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Bastian 🐅❤️🇨🇦 ❌👑 aka #248611
@bastian.tigersarereal.de
Greymuzzle Colorado native, leftist furry, atheist, world traveler (30 Countries, 5 Continents), living in the PNW (Seattle, WA, USA). #StandWithUkraine #TigersAreReal #KeepCalmAndCarryOn #NoKings!
Yes you can pet some of the creatures in Borderlands 4 and so I shall.
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
1 billion dollars!
December 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
So apparently America is in the pirate business now. 🦜
December 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Q: Alexa, will it rain in the next 12 hours?

Alexa: Does a furry yiff in the woods?
December 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Checking out the new light rail expansion with the bike today. 🚲 🚆
December 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I got the Grinch meal at McDonald's even though it cost $15 cuz I figured... Fuck it. 😂
#Falalalalalalalala
December 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Yes, he uses Chief Wiggum's rule, CASH BRIBES ONLY. #PayToPlay
December 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Ah yes the time of year when the sun comes up at 8:30 goes down at 3:30 and it rains 8 out of every 10 days. #WinterPNWStyle
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Far out they have a 7-11 at Seatac.
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Somebody just robbed the bank next to our house.
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
You've just died.

The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.

Killed by my new washing machine.

Thanks Lowe's. #BlackFridayDealsWillGetYouKilled
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Merry Christmas and shit. 😂 🌲
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Must be that whole wealth distribution thing we keep hearing about.
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The owner demonstrated how easy the PVC shit breaks and then asked me to break a piece. It took almost no effort.
November 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Seriously stop getting my hopes up.
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Right Now: Mayor-Elect Katie Wilson's first national interview.
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Wow, ok, well I stand corrected and joyfully so.
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
November 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Anyone want to spend $2,000,000 for a house without AC?
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
She apparently made it, another helicopter is at the border searching the entry point for Mexico! :D

And she didn't even need a helicopter like Charlie Sheen did!

#TheChase Reality TV edition
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
LOL, pursuit update she is about 20 minutes from the US/Mexico border on the 805. Working from home kicks ass! :D
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Almost to San Diego metro! #SeeYaEnMexico! #GoGoGo!
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Watching a live high speed chase, starting in Los Angeles and they are almost to San Diego.

Reminds me of that Charlie Sheen movie "The Chase"
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Nothing like a bike ride in the Pacific Northwest in late fall. Just beautiful.
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I doth nometh.
November 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM