Monkey One
@vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social
Livin’ the farce, baby!
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Monkey One
@vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social
· Jan 12
I hope you fucking enlighten yourself. I hope you pieces of shit experience the pure joy of perfect clarity. I hope you losers find truth and pursue it like it holds the secret to immortality. I hope your dumb eyes are opened and full of wisdom and purpose.
LOL, conservatives post this stuff all the time. They post this if someone frowns at them.
Wild that a sitting member of Congress, a Republican no less, feels compelled to post this.
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
LOL, conservatives post this stuff all the time. They post this if someone frowns at them.
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This post is really taking off. I know the Thanksgiving detail is grabbing, but I would encourage everyone to also read the full article about this family’s struggle at Dilley.
They’ve been locked up for 130+ days.
I spent hours with them on Zoom this week, and their story deserves to be heard.
They’ve been locked up for 130+ days.
I spent hours with them on Zoom this week, and their story deserves to be heard.
'Even in Russia, they don't treat children like this': A family's nightmare in ICE detention
A Russian couple and their children sought asylum in the U.S. In a Texas detention center, they say they endured worms in the food and hourslong waits for medicine.
www.nbcnews.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:51 PM
This post is really taking off. I know the Thanksgiving detail is grabbing, but I would encourage everyone to also read the full article about this family’s struggle at Dilley.
They’ve been locked up for 130+ days.
I spent hours with them on Zoom this week, and their story deserves to be heard.
They’ve been locked up for 130+ days.
I spent hours with them on Zoom this week, and their story deserves to be heard.
Can’t believe it’s only four days to Rush Limbaugh Death Day again. I haven’t even decorated yet.
February 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Can’t believe it’s only four days to Rush Limbaugh Death Day again. I haven’t even decorated yet.
Very funny to me that this is the kind of thing both liberals and leftists will read as referring to them.
“I’m the one who thinks politics is real, that’s why I always vote D.”
“I’m the one who thinks politics is real, that’s why I demand better Democrats.”
“I’m the one who thinks politics is real, that’s why I always vote D.”
“I’m the one who thinks politics is real, that’s why I demand better Democrats.”
The biggest political divide on here is not between left and liberal but between "politics is real and involves real outcomes for real people" and "no it doesn't fuck you"
February 13, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Very funny to me that this is the kind of thing both liberals and leftists will read as referring to them.
“I’m the one who thinks politics is real, that’s why I always vote D.”
“I’m the one who thinks politics is real, that’s why I demand better Democrats.”
“I’m the one who thinks politics is real, that’s why I always vote D.”
“I’m the one who thinks politics is real, that’s why I demand better Democrats.”
Which is what you are.
February 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Which is what you are.
If they’re just uploading any CSAM they found along the course of this investigation, pictures are probably Russian roulette too. Also, what?
Since this is coming up as a topic because the DOJ is a pack of fuckups I wouldn't advise downloading any video or audio material they hosted without some deep soul searching as to the psychic damage and the legality of it.
Seems like a minefield for no reward for over 99 percent of folk here.
Seems like a minefield for no reward for over 99 percent of folk here.
February 13, 2026 at 8:59 PM
If they’re just uploading any CSAM they found along the course of this investigation, pictures are probably Russian roulette too. Also, what?
Well, Woody, but he’s been there for years.
February 13, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Well, Woody, but he’s been there for years.
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US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
Shit, was it me?
February 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Shit, was it me?
It’s daunting, I know, but I fully believe we CAN build enough brazen bulls to punish every last accomplice to these atrocities.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:41 PM
It’s daunting, I know, but I fully believe we CAN build enough brazen bulls to punish every last accomplice to these atrocities.
Yeah, I saw Crockett too, which makes it even less accurate.
February 13, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Yeah, I saw Crockett too, which makes it even less accurate.
That’s supposed to be Jasmine Crockett?!
February 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
That’s supposed to be Jasmine Crockett?!
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i think nominating Gavin Newsom will lose the White House again for Democrats. The party's left flank will stay home again because he's an empty corporate shell. The age of Democrats punching left to appeal to the center is over and it's now a matter of if the party as a whole realizes that or not.
February 13, 2026 at 12:12 PM
i think nominating Gavin Newsom will lose the White House again for Democrats. The party's left flank will stay home again because he's an empty corporate shell. The age of Democrats punching left to appeal to the center is over and it's now a matter of if the party as a whole realizes that or not.
Who the hell is this supposed to be? A Kamala/AOC transporter accident?
February 13, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Who the hell is this supposed to be? A Kamala/AOC transporter accident?
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Someone please come take this thing. I don’t want the responsibility of ruling wisely in a way that uplifts my citizens and promotes civic virtue. I already have two jobs.
Hey, I found the Mandate of Heaven in a dumpster. Does anyone want this thing? Because I don’t.
February 12, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Someone please come take this thing. I don’t want the responsibility of ruling wisely in a way that uplifts my citizens and promotes civic virtue. I already have two jobs.
Trauma comics with bad grammar about a situation so unique that no one else can relate.
February 12, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Trauma comics with bad grammar about a situation so unique that no one else can relate.
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Please do not let Lin Manuel Miranda see this.
February 12, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Please do not let Lin Manuel Miranda see this.
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I am still asking the community to remain cautious and vigilant until we can confirm what this truly means. They said they are not backing down from mass deportation but will be ending the operation in Minnesota soon. 5/
February 12, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I am still asking the community to remain cautious and vigilant until we can confirm what this truly means. They said they are not backing down from mass deportation but will be ending the operation in Minnesota soon. 5/
Hey, I found the Mandate of Heaven in a dumpster. Does anyone want this thing? Because I don’t.
February 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Hey, I found the Mandate of Heaven in a dumpster. Does anyone want this thing? Because I don’t.