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My behind is a beehive,
There's a buzz in my backside
That's the kind of cat that's so cute you'd think it's pewp doesn't smell but it's actually more disgusting that you could imagine.
December 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The only thing my mother brought me back from her trip to NYC was chocolates. They were fancy enough she felt the need to tell me the price when she handed them over. So far they're fantastic. Probably because they aren't Lindor truffles. (They're Bissinger's)
December 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
You know, I read this multiple times before posting it and I didn't even catch the obvious error in the first sentence until today. This is what getting old looks like.
October 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I like to think it's not because they all wore a pompadour at one point, but I know it is.

You also can't convince me that you never once thought Tim Robbins was the lead in Eraserhead.
October 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Driiiiiiink it.
September 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
You're definitely in the kitchen. His may not be the vibe you're going for but Spearhead has some awesome videos making metal logos.

youtube.com/@spearheadme...
Spearhead's Metal Art
The Metal Art Channel. Design and illustration tutorials, resources, reviews and more!
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September 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Who's Sympathy Wiener?
September 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
From Divine Dookie and Succulent Spew

(Book 2 from the "Tummy Rumbling" trilogy)
September 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I should have just said huge base because it's certainly not traditional. In fact, our bowls are nothing alike.
September 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Sadly, mine has a base like a traditional ramen bowl but it looks the same from the top. Unsadly, it still holds slop!
September 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I have that exact same ramen bowl. I also eat slop from it.
September 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM