Monkey One
@vitruvianmonkey.bsky.social
Livin’ the farce, baby!
Spokesperson D Ingle?
February 8, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Spokesperson D Ingle?
OK, well that was ambiguously phrased then.
February 8, 2026 at 6:25 PM
OK, well that was ambiguously phrased then.
LMAO, yeah, he kind of proved them right.
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
LMAO, yeah, he kind of proved them right.
Wait, I think I’ve misunderstood something.
February 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Wait, I think I’ve misunderstood something.
Could James Bond survive Snu-Snu?
February 8, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Could James Bond survive Snu-Snu?
It’s like there’s a club you get in when either enough people know your name or enough of a certain type of person knows your name, and once you’re in, it’s almost impossible for me to never hear from you again.
February 7, 2026 at 11:10 PM
It’s like there’s a club you get in when either enough people know your name or enough of a certain type of person knows your name, and once you’re in, it’s almost impossible for me to never hear from you again.
That’s a satirical account.
February 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
That’s a satirical account.
It’s like I’m walking through a rainy alley in a neon-drenched city nervously looking back over my shoulder.
February 7, 2026 at 3:47 AM
It’s like I’m walking through a rainy alley in a neon-drenched city nervously looking back over my shoulder.
*glass shattering sound*
February 6, 2026 at 11:28 PM
*glass shattering sound*