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Paul Bauer
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Staff Software Engineer @datadoghq
Made significant contributions to the Datadog timeseries database, now working on the continuous profiler product.
#databases, #lisp, #clojure, #freebsd, #pkm
These are the iconic photos of 2025 with rot and corruption at the heart of the US tech industry on full display. DOGE, the failure to curb Meta and Google monopolies, and FCC bullying that followed were all premised by tech titans kissing the ring.
December 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
🤡👟
December 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My sleep hygiene may be terrible, but stickers are key to fostering technical curiosity from a young age.
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
October 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Who indeed?
October 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
October 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
github: so many issues their issues have issues
October 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
New laptop, new sticker set!
October 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Access in shambles
October 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
This is why I subscribe. 👏
October 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
hey @nbcboston.com, why did you delete this?
September 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
welp, only one thing to do, engage in a little shopping therapy #antifa
September 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
September 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Book I'm reading "They Thought They Were Free: The Germans, 1933–45" by Milton Mayer
September 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
September 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
September 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
"antifa" June 6, 1944
September 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
ICE really just rolling up and grabbing every non-white face they see.
September 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Lucius Cornelius Sulla marching his troops on Rome to "restore order."
August 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
August 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Post something from your camera roll that comes up when you search yellow car.

My 2006 Honda S2000 in Tuscon Arizona, 2013
August 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My 5yo daughter thought I bought this for her, but this is going right next to Norvig and Mitchell in the #AI / #ML section of my bookshelf. True story.
August 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
COPD is in the top 5 deadliest diseases.
Nobody's putting it on a "must have" list. #X
August 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
lil Marco has so many jobs, but still wants to edit the @theonion.com. @bencollins.bsky.social he needs work.
July 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"I didn't vote for this"
Naw, fam. You really did.
July 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM