Bash
@bashthebox.bsky.social
I make fancy kitchens and wardrobes and stuff, but mostly post a load of old rubbish
www.themoderncarpenter.com
www.themoderncarpenter.com
Latest project finished, a DJ console for a customer in Bristol. Always fun to do these sorts of pieces - you generally know it’s something they’ve been really looking forward to for aaaages.
December 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Latest project finished, a DJ console for a customer in Bristol. Always fun to do these sorts of pieces - you generally know it’s something they’ve been really looking forward to for aaaages.
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Yesterday, wind produced 59.6% of Britain’s electricity - almost five times more than gas.
Despite what you hear from fossil fuel-funded politicians, every unit of clean renewable energy we produce is delivering U.K jobs, energy security, and a brighter future of our children.
Despite what you hear from fossil fuel-funded politicians, every unit of clean renewable energy we produce is delivering U.K jobs, energy security, and a brighter future of our children.
December 11, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Yesterday, wind produced 59.6% of Britain’s electricity - almost five times more than gas.
Despite what you hear from fossil fuel-funded politicians, every unit of clean renewable energy we produce is delivering U.K jobs, energy security, and a brighter future of our children.
Despite what you hear from fossil fuel-funded politicians, every unit of clean renewable energy we produce is delivering U.K jobs, energy security, and a brighter future of our children.
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Look I don’t want to go starting up the us/uk food discourse but the Americans are sharing their celebration dinners and fuck me if it don’t look like 1972 is calling and wants its beige food back
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Look I don’t want to go starting up the us/uk food discourse but the Americans are sharing their celebration dinners and fuck me if it don’t look like 1972 is calling and wants its beige food back
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Ideas to devalue your £2m home:
Install an outdoors glass cubicle toilet on your front drive and make sure you use it regularly. Keep eye contact with anyone who sees you using it.
Install an outdoors glass cubicle toilet on your front drive and make sure you use it regularly. Keep eye contact with anyone who sees you using it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Ideas to devalue your £2m home:
Install an outdoors glass cubicle toilet on your front drive and make sure you use it regularly. Keep eye contact with anyone who sees you using it.
Install an outdoors glass cubicle toilet on your front drive and make sure you use it regularly. Keep eye contact with anyone who sees you using it.
Yeah it’s pheasant night, yeah this little guy was asking for some for the entire cooking time
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Yeah it’s pheasant night, yeah this little guy was asking for some for the entire cooking time
Monkey is having an extremely satisfactory evening
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Monkey is having an extremely satisfactory evening
Of course, like all right thinking people, I don’t look at my phone when I’m on the loo… but I probably shouldn’t have read this whilst I was on the loo
We begin today with a content warning: this dispatch from history is not for the faint-hearted. However, if you wish, do please join me for the tale of the Sun King’s anal fistula and the three-hour operation performed on it without anaesthetic on this day in 1686... 🧵
November 18, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Of course, like all right thinking people, I don’t look at my phone when I’m on the loo… but I probably shouldn’t have read this whilst I was on the loo
It’s the worst prime minister ever and the most far right Home Secretary ever and it’s happened for the fifth time in a fucking row (tbf, and I can’t quite believe I’m saying this, perhaps that’s not entirely fair to rishi fucking sunak)
November 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
It’s the worst prime minister ever and the most far right Home Secretary ever and it’s happened for the fifth time in a fucking row (tbf, and I can’t quite believe I’m saying this, perhaps that’s not entirely fair to rishi fucking sunak)
@milesklee.bsky.social ‘tis the season for increasingly unhinged British crisps.
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
@milesklee.bsky.social ‘tis the season for increasingly unhinged British crisps.
Ahhh my old home town. As weird as it is to think of Tom Cruise strolling down the high street, I never once saw him in Martine’s to take advantage of 50p a pint nights www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
‘It seemed like quite a do’: why East Grinstead hosts one of Scientology’s glitziest evenings
Last week, 7,000 people – including Tom Cruise – descended on the West Sussex town for an event that divides local opinion
www.theguardian.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Ahhh my old home town. As weird as it is to think of Tom Cruise strolling down the high street, I never once saw him in Martine’s to take advantage of 50p a pint nights www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Always worth following Tom, and his wonderful stories. His parents make really good art too.
I've TWO of these beautiful 'Witch & Hare' original linocuts by my mum, Jo, to give away to my Bluesky followers. The print is from my recently republished book, Help The Witch.
All you have to do to enter is repost this story from the book (maybe give it a read too?) www.tom-cox.com/robot-2/
All you have to do to enter is repost this story from the book (maybe give it a read too?) www.tom-cox.com/robot-2/
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Always worth following Tom, and his wonderful stories. His parents make really good art too.
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The piece where I get to say everything that's bugging me about the world of detecting & archaeology & ask - why are we not more concerned about this?
(Thank you to everyone who read through drafts & offered thoughts, advice and ideas.)
#Archaeology #Detecting 🏺
bigbookoftorcs.com/2025/10/27/t...
(Thank you to everyone who read through drafts & offered thoughts, advice and ideas.)
#Archaeology #Detecting 🏺
bigbookoftorcs.com/2025/10/27/t...
The system is broken, so why are we not more concerned?
by Tess Machling [A download/print PDF version can be found at the end of the paper] Abstract The Portable Antiquities Scheme (PAS) – the detectorist-facing branch of archaeology – whic…
bigbookoftorcs.com
October 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The piece where I get to say everything that's bugging me about the world of detecting & archaeology & ask - why are we not more concerned about this?
(Thank you to everyone who read through drafts & offered thoughts, advice and ideas.)
#Archaeology #Detecting 🏺
bigbookoftorcs.com/2025/10/27/t...
(Thank you to everyone who read through drafts & offered thoughts, advice and ideas.)
#Archaeology #Detecting 🏺
bigbookoftorcs.com/2025/10/27/t...
Bilbao knows what’s up
October 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Bilbao knows what’s up
Another little wardrobe finished this week!
October 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Another little wardrobe finished this week!
I’m not usually one to dunk on a 19 year old, but seriously, this little prick
October 12, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I’m not usually one to dunk on a 19 year old, but seriously, this little prick
Mop, not my cat although it appears I am his human, caught in spectacular form this afternoon
October 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Mop, not my cat although it appears I am his human, caught in spectacular form this afternoon
Make fascists afraid
#OtD 10 Oct 1937 fascist leader Oswald Mosley was knocked unconscious and hospitalised in Liverpool by a stone thrown by anti-fascists who attacked a Nazi meeting at which he had attempted to address the crowd stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8245...
October 10, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Make fascists afraid
I mean I'm not even really posting this to win the book, I'm just posting this so you follow Tom and read his lovely books and blog. No one posts better pictures of sheep friends.
I'm giving away this signed 1st edition h/b of my new novel (it has a tiny jacket rip which means I wouldn't sell it) to one person who reposts this.
You might like it if you like:
Folkloric creatures
Old records
Intricate psychedelic stories
The idea of circular time
All shares much-appreciated.
You might like it if you like:
Folkloric creatures
Old records
Intricate psychedelic stories
The idea of circular time
All shares much-appreciated.
October 8, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I mean I'm not even really posting this to win the book, I'm just posting this so you follow Tom and read his lovely books and blog. No one posts better pictures of sheep friends.
Buy a mountain bike, a good one, get riding, fall off, laugh a lot, ride some more
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Buy a mountain bike, a good one, get riding, fall off, laugh a lot, ride some more
Trump’s died again, pass it on
Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and has no public events on his calendar today
October 4, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Trump’s died again, pass it on
This thread is amazing. I want to carve one and stick it on my house
It’s 185 years to the day since a man called Thomas O’Conor wrote a report about a stone figure on a church in Kiltinane, County Tipperary. This wouldn’t be especially notable if we didn’t also consider what the statue looked like, because this was the first written use of the term Sheela-na-gig
October 3, 2025 at 9:04 AM
This thread is amazing. I want to carve one and stick it on my house
The idea of gathering all the world’s billionaires and sealing them in a deep cavern is simple, but actually fitting them all in there with their stupid boats and jets is staggeringly difficult.
This guy is so fucking stupid, man. This is straight up caveman wisdom
October 3, 2025 at 8:54 AM
The idea of gathering all the world’s billionaires and sealing them in a deep cavern is simple, but actually fitting them all in there with their stupid boats and jets is staggeringly difficult.
Buy an old house, they said, it'll be fun, they said (no one said that)
September 30, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Buy an old house, they said, it'll be fun, they said (no one said that)
Good run this evening over the Levels - saw a heron, an egret, three deer and a kingfisher. And then stopped just before home to watch this rather good sunset.
September 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Good run this evening over the Levels - saw a heron, an egret, three deer and a kingfisher. And then stopped just before home to watch this rather good sunset.