That's the kind of cat that's so cute you'd think it's pewp doesn't smell but it's actually more disgusting that you could imagine.

The only thing my mother brought me back from her trip to NYC was chocolates. They were fancy enough she felt the need to tell me the price when she handed them over. So far they're fantastic. Probably because they aren't Lindor truffles. (They're Bissinger's)

You know, I read this multiple times before posting it and I didn't even catch the obvious error in the first sentence until today. This is what getting old looks like.

I like to think it's not because they all wore a pompadour at one point, but I know it is.

You also can't convince me that you never once thought Tim Robbins was the lead in Eraserhead.

Driiiiiiink it.

You're definitely in the kitchen. His may not be the vibe you're going for but Spearhead has some awesome videos making metal logos.

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Who's Sympathy Wiener?

From Divine Dookie and Succulent Spew

(Book 2 from the "Tummy Rumbling" trilogy)

I should have just said huge base because it's certainly not traditional. In fact, our bowls are nothing alike.

Sadly, mine has a base like a traditional ramen bowl but it looks the same from the top. Unsadly, it still holds slop!

I have that exact same ramen bowl. I also eat slop from it.