Paul Bauer
@bauer.codes
https://bauer.codes
Staff Software Engineer @datadoghq
Made significant contributions to the Datadog timeseries database, now working on the continuous profiler product.
#databases, #lisp, #clojure, #freebsd, #pkm
Staff Software Engineer @datadoghq
Made significant contributions to the Datadog timeseries database, now working on the continuous profiler product.
#databases, #lisp, #clojure, #freebsd, #pkm
Reposted by Paul Bauer
No no. 2026 is the Year of Linux on the Desktop.
December 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
No no. 2026 is the Year of Linux on the Desktop.
That one time right before the 2024 election Biden called Trump supporters "garbage" and had to furiously word parse to explain it away. Pepperidge Farms remembers.
December 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
That one time right before the 2024 election Biden called Trump supporters "garbage" and had to furiously word parse to explain it away. Pepperidge Farms remembers.
It's the re-elected part that bothers me the most. He's just a reflection of the dark rot in the heart of so many in our country.
December 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It's the re-elected part that bothers me the most. He's just a reflection of the dark rot in the heart of so many in our country.
Everyone Else: That's nice, Grandpa. Let's get you a nap.
December 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Everyone Else: That's nice, Grandpa. Let's get you a nap.
Justifiable. (grew up in Fort Wayne, live in Ohio now 😂😭)
December 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Justifiable. (grew up in Fort Wayne, live in Ohio now 😂😭)
that must have been as much a hoot to write as it is to read
December 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
that must have been as much a hoot to write as it is to read
Reposted by Paul Bauer
“I have a very particular set of skills. . . skills that do not include epidemiology.”
December 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
“I have a very particular set of skills. . . skills that do not include epidemiology.”
U.S. NATIONAL DEBT, JANUARY 2025:
$36.1 trillion
U.S. NATIONAL DEBT, DECEMBER 2025:
$38.4 trillion
$36.1 trillion
U.S. NATIONAL DEBT, DECEMBER 2025:
$38.4 trillion
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM