Be Stiff
@be-stiff.bsky.social
I would simply respect the phrase “Violence is never the answer” more if literally anyone except extremely privileged people who’ve never faced a day of oppression in their life actually said it.
September 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I would simply respect the phrase “Violence is never the answer” more if literally anyone except extremely privileged people who’ve never faced a day of oppression in their life actually said it.
It’s a great day to be a centrist on the internet.
September 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
It’s a great day to be a centrist on the internet.
Homemade sponge cake is so good, cheap and easy to make. Being the basic bitch that I am, I didn’t even discover this til I was 38 (last year). Now I’m just flingin them out left, right and centre. Fuck cupcakes tho.. so overhyped. Industry plants!
August 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Homemade sponge cake is so good, cheap and easy to make. Being the basic bitch that I am, I didn’t even discover this til I was 38 (last year). Now I’m just flingin them out left, right and centre. Fuck cupcakes tho.. so overhyped. Industry plants!
Ivy decided she wanted to have a pretend 9th birthday. Who am I to say no?!
August 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Ivy decided she wanted to have a pretend 9th birthday. Who am I to say no?!
Fascist but adorable.
August 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Fascist but adorable.
I appreciate the graphic and the message but may I respectfully say that cats are actually fascist AF.
August 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I appreciate the graphic and the message but may I respectfully say that cats are actually fascist AF.
David (calling from downstairs): Did you spill any tea?!
Me (at my desk): No!
The stairs:
Me (at my desk): No!
The stairs:
March 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
David (calling from downstairs): Did you spill any tea?!
Me (at my desk): No!
The stairs:
Me (at my desk): No!
The stairs:
Awoke from my from my lie-in to find myself inside this hide and seek nightmare.
March 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Awoke from my from my lie-in to find myself inside this hide and seek nightmare.
Serious question - why is it almost impossible to get lamb donner in Glasgow now? What’s happened to it? Is it coming back?!
March 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Serious question - why is it almost impossible to get lamb donner in Glasgow now? What’s happened to it? Is it coming back?!
Not sure which way is worse.
Don’t understand why this has been made.
“Childhood is magical”.
Don’t understand why this has been made.
“Childhood is magical”.
March 5, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Not sure which way is worse.
Don’t understand why this has been made.
“Childhood is magical”.
Don’t understand why this has been made.
“Childhood is magical”.
My thoughts exactly, Ivy.
March 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
My thoughts exactly, Ivy.
Elon Musk would never do a Sieg Heil in the same way that Isreal would never bomb a hospital.
January 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Elon Musk would never do a Sieg Heil in the same way that Isreal would never bomb a hospital.
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how do you even do a sieg heil like a dork
January 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
how do you even do a sieg heil like a dork
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Four minutes into the new presidency and the richest man in the world is doing a nazi salute on global TV but don't worry the real problem is pronouns
January 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Four minutes into the new presidency and the richest man in the world is doing a nazi salute on global TV but don't worry the real problem is pronouns
Came downstairs to see my 4yo daughter eating a piece of toast cut into a gingerbread man shape and softly saying “the leg is so sweet”.
January 19, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Came downstairs to see my 4yo daughter eating a piece of toast cut into a gingerbread man shape and softly saying “the leg is so sweet”.
Just watched the ultimate centrist Dad film.
January 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Just watched the ultimate centrist Dad film.
I’m keenly interested in purchasing one of these Haggis Chubbs.
January 16, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I’m keenly interested in purchasing one of these Haggis Chubbs.
Linda *arms in air* “My God, I’m just soooo INNOCENT!!!” #thetraitors
January 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Linda *arms in air* “My God, I’m just soooo INNOCENT!!!” #thetraitors
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*cracks knuckles*
Time to post shit no one likes.
Time to post shit no one likes.
January 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
*cracks knuckles*
Time to post shit no one likes.
Time to post shit no one likes.
@tenaciousg.bsky.social pal… I would love your opinion on this fucking screw. It absolutely WILL NOT turn? Tried the drill attachment and everything but it’s absolutely solidly stuck. Any tips? I guess it’s going into a stud thingy? I can’t remove the worktop to investigate further unforch.
January 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
@tenaciousg.bsky.social pal… I would love your opinion on this fucking screw. It absolutely WILL NOT turn? Tried the drill attachment and everything but it’s absolutely solidly stuck. Any tips? I guess it’s going into a stud thingy? I can’t remove the worktop to investigate further unforch.
Kelvinhall soft play completely sold out by parents desperate for an early Hogmanay bedtime. Good luck, comrades!
December 31, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Kelvinhall soft play completely sold out by parents desperate for an early Hogmanay bedtime. Good luck, comrades!