Bastian 🐅❤️🇨🇦 ❌👑 aka #248611
@bastian.tigersarereal.de
Greymuzzle Colorado native, leftist furry, atheist, world traveler (30 Countries, 5 Continents), living in the PNW (Seattle, WA, USA). #StandWithUkraine #TigersAreReal #KeepCalmAndCarryOn #NoKings!
Good. Seriously if you want to help average Americans bury our economy. Short term pain for long term non-fascist gain.
February 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Good. Seriously if you want to help average Americans bury our economy. Short term pain for long term non-fascist gain.
Feels so weird being on Draggy's medical insurance. He was on mine once a long time ago.
I'm glad I'm able to get coverage between gigs. I just don't understand why people chant "USA". I've seen the world, and although we have it better than many, we aren't great, I'll never swallow the blue pill.
I'm glad I'm able to get coverage between gigs. I just don't understand why people chant "USA". I've seen the world, and although we have it better than many, we aren't great, I'll never swallow the blue pill.
February 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Feels so weird being on Draggy's medical insurance. He was on mine once a long time ago.
I'm glad I'm able to get coverage between gigs. I just don't understand why people chant "USA". I've seen the world, and although we have it better than many, we aren't great, I'll never swallow the blue pill.
I'm glad I'm able to get coverage between gigs. I just don't understand why people chant "USA". I've seen the world, and although we have it better than many, we aren't great, I'll never swallow the blue pill.
Won't someone think of the people who never have to worry about money ever again??!!! Such torture should be recognized! 😆
February 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Won't someone think of the people who never have to worry about money ever again??!!! Such torture should be recognized! 😆
So Trump is going to sue Trevor Noah. That's certainly something you don't want to do if you want to keep the Epstein files off the news. Just saying.
February 2, 2026 at 2:23 PM
So Trump is going to sue Trevor Noah. That's certainly something you don't want to do if you want to keep the Epstein files off the news. Just saying.
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Woke 2.0 back with a vengeance. You love to see it.
February 2, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Woke 2.0 back with a vengeance. You love to see it.
Billie Eilish just said fuck ice on the Grammys and also won song of the Year. 😂
February 2, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Billie Eilish just said fuck ice on the Grammys and also won song of the Year. 😂
ROFL no spin there. 😂
After numerous artists said they would no longer perform there and ticket sales plummeted, Trump says he is closing the Kennedy Center for at least two years.
February 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
ROFL no spin there. 😂
TIL that I've officially outlived Shakespeare.
His life was shorter, but far more impactful. :D
His life was shorter, but far more impactful. :D
February 1, 2026 at 9:38 PM
TIL that I've officially outlived Shakespeare.
His life was shorter, but far more impactful. :D
His life was shorter, but far more impactful. :D
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Democrat Christian Menefee will win special US House runoff in Texas, CNN projects, shrinking GOP majority even further https://cnn.it/4aqDRVV
Democrat Christian Menefee will win special US House runoff in Texas, CNN projects, shrinking GOP majority even further | CNN Politics
Former Harris County Attorney Democrat Christian Menefee will win the special election runoff in Texas’ 18th Congressional District, according to a projection from CNN’s Decision Desk, ending a long v...
www.cnn.com
February 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Democrat Christian Menefee will win special US House runoff in Texas, CNN projects, shrinking GOP majority even further https://cnn.it/4aqDRVV
I go to Starbucks way too goddamn much. Just saying.
a close up of a tiger sticking its tongue out in the grass .
ALT: a close up of a tiger sticking its tongue out in the grass .
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I go to Starbucks way too goddamn much. Just saying.
I usually don't like wearing hats, but I might need to find this here in Seattle.
A Minneapolis knitting shop has resurrected the design of a Norwegian cap worn to protest Nazi occupation. Its owner says the money raised from hat pattern sales will support the local immigrant community.
A red hat, inspired by a symbol of resistance to Nazi occupation, gains traction in Minnesota
A Minneapolis knitting shop has resurrected the design of a Norwegian cap worn to protest Nazi occupation. Its owner says the money raised from hat pattern sales will support the local immigrant community.
n.pr
January 31, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I usually don't like wearing hats, but I might need to find this here in Seattle.
Seat for Melania, Party of 1. 😆
January 30, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Seat for Melania, Party of 1. 😆
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January 30, 2026 at 11:01 AM
You can't kill someone for breaking a tail light on a piece of shit Chevy, sorry this bullshit isn't going to wash.
I don’t want to think about Trump’s latest post about Alex Pretti, but we all must, esp. as funding discussions continue.
The president is talking about the “stock” of a man subjected to an extrajudicial killing by federal agents who threw him to the ground and shot him repeatedly in the back.
The president is talking about the “stock” of a man subjected to an extrajudicial killing by federal agents who threw him to the ground and shot him repeatedly in the back.
January 30, 2026 at 4:54 PM
You can't kill someone for breaking a tail light on a piece of shit Chevy, sorry this bullshit isn't going to wash.
Average Army Private Salary: $47,318/yr
Trump wants: $10,000,000,000 for doing nothing.
Trump wants: $10,000,000,000 for doing nothing.
*TRUMP SUES IRS, TREASURY FOR $10 BILLION OVER TAX-RETURN LEAKS
January 30, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Average Army Private Salary: $47,318/yr
Trump wants: $10,000,000,000 for doing nothing.
