Barfunk!
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My behind is a beehive,
There's a buzz in my backside
There's a buzz in my backside
Been thinking a lot about why I don't always feel like taking a shower.
August 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Been thinking a lot about why I don't always feel like taking a shower.
Flimsy has no need for shelter but appreciates the aesthetic the sticks provide.
August 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Flimsy has no need for shelter but appreciates the aesthetic the sticks provide.
Turns out, Goof Off is not meant to be used as a body spray.
That still doesn't explain how effective it's been at calming me down.
That still doesn't explain how effective it's been at calming me down.
July 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Turns out, Goof Off is not meant to be used as a body spray.
That still doesn't explain how effective it's been at calming me down.
That still doesn't explain how effective it's been at calming me down.
I wonder if the person who airbrushed this asked any questions. It's on a little red pickup truck in someone's yard that looks like it hasn't been driven in a long long time.
July 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I wonder if the person who airbrushed this asked any questions. It's on a little red pickup truck in someone's yard that looks like it hasn't been driven in a long long time.
Feeling somber because the prose she writes isn't a sufficient emotional outlet but she doesn't feel like her singing ability is good enough to make them into songs.
June 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Feeling somber because the prose she writes isn't a sufficient emotional outlet but she doesn't feel like her singing ability is good enough to make them into songs.
Redneck cassette tape repair in progress.
June 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Redneck cassette tape repair in progress.
Why do cat play water? Why cat? Why play water so much?
June 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Why do cat play water? Why cat? Why play water so much?
A rare find this morning. These are usually only found in South Texas or North Michigan. The Connecticut blue, named for the color of its tongue, is known for its ability to dig as deep as 5 feet in loamy soil as well as its inability to swim. Their common name is The Alaska Red.
June 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
A rare find this morning. These are usually only found in South Texas or North Michigan. The Connecticut blue, named for the color of its tongue, is known for its ability to dig as deep as 5 feet in loamy soil as well as its inability to swim. Their common name is The Alaska Red.
Many years ago I got about half way through a book on Dennis Rader (BTK) before I realized that it wasn't a book on David Parker Ray (The Toy-Box Killer). I finished it anyway and later went on to make this little graphic that I now sell as a fun sticker for kids to put on their Trapper Keepers.
May 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Many years ago I got about half way through a book on Dennis Rader (BTK) before I realized that it wasn't a book on David Parker Ray (The Toy-Box Killer). I finished it anyway and later went on to make this little graphic that I now sell as a fun sticker for kids to put on their Trapper Keepers.
It may look like she sees something terrifying off in the distance but I assure you that is her resting expression.
May 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It may look like she sees something terrifying off in the distance but I assure you that is her resting expression.
Remembering the dogs today.
May 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Remembering the dogs today.
This beautiful feller right here looks like he's about to splode.
May 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
This beautiful feller right here looks like he's about to splode.
Stickers stickers stickers.
May 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Stickers stickers stickers.
Another big boy for the archive.
May 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Another big boy for the archive.
Clipboard plus laser cutter equals light switch plate cover.
May 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Clipboard plus laser cutter equals light switch plate cover.
