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celestial
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gay bat 🦇 31 year old on the internet 🦇 get blocked idiot
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
crazy how men in their 40s/50s always find their "soulmate" in a woman in her 20s
October 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I hope Mike Tyson's brain is studied after he dies, he probably has CTE
October 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
someone I haven't seen in 8 years is saying they miss me 😭 girl what the fuck do you mean, you don't know me !
October 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
like 14 years ago I had a vertical labret piercing for approx 3 months before I had to take it out for a stupid food service job. there's still a tiny dent under my lip where it was. occasionally the scar tissue gets really inflamed and painful for a day. for no reason. so my lip is all swollen rn.
October 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
last night we watched a sad movie about dying in nuclear fallout and it was extremely good
August 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
im usually a reboot hater but I had to check out the king of the hill reboot and so far I'm really thrilled with it. it feels very true to the original
August 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
great news there's THREE leaves with splits in them now
July 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Hello, and welcome to your life as a leftist content creator! Here’s your copy of Capital. Here’s your podcast. Here’s your merch. Here’s your Twitter and Bluesky accounts. And in about two years, you’ll get your multiple credible reports of sexual harassment.
July 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Leaaaaffff
June 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
great news my big monstera is growing a leaf with a bunch of splits!!! it's so cute I'm excited
June 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
gm
May 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I repotted the big monstera I got a few weeks ago and the pothos I've had since last year. they both look so pretty I'm thrilled
April 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
pumby moment
April 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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kirby is basically a cuter, pink version of The Thing
April 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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My groceries are about to pop off, yours could never, weird bitch
March 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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March 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Today is the 35th anniversary of the Capitol Crawl, in which disabled activists discarded their mobility aids at the foot of the Capitol steps to climb them in support of passage of the Americans with Disabilities Ac. Jennifer Keelan-Chaffins, 8, told reporters "I'll take all night if I have to!"
March 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
public reminder that wick thomas is a fucking weirdo abuser, just bc they're nonbinary doesn't erase that they're a monster 💖
February 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
cool updates, where's my fucking private account option
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Feb 17
📢 App Version 1.98 is rolling out now, including: (1/5)

• a new option for who can reply to your posts
• search posts by a user
• lots of little improvements to make the app feel better!
February 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I sure do have a pair of gloves to prevent me from cutting my hands on glass all the time and I sure did fail to put them on yesterday when I was digging through my box of glass lol. anyway unrelated my finger hurts
February 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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“Are you going to be a coward?” Zül-Qarnain Nantambu asked himself before taking the field for Kendrick Lamar’s show. “Are you going to take a stand?”
The Inside Story of the Super Bowl Halftime Performer Who Raised a Palestine and Sudan Flag
“Are you going to be a coward?” Zül-Qarnain Nantambu asked himself before taking the field for Kendrick Lamar’s show. “Are you going to take a stand?”
interc.pt
February 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM