spongy tissue to achieve turgidity.
SNAKE: Huh. Neat trick.
OTACON: Once it’s ready, equip it and insert it into the VAGINA.
SNAKE: Vagina?
SNAKE: Huh. Neat trick.
OTACON: Once it’s ready, equip it and insert it into the VAGINA.
SNAKE: Vagina?
February 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
OTACON: Snake, this is your PENIS. It draws blood directly from your body’s circulatory system, filling its spongy tissue to achieve turgidity.
SNAKE: Huh. Neat trick.
OTACON: Once it’s ready, equip it and insert it into the VAGINA.
SNAKE: Vagina?
SNAKE: Huh. Neat trick.
OTACON: Once it’s ready, equip it and insert it into the VAGINA.
SNAKE: Vagina?
I've been practicing my death throes when I should've been practicing my life signs
February 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I've been practicing my death throes when I should've been practicing my life signs
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my chungus life is bloodshot and gasping . i shrug off each day like a wet blanket
February 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
my chungus life is bloodshot and gasping . i shrug off each day like a wet blanket
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There needs to be a separate mcdonalds playplace for minors. The fact that I have to listen to these 6 year olds' harebrained takes on how to get me unstuck from this tube slide is so deeply unserious.
January 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
There needs to be a separate mcdonalds playplace for minors. The fact that I have to listen to these 6 year olds' harebrained takes on how to get me unstuck from this tube slide is so deeply unserious.
bogus parts are coming back in a big way
January 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
bogus parts are coming back in a big way
BREAKING : WHITE HOUSE BESIEGED BY HUSSITE WAGONS
January 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
BREAKING : WHITE HOUSE BESIEGED BY HUSSITE WAGONS
on the asphalt battlegrounds of america, our future soldiers will fight and die on rollerblades
January 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
on the asphalt battlegrounds of america, our future soldiers will fight and die on rollerblades
the market connects us ❤️
January 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
the market connects us ❤️
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From 2018
January 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
From 2018
fuck cloth mom, I'm team wire mom until the day I die
January 24, 2025 at 3:07 PM
fuck cloth mom, I'm team wire mom until the day I die