Bastian 🐅❤️🇨🇦 ❌👑 aka #248611
@bastian.tigersarereal.de
Greymuzzle Colorado native, leftist furry, atheist, world traveler (30 Countries, 5 Continents), living in the PNW (Seattle, WA, USA). #StandWithUkraine #TigersAreReal #KeepCalmAndCarryOn #NoKings!
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Notable pirate, thou salt-water thief!
December 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Notable pirate, thou salt-water thief!
So apparently America is in the pirate business now. 🦜
December 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
So apparently America is in the pirate business now. 🦜
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New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/
To my Canadian friends who want to know what it's like living in the US every day. Just imagine if 40% of your population was Manitobans.
Does that clarify things?
Does that clarify things?
December 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
To my Canadian friends who want to know what it's like living in the US every day. Just imagine if 40% of your population was Manitobans.
Does that clarify things?
Does that clarify things?
Q: Alexa, will it rain in the next 12 hours?
Alexa: Does a furry yiff in the woods?
Alexa: Does a furry yiff in the woods?
December 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Q: Alexa, will it rain in the next 12 hours?
Alexa: Does a furry yiff in the woods?
Alexa: Does a furry yiff in the woods?
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😂😂😂 The power of public pressure.
Jimmy Kimmel has renewed his contract with Disney-owned ABC to continue hosting “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” for another year. https://cnn.it/4poHgJU
December 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
😂😂😂 The power of public pressure.
Fucking boomers. They'll be the end of us.
"Frasier" star Kelsey Grammer told Fox News he believes Donald Trump is "maybe the greatest" president in U.S. history.
Kelsey Grammer praises Trump as 'maybe the greatest' president ever
"Frasier" star Kelsey Grammer told Fox News he believes Donald Trump is "maybe the greatest" president in U.S. history.
bit.ly
December 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Fucking boomers. They'll be the end of us.
Sold the socks on Ebay that came with the Grinch meal for more than then the combo cost me at McDonalds. LOL
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Sold the socks on Ebay that came with the Grinch meal for more than then the combo cost me at McDonalds. LOL
Checking out the new light rail expansion with the bike today. 🚲 🚆
December 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Checking out the new light rail expansion with the bike today. 🚲 🚆
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
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December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
I actually paid under $4 a gallon for gas today. I'm trying to remember the last time I did that.
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I actually paid under $4 a gallon for gas today. I'm trying to remember the last time I did that.
I got the Grinch meal at McDonald's even though it cost $15 cuz I figured... Fuck it. 😂
#Falalalalalalalala
#Falalalalalalalala
December 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I got the Grinch meal at McDonald's even though it cost $15 cuz I figured... Fuck it. 😂
#Falalalalalalalala
#Falalalalalalalala
Did you ever think maybe the computer in Logan's Run had a valid argument?
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Did you ever think maybe the computer in Logan's Run had a valid argument?
Yes, he uses Chief Wiggum's rule, CASH BRIBES ONLY. #PayToPlay
December 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Yes, he uses Chief Wiggum's rule, CASH BRIBES ONLY. #PayToPlay
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This reality doesn't feel real
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This reality doesn't feel real
Ah yes the time of year when the sun comes up at 8:30 goes down at 3:30 and it rains 8 out of every 10 days. #WinterPNWStyle
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Ah yes the time of year when the sun comes up at 8:30 goes down at 3:30 and it rains 8 out of every 10 days. #WinterPNWStyle
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Far out they have a 7-11 at Seatac.
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Far out they have a 7-11 at Seatac.
On the phone with Starbucks customer service on 100 missing stars from my account and apparently their strategy is to just put the call on hold until the customer hangs up. I've been on hold 9 minutes and counting. :D
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
On the phone with Starbucks customer service on 100 missing stars from my account and apparently their strategy is to just put the call on hold until the customer hangs up. I've been on hold 9 minutes and counting. :D
Money I've spent today on Black Friday: $0.00
November 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Money I've spent today on Black Friday: $0.00
CNN Breaking: Trump just signed an executive order stating he's voiding Biden presidential documents and if he objects he will charge Biden with perjury.
This man has lost his mind.
Impeach him now. History is watching.
This man has lost his mind.
Impeach him now. History is watching.
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
CNN Breaking: Trump just signed an executive order stating he's voiding Biden presidential documents and if he objects he will charge Biden with perjury.
This man has lost his mind.
Impeach him now. History is watching.
This man has lost his mind.
Impeach him now. History is watching.
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Donald Trump finally posts a Thanksgiving message — and uses it to call Governor Tim Walz “seriously retarded.”
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Donald Trump finally posts a Thanksgiving message — and uses it to call Governor Tim Walz “seriously retarded.”
I'm thankful for...
a loading bar on a dark background with chinese writing
ALT: a loading bar on a dark background with chinese writing
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I'm thankful for...
I just broke an expensive light bulb.
Very slick move, stripes. Bravo.
Very slick move, stripes. Bravo.
a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is making a funny face and smiling .
ALT: a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is making a funny face and smiling .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I just broke an expensive light bulb.
Very slick move, stripes. Bravo.
Very slick move, stripes. Bravo.