Trump wants: $10,000,000,000 for doing nothing.
This reminds me of the scene in Blazing Saddles where the Governor deputized criminals to be deputies to clear out the town of Rock Ridge.
Badges. We don't need no stinking badges.
Movies are fun. This is not.
Badges. We don't need no stinking badges.
Movies are fun. This is not.
A retired Minneapolis couple who had guns pointed at them by ICE in a church parking lot.
"They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets."
"They had the professional demeanor of criminals."
ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social
"They were obviously not trained at all. I've known many police officers in my life. These people were right off the streets."
"They had the professional demeanor of criminals."
ht: @paulgraham.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 8:19 PM
This reminds me of the scene in Blazing Saddles where the Governor deputized criminals to be deputies to clear out the town of Rock Ridge.
Badges. We don't need no stinking badges.
Movies are fun. This is not.
Badges. We don't need no stinking badges.
Movies are fun. This is not.
Sane People Over a Year Ago: If you vote for Trump, you are voting for fascism.
MAGA: You have Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Sane: No, this is called critical thinking, not TDS.
MAGA Today:
MAGA: You have Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Sane: No, this is called critical thinking, not TDS.
MAGA Today:
a man in a blue shirt holds his hand to his forehead in front of a sign that says " what happened "
ALT: a man in a blue shirt holds his hand to his forehead in front of a sign that says " what happened "
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Sane People Over a Year Ago: If you vote for Trump, you are voting for fascism.
MAGA: You have Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Sane: No, this is called critical thinking, not TDS.
MAGA Today:
MAGA: You have Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Sane: No, this is called critical thinking, not TDS.
MAGA Today:
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In addition, Trump demands that the Diary of Anne Frank be changed to:
The Diary of Donald Trump and Anne Frank.
The Diary of Donald Trump and Anne Frank.
Trump Demands to Be Considered a Holocaust Survivor: tinyurl.com/3vyjrxy4
January 28, 2026 at 5:42 AM
In addition, Trump demands that the Diary of Anne Frank be changed to:
The Diary of Donald Trump and Anne Frank.
The Diary of Donald Trump and Anne Frank.
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I'm fucking HEATED. If we're going to survive and get out of this disaster, we white people need to uplift AND protect Black and brown leaders, with our bodies and lives.
I don't want to mourn another Black leader. I want them to lead. We need them here, not as martyrs in a goddamn history book.
I don't want to mourn another Black leader. I want them to lead. We need them here, not as martyrs in a goddamn history book.
January 28, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I'm fucking HEATED. If we're going to survive and get out of this disaster, we white people need to uplift AND protect Black and brown leaders, with our bodies and lives.
I don't want to mourn another Black leader. I want them to lead. We need them here, not as martyrs in a goddamn history book.
I don't want to mourn another Black leader. I want them to lead. We need them here, not as martyrs in a goddamn history book.
I played a slot machine called "Raccoon Bandit" today at the casino and it gave me a $15 profit.
a bunch of raccoons are sitting on the ground looking at the camera
ALT: a bunch of raccoons are sitting on the ground looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I played a slot machine called "Raccoon Bandit" today at the casino and it gave me a $15 profit.
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BREAKING: Two Republican senators, Thom Tillis and Lisa Murkowski, call for DHS Secretary Kristi Noem to resign.
Two Republican senators call for Kristi Noem to resign as DHS secretary
Sens. Lisa Murkowski and Thom Tillis are the first GOP members of Congress to call for Noem to step down as secretary of the Department of Homeland Security.
www.nbcnews.com
January 27, 2026 at 11:38 PM
BREAKING: Two Republican senators, Thom Tillis and Lisa Murkowski, call for DHS Secretary Kristi Noem to resign.
Best line in this article:
“I’m going to hand out big dicks to little-dick ICE agents.”
“I’m going to hand out big dicks to little-dick ICE agents.”
"The first dildo flew through the air like a rubber prophecy and skidded to a stop directly at the boots of a state trooper.
"And that’s when the United States government lost its entire fucking mind."
www.closertotheedge.net/p/the-dildo-...
"And that’s when the United States government lost its entire fucking mind."
www.closertotheedge.net/p/the-dildo-...
THE DILDO DISTRIBUTION DELEGATION
The revolution did not arrive with speeches, pamphlets, or a carefully moderated Zoom call about optics.
www.closertotheedge.net
January 27, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Best line in this article:
“I’m going to hand out big dicks to little-dick ICE agents.”
“I’m going to hand out big dicks to little-dick ICE agents.”
East Coast / West Coast Superbowl.
Too bad.
Too bad.
January 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
East Coast / West Coast Superbowl.
Too bad.
Too bad.
Good fucking lord this game.
a man with sweat running down his face looks at something
ALT: a man with sweat running down his face looks at something
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Good fucking lord this game.
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Never forget and never forgive the people who did this, from the idiots who mocked us when we told them this would happen, to the monsters who are carrying it out. Make them carry that shame for the rest of their miserable lives. Make them pariahs. May they never enjoy a moment of peace.
January 25, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Never forget and never forgive the people who did this, from the idiots who mocked us when we told them this would happen, to the monsters who are carrying it out. Make them carry that shame for the rest of their miserable lives. Make them pariahs. May they never enjoy a moment of peace.