Bart0nius
@bart0nius.bsky.social
🦴🐾 | writer, musician and boyfailure | the reddest mtg player | best in show | 🐶
(it/he 21 nyc)
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not even kidding a little 1000 gecs is one of the most important records of the 21st century and will only become more relevant as such
December 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
not even kidding a little 1000 gecs is one of the most important records of the 21st century and will only become more relevant as such
commander is the youtube shorts format of magic the gathering
December 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
commander is the youtube shorts format of magic the gathering
i am not capable of metacognition
December 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i am not capable of metacognition
let it be known i typically avoid special art treatments but if @everydaylouie.bsky.social illustrated a magic the gathering card i would snap it up in a heartbeat
December 13, 2025 at 8:11 AM
let it be known i typically avoid special art treatments but if @everydaylouie.bsky.social illustrated a magic the gathering card i would snap it up in a heartbeat
on bluesky you have to publicly justify when you open twitter
Twitter is hilarious. This from a paid verified account with four letters and five numbers for a username, which follows 40 people and 37 followers... nearly all of which are also letter-number accounts. What was that about an echo chamber?
(Anyway, only logged in to begin the process of deletion)
(Anyway, only logged in to begin the process of deletion)
December 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
on bluesky you have to publicly justify when you open twitter
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COMMANDER PLAYERS I AM TALKING ABOUT 1V1 COMP MAGIC THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU IDK YOUR FORMAT PLEASE DO NOT EXPLAIN IT TO ME TY
December 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
COMMANDER PLAYERS I AM TALKING ABOUT 1V1 COMP MAGIC THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU IDK YOUR FORMAT PLEASE DO NOT EXPLAIN IT TO ME TY
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Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this
October 8, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this
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i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!
January 31, 2025 at 8:01 AM
i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!
this nearly made me quit mtgo altogether this cube is suicide inducing
im so serious no-holds-barred vintage cube is one of the most miserable draft experiences i've ever had
December 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
this nearly made me quit mtgo altogether this cube is suicide inducing
one thing about me i will dick around on my computer any time i have to actually get something done
December 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
one thing about me i will dick around on my computer any time i have to actually get something done
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im so serious no-holds-barred vintage cube is one of the most miserable draft experiences i've ever had
December 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
im so serious no-holds-barred vintage cube is one of the most miserable draft experiences i've ever had
i literally never wanna see phelia or ajani nacatl pariah ever again
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i literally never wanna see phelia or ajani nacatl pariah ever again
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i refuse to play any new roguelite that isnt mewgenics and thats only because id follow edmund mcmillen into hell blindfolded
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
i refuse to play any new roguelite that isnt mewgenics and thats only because id follow edmund mcmillen into hell blindfolded
predicting a re-cute-ification of the internet post-trump presidency. it's gonna be counterculture to no longer be edgy. it happened last time!!
December 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
predicting a re-cute-ification of the internet post-trump presidency. it's gonna be counterculture to no longer be edgy. it happened last time!!
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this app is unfunny because it has a 100% caucasian demographic
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
this app is unfunny because it has a 100% caucasian demographic
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
girl in red was some piece of shit ass music
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
girl in red was some piece of shit ass music
played and enjoyed cedh last night 😕
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
played and enjoyed cedh last night 😕
memories of being loved and memories of being a teenager are two forces powerful enough to move mountains
May 29, 2025 at 6:18 AM
memories of being loved and memories of being a teenager are two forces powerful enough to move mountains
man i’d love to post more here but vibes are still terminally uncool
April 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
man i’d love to post more here but vibes are still terminally uncool
the new @rhysticstudies.bsky.social video makes me so happy. i mean it sincerely when i say this channel and these videos changed my life. they got me back into magic in early highschool, and six years later i am who i am because of magic. thank you, sam. thank you so much.
Bluesky
n.bsky.social
March 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
the new @rhysticstudies.bsky.social video makes me so happy. i mean it sincerely when i say this channel and these videos changed my life. they got me back into magic in early highschool, and six years later i am who i am because of magic. thank you, sam. thank you so much.
