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beagle.bsky.social
🌧️ beagle ⛄
@beagle.bsky.social
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a genderqueer monkey that's figured out how to use every single computer program

i will soon be with the binery but for now i'm still they/them

put alt-text on your memes!

portland, oregon
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beagle.bsky.social
pro tip: if your captain begins to curse the sun and smash his navigation equipment on the deck, you really don't "gotta hand it to him"
excerpt from Moby Dick, CHAPTER 118. The Quadrant. Then gazing at his quadrant, and handling, one after the other, its numerous cabalistical contrivances, he pondered again, and muttered: "Foolish toy! babies' plaything of haughty Admirals, and Commodores, and Captains; the world brags of thee, of thy cunning and might; but what after all canst thou do, but tell the poor, pitiful point, where thou thyself happenest to be on this wide planet, and the hand that holds thee: no! not one jot more! Thou canst not tell where one drop of water or one grain of sand will be to-morrow noon; and yet with thy impotence thou insultest the sun! Science! Curse thee, thou vain toy; and cursed be all the things that cast man's eyes aloft to that heaven, whose live vividness but scorches him, as these old eyes are even now scorched with thy light, O sun! Level by nature to this earth's horizon are the glances of man's eyes; not shot from the crown of his head, as if God had meant him to gaze on his firmament. Curse thee, thou quadrant!" dashing it to the deck, "no longer will I guide my earthly way by thee; the level ship's compass, and the level dead-reckoning, by log and by line; these shall conduct me, and show me my place on the sea. Aye," lighting from the boat to the deck, "thus I trample on thee, thou paltry thing that feebly pointest on high; thus I split and destroy thee!"
February 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
beagle.bsky.social
pro tip: if your captain begins to curse the sun and smash his navigation equipment on the deck, you really don't "gotta hand it to him"
excerpt from Moby Dick, CHAPTER 118. The Quadrant. Then gazing at his quadrant, and handling, one after the other, its numerous cabalistical contrivances, he pondered again, and muttered: "Foolish toy! babies' plaything of haughty Admirals, and Commodores, and Captains; the world brags of thee, of thy cunning and might; but what after all canst thou do, but tell the poor, pitiful point, where thou thyself happenest to be on this wide planet, and the hand that holds thee: no! not one jot more! Thou canst not tell where one drop of water or one grain of sand will be to-morrow noon; and yet with thy impotence thou insultest the sun! Science! Curse thee, thou vain toy; and cursed be all the things that cast man's eyes aloft to that heaven, whose live vividness but scorches him, as these old eyes are even now scorched with thy light, O sun! Level by nature to this earth's horizon are the glances of man's eyes; not shot from the crown of his head, as if God had meant him to gaze on his firmament. Curse thee, thou quadrant!" dashing it to the deck, "no longer will I guide my earthly way by thee; the level ship's compass, and the level dead-reckoning, by log and by line; these shall conduct me, and show me my place on the sea. Aye," lighting from the boat to the deck, "thus I trample on thee, thou paltry thing that feebly pointest on high; thus I split and destroy thee!"
February 3, 2026 at 5:53 PM
beagle.bsky.social
i'm still reeling from finding out epstein is probably why /pol/ exists. i feel like my mind has passed through the eye of a needle.
February 3, 2026 at 3:46 AM
beagle.bsky.social
youtube comments why would Biden poop my pants like that second comment: thank you for leaving these comments open Forbes
February 2, 2026 at 12:02 AM
beagle.bsