Monkey One
@vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social
Livin’ the farce, baby!
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One of my personal favourites
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
One of my personal favourites
Pupasan chair. Thank you. Wow, what a great audience.
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Pupasan chair. Thank you. Wow, what a great audience.
We gotta figure out some kind of damnatio memoriae for these people, like when Akhenaten died and they reverted all his monotheistic bullshit, smashed his statues, and stopped talking about him for centuries.
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
We gotta figure out some kind of damnatio memoriae for these people, like when Akhenaten died and they reverted all his monotheistic bullshit, smashed his statues, and stopped talking about him for centuries.
You’re telling me they made a cute anime based on the Zuiyo-maru carcass misidentification? Of course they did.
I'm still waiting for a Blu-ray release of "Coo of the Far Seas" (1993).
There is an HD master, but it's only broadcast on television in Japan occasionally.
There is an HD master, but it's only broadcast on television in Japan occasionally.
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
You’re telling me they made a cute anime based on the Zuiyo-maru carcass misidentification? Of course they did.
No it hasn’t because you are using the viewing metrics from Twitter, you morons. You credulous buffoons. Those tell you nothing about the number of real people who watch the whole episode.
A racist TV show made with the assistance of Sora has attracted millions of viewers. Tyler Austin Harper argues that it could be “the harbinger of a new entertainment landscape where extremist AI shows will jockey for our attention with more anodyne ones”:
The Will Stancil Show Could Be the Future
A racist TV series making fun of a minor social-media celebrity has attracted millions of viewers—and demonstrates the alarming possibilities of AI.
bit.ly
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
No it hasn’t because you are using the viewing metrics from Twitter, you morons. You credulous buffoons. Those tell you nothing about the number of real people who watch the whole episode.
*said menacingly*
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
*said menacingly*
Oh good, now I have to put up with unhinged ranting and threats from the president. Oh, hold on, no, that’s not that weird these days.
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Oh good, now I have to put up with unhinged ranting and threats from the president. Oh, hold on, no, that’s not that weird these days.
Charlie Kirk’s fate for everyone who sends me a fundraising text disguised as an important announcement.
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Charlie Kirk’s fate for everyone who sends me a fundraising text disguised as an important announcement.
ME: What about the parts where there are only one set of footprints?
JESUS: That’s where I carried you. You were so wasted, dude.
ME: And the tire tracks?
JESUS: Oh man, you don’t remember those sick dune buggies?
JESUS: That’s where I carried you. You were so wasted, dude.
ME: And the tire tracks?
JESUS: Oh man, you don’t remember those sick dune buggies?
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
ME: What about the parts where there are only one set of footprints?
JESUS: That’s where I carried you. You were so wasted, dude.
ME: And the tire tracks?
JESUS: Oh man, you don’t remember those sick dune buggies?
JESUS: That’s where I carried you. You were so wasted, dude.
ME: And the tire tracks?
JESUS: Oh man, you don’t remember those sick dune buggies?
*door slowly swings shut*
Well, that’s none of my business.
Well, that’s none of my business.
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
*door slowly swings shut*
Well, that’s none of my business.
Well, that’s none of my business.
Every story I see out of Britain is like, “Labour minister and former advocate for the homeless mandates burning homeless for heat this winter.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Every story I see out of Britain is like, “Labour minister and former advocate for the homeless mandates burning homeless for heat this winter.”
I love seeing people at the peak of satisfaction.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I love seeing people at the peak of satisfaction.
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As a Wastewater Treatment Operator, it's wild to suggest that 0.7% of normal flow is a negligible amount. I've seen a slug load that's only .001% of our normal flow absolutely fuck up my plant for weeks.
This is why they say the DCs aren't "polluting" the water, they're "worsening" a pollution problem. But even this is silly. It looks like Amazon's wastewater is only around ~0.7% of the Port's total volume, so the concentrated water gets diluted into the other 99.3%. The impact is negligible.
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
As a Wastewater Treatment Operator, it's wild to suggest that 0.7% of normal flow is a negligible amount. I've seen a slug load that's only .001% of our normal flow absolutely fuck up my plant for weeks.
This is not the face of someone who doesn’t do cocaine.
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This is not the face of someone who doesn’t do cocaine.
Not a movie. I’d make them uncancel Better Off Ted.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Not a movie. I’d make them uncancel Better Off Ted.
Rush Hour 4, huh? Good thing coming back decades later for a fourth movie in a trilogy always works.
Like Indiana Jones and the Legend of the Crystal Skull. Or The Matrix Resurrections. Or Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F. Or Ocean’s 8.
Like Indiana Jones and the Legend of the Crystal Skull. Or The Matrix Resurrections. Or Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F. Or Ocean’s 8.
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Rush Hour 4, huh? Good thing coming back decades later for a fourth movie in a trilogy always works.
Like Indiana Jones and the Legend of the Crystal Skull. Or The Matrix Resurrections. Or Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F. Or Ocean’s 8.
Like Indiana Jones and the Legend of the Crystal Skull. Or The Matrix Resurrections. Or Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F. Or Ocean’s 8.
Ah, gee, Mr. Barro, I’m just a simple lefty. I don’t know anything about poker, but I guess you could teach me.
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Ah, gee, Mr. Barro, I’m just a simple lefty. I don’t know anything about poker, but I guess you could teach me.
So funny how normally the correct position is that the president has very little effect on the economy, but this time? No, that’s all him.
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
So funny how normally the correct position is that the president has very little effect on the economy, but this time? No, that’s all him.
FINALLY found a good shelter for these pups, but they can’t take them until the 17th of December.
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
FINALLY found a good shelter for these pups, but they can’t take them until the 17th of December.
Confirming receipt literally just means someone told them about her accusations and they said, “OK, got it.”
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Confirming receipt literally just means someone told them about her accusations and they said, “OK, got it.”
But what if Bari Weiss is right and Americans crave watching an ancient pedophile complain about the various restaurants that will not serve him?
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
But what if Bari Weiss is right and Americans crave watching an ancient pedophile complain about the various restaurants that will not serve him?
So we ended penny production without any kind of mandate that prices be revised to remove amounts that require pennies because god forbid we do something that doesn’t inconvenience consumers.
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
So we ended penny production without any kind of mandate that prices be revised to remove amounts that require pennies because god forbid we do something that doesn’t inconvenience consumers.
I mean, I forgot about it. Why shouldn’t they?
The Trump Mobile phone is nowhere to be found after months of delay
Trump Mobile has posted conflicting photos of the phone and scrubbed mention of its “Made in the USA” promise.
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Trump Mobile has posted conflicting photos of the phone and scrubbed mention of its “Made in the USA” promise.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Trump Mobile phone is nowhere to be found after months of delay
Trump Mobile has posted conflicting photos of the phone and scrubbed mention of its “Made in the USA” promise.
www.nbcnews.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I mean, I forgot about it. Why shouldn’t they?
Yeah, that’s how most things work. If you stop consuming something, you will stop getting the benefits of that consumption.
People who stop using Mounjaro tend to regain weight and lose other health benefits, says study
People who stop using Mounjaro tend to regain weight and lose other health benefits, says study
Improvements such as reduced ‘bad’ cholesterol and lower blood pressure go into reverse upon stopping weight-loss jabs
People who stop using the weight-loss jab Mounjaro not only tend to regain weight, but experience a reversal in other health improvements too, research suggests.
Mounjaro, which contains the active ingredient tirzepatide, has become a popular medication for weight loss, with studies suggesting that it can help people lose an average of 20% of their body weight after 72 weeks of treatment. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Yeah, that’s how most things work. If you stop consuming something, you will stop getting the benefits of that consumption.
ELON: You can tell it to use forbidden words.
ROGAN: Like slurs?
ELON: Like…like…like words that, consciously forgotten, by, you know, by…by humanity. Because they are dangerous.
ROGAN: Can you give me an example?
ELON: *guttural chanting*
ROGAN: Jamie, look up why my skin is peeling off.
ROGAN: Like slurs?
ELON: Like…like…like words that, consciously forgotten, by, you know, by…by humanity. Because they are dangerous.
ROGAN: Can you give me an example?
ELON: *guttural chanting*
ROGAN: Jamie, look up why my skin is peeling off.
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
ELON: You can tell it to use forbidden words.
ROGAN: Like slurs?
ELON: Like…like…like words that, consciously forgotten, by, you know, by…by humanity. Because they are dangerous.
ROGAN: Can you give me an example?
ELON: *guttural chanting*
ROGAN: Jamie, look up why my skin is peeling off.
ROGAN: Like slurs?
ELON: Like…like…like words that, consciously forgotten, by, you know, by…by humanity. Because they are dangerous.
ROGAN: Can you give me an example?
ELON: *guttural chanting*
ROGAN: Jamie, look up why my skin is peeling off.