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Local man manages to fit in a workout everyday this year. How does he do it? Subscribe to his substack
January 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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***DEVELOPING STORY***

Area 47-year-old has worked out every day this year.
January 1, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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Elon Musk promised a lot of things by 2025

- colonists arriving on Mars
- xAI achieving AGI
- Tesla robotaxis serving half the U.S.
- completely driverless robotaxis
- a Tesla Roadster demo
- DOGE cutting trillions

none of them happened
mashable.com/article/elon-mus...
Everything Elon Musk promised in 2025, but didn't deliver
Musk is now infamous for his false promises, but even this is excessive.
mashable.com
December 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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It doesn’t fix things, but it really does bring me comfort to know how miserable some of the worst people are. Donald Trump tweeting over 200 times on Christmas. Billionaires fighting with strangers online during the holidays. Everything about Elon Musk
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Why is it when I search for "websockets explained" websocket.org is on the 2nd page of google results
The Canonical WebSocket Reference
Everything you need to know about WebSockets, in one place.
websocket.org
December 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Man the fbi was so much cooler in the time of the x files
December 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
When did quick oats at aldis get so expensive??
December 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Not sure this has the effect potty barn is looking for.
December 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Hey @microsoft.com could you not take one of the best features in outlook and fuck it up.
December 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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did… did the dog write this recipe
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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As we follow the trajectory of the student at OU who wrote an essay citing zero sources and making no argument, got the instructor fired by claiming her 1A rights were violated, went on a tour of rw media and now seems poised to become a part of the TPUSA speaker circuit: (1/4)
December 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Target execs: we are losing customers, what can we do?

someone at target: can we make the check out experience worse?
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
A number 1 meal at chick fila is like 10.50. also it’s not fast.
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The price of peas at Wegmans are up 30%. Thanks trump
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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did everyone see the big news today?

mcrib is back
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
HFCS is an expensive in trumps america
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Is pa just a statewide road construction project
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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As a rational consumer of healthcare, why does Mr. Adams not simply take his infusion business to another provider
November 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Really wish dogs understood the meaning of daylights savings
November 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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I have so much respect for the writers of the Onion, when they have to compete with every actual news organization for ridiculous stories.
October 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Is the product manager for MS Teams Search on here. I have thoughts.
October 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Transit nerding in Honolulu. riding the light rail on its opening day (for this section)
October 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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“We expected it would have the integrity of the President of the United States.”

It does, Tim, you fucking moron.
October 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM