celestial
@batlatte.bsky.social
gay bat 🦇 31 year old on the internet 🦇 get blocked idiot
me I'm area dad
Area Dad Concerned He’s Running Out Of Family Photos To Digitize https://theonion.com/area-dad-concerned-he-s-running-out-of-family-photos-to-1819578637/
February 4, 2026 at 3:02 PM
me I'm area dad
imagine telling your mother you'll dance on her grave and then having her outlive you by a full 18 years. get rekt
January 29, 2026 at 3:44 PM
imagine telling your mother you'll dance on her grave and then having her outlive you by a full 18 years. get rekt
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found a pigeon having a spaghetti dinner
May 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
found a pigeon having a spaghetti dinner
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Bluesky rn
this tweet is about frank turner but it's most men tbh
October 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
this tweet is about frank turner but it's most men tbh
crazy how men in their 40s/50s always find their "soulmate" in a woman in her 20s
October 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
crazy how men in their 40s/50s always find their "soulmate" in a woman in her 20s
they should've looked at OJs too, curious how bad he was
October 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
they should've looked at OJs too, curious how bad he was
I hope Mike Tyson's brain is studied after he dies, he probably has CTE
October 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I hope Mike Tyson's brain is studied after he dies, he probably has CTE
growth and change is healthy :)
October 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
growth and change is healthy :)
I am a wildly different person than I was 8 years ago and if you're not we probably shouldn't be friends
October 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I am a wildly different person than I was 8 years ago and if you're not we probably shouldn't be friends
someone I haven't seen in 8 years is saying they miss me 😭 girl what the fuck do you mean, you don't know me !
October 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
someone I haven't seen in 8 years is saying they miss me 😭 girl what the fuck do you mean, you don't know me !
like 14 years ago I had a vertical labret piercing for approx 3 months before I had to take it out for a stupid food service job. there's still a tiny dent under my lip where it was. occasionally the scar tissue gets really inflamed and painful for a day. for no reason. so my lip is all swollen rn.
October 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
like 14 years ago I had a vertical labret piercing for approx 3 months before I had to take it out for a stupid food service job. there's still a tiny dent under my lip where it was. occasionally the scar tissue gets really inflamed and painful for a day. for no reason. so my lip is all swollen rn.
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shoutout to @peezytx.bsky.social for putting me onto this yesterday lmfao
September 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
shoutout to @peezytx.bsky.social for putting me onto this yesterday lmfao
last night we watched a sad movie about dying in nuclear fallout and it was extremely good
August 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
last night we watched a sad movie about dying in nuclear fallout and it was extremely good
im usually a reboot hater but I had to check out the king of the hill reboot and so far I'm really thrilled with it. it feels very true to the original
August 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
im usually a reboot hater but I had to check out the king of the hill reboot and so far I'm really thrilled with it. it feels very true to the original
the only thing worse than ads is hamilton memes
August 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
the only thing worse than ads is hamilton memes
great news there's THREE leaves with splits in them now
July 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
great news there's THREE leaves with splits in them now
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Hello, and welcome to your life as a leftist content creator! Here’s your copy of Capital. Here’s your podcast. Here’s your merch. Here’s your Twitter and Bluesky accounts. And in about two years, you’ll get your multiple credible reports of sexual harassment.
July 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Hello, and welcome to your life as a leftist content creator! Here’s your copy of Capital. Here’s your podcast. Here’s your merch. Here’s your Twitter and Bluesky accounts. And in about two years, you’ll get your multiple credible reports of sexual harassment.
great news my big monstera is growing a leaf with a bunch of splits!!! it's so cute I'm excited
June 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
great news my big monstera is growing a leaf with a bunch of splits!!! it's so cute I'm excited
I repotted the big monstera I got a few weeks ago and the pothos I've had since last year. they both look so pretty I'm thrilled
April 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I repotted the big monstera I got a few weeks ago and the pothos I've had since last year. they both look so pretty I'm thrilled