Paul Bauer
@bauer.codes
https://bauer.codes
Staff Software Engineer @datadoghq
Made significant contributions to the Datadog timeseries database, now working on the continuous profiler product.
#databases, #lisp, #clojure, #freebsd, #pkm
Staff Software Engineer @datadoghq
Made significant contributions to the Datadog timeseries database, now working on the continuous profiler product.
#databases, #lisp, #clojure, #freebsd, #pkm
These are the iconic photos of 2025 with rot and corruption at the heart of the US tech industry on full display. DOGE, the failure to curb Meta and Google monopolies, and FCC bullying that followed were all premised by tech titans kissing the ring.
December 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
These are the iconic photos of 2025 with rot and corruption at the heart of the US tech industry on full display. DOGE, the failure to curb Meta and Google monopolies, and FCC bullying that followed were all premised by tech titans kissing the ring.
My sleep hygiene may be terrible, but stickers are key to fostering technical curiosity from a young age.
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My sleep hygiene may be terrible, but stickers are key to fostering technical curiosity from a young age.
github: so many issues their issues have issues
October 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
github: so many issues their issues have issues
New laptop, new sticker set!
October 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
New laptop, new sticker set!
This is why I subscribe. 👏
October 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is why I subscribe. 👏
hey @nbcboston.com, why did you delete this?
September 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
hey @nbcboston.com, why did you delete this?
Book I'm reading "They Thought They Were Free: The Germans, 1933–45" by Milton Mayer
September 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Book I'm reading "They Thought They Were Free: The Germans, 1933–45" by Milton Mayer
ICE really just rolling up and grabbing every non-white face they see.
September 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
ICE really just rolling up and grabbing every non-white face they see.
Lucius Cornelius Sulla marching his troops on Rome to "restore order."
August 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Lucius Cornelius Sulla marching his troops on Rome to "restore order."
Post something from your camera roll that comes up when you search yellow car.
My 2006 Honda S2000 in Tuscon Arizona, 2013
My 2006 Honda S2000 in Tuscon Arizona, 2013
August 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Post something from your camera roll that comes up when you search yellow car.
My 2006 Honda S2000 in Tuscon Arizona, 2013
My 2006 Honda S2000 in Tuscon Arizona, 2013
lil Marco has so many jobs, but still wants to edit the @theonion.com. @bencollins.bsky.social he needs work.
July 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
lil Marco has so many jobs, but still wants to edit the @theonion.com. @bencollins.bsky.social he needs work.
"I didn't vote for this"
Naw, fam. You really did.
Naw, fam. You really did.
July 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
"I didn't vote for this"
Naw, fam. You really did.
Naw, fam. You really did.