Patty Peppers
beachfrontcondor.bsky.social
Patty Peppers
@beachfrontcondor.bsky.social
30M, booze-free since 2023 🇵🇸
traffic jams while on the bus give me thoughts that would make fucking kissinger blush
December 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Thanksgiving is what happens when you have a traditional 5-on-5 Survivor Series match with Alice's Restaurant blasting in the background
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Charlie Kirk was got by Dick Cheney, out for one last hunt!!
September 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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never give one inch of ground on Reagan, a monster for whose grave even the most fetid piss is too good
The Vietnam vets I was in a homeless camp with were there because Reagan axed the mental health programs.

My uncle is now just a name on a giant quilt.

Reagan’s miniscule soul can burn in hell and I will dance on the ashes.
Don't respond to a gay man who grew up in the '80s and '90s by telling him that talking about being thankful for a Reagan presidency is a smart strategy. Because, fuck that.
March 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
14 wins straight wit da classic core and Lapras
March 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
brb gonna disassociate and listen to dang by mac miller and anderson paak like 50 times in a row
February 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Love Cup devolving into bubblegum rollout spam suuuuucks but that's okay, I'll absolutely continue running a Miltank/Lickilicky backline
February 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Quite frankly the last six odd weeks of absolutely stunning incompetence and wild obtuseness coming out of national dems and the WH should be enough to force deep deep reflection about the state of the party and it's very clearly not going to which doesn't do anyone any favors
January 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
now's the time for the surprise buyer of Fusient Media and Eric Bischoff to swoop in at the 11th hour and save TikTok like they tried with WCW
January 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
it's mid-January, which means we're coming up on the winter '69 run of west coast Dead shows that showed why they were the ONLY ones doing what they did (as uncle bobo once said).

Just wait until we hit the Avalon on the 26th...
January 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I maintain that the unifying spirit of right wing movements from west to east the world over in the year of our lord 2025 is My Wife Left Me
January 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It was 1999, they were teens and young college students working with what they had. in this house, the OG Newgrounds crew were American heroes! End of story!
January 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
remember a hero named Tom Hurndall today
January 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
IT'S SUUUUUUUNDAY MORNIN' and I am still missing Daddy Magic and Angelo Parker's 2.0 Show that would air on sundays. I don't care if the gimmick ran stale, The Show ruled.

youtu.be/HwaiAyGLsi4?...
Daniel Garcia (Our Son) on Hotel Water
YouTube video by TheShowRULES
youtu.be
January 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
temu will ospreay lookin ass

oi I'm ending facc checkas bruv
January 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Collision in Athens, GA...difficult conditions for wrestlers to reach the show...on-the-fly booking...

I've got it!

Hooded figures attack the Death Riders after their match with the Outrunners and unmask to reveal themselves as the members of R.E.M.
January 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Apparently, this is what I plan on doing with my day off.
January 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Cramming all the battles in now before GL goes away again. Team rules, went 19/25 last night. SHAMELESSLY stolen from my buddy making the push to Veteran with it. #PokemonGo #GBL
January 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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There's a certain power in getting old. You no longer get FOMO. Instead you watch a Texas Hangmen vs Invader 1/Bronco #1 lumberjack tag match from 1991 Puerto Rico. You get to see Invader do the Garvin Stomp. Gran Mendoza contributes to a finish that involves a cowbell. Times are good.
January 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Genuinely one of the least interesting people alive, who even asked for this? Moreover, who the fuck asked for Brett Ratner to crawl out of whatever sex predator cavern he dwells in to make anything else???

Daily reminder, this guy fled to Israel because we don't extradite sex criminals from there.
Melania Trump Documentary in the Works at Amazon With Brett Ratner Directing
Controversial filmmaker Brett Ratner will direct Melania Trump documentary for Amazon.
variety.com
January 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
LMAO 15 YARDS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
January 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
ah yes Boogie Basham of the WWF's Basham Brothers handing the Eagles their 11th straight home win
January 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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We are in a golden age of wrestling and people will look back and wonder why everyone was so miserable all the time
January 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
KENNY BY FUCKIN GOD OMEGA
January 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
we love scapegoat jack perry don't we folks
January 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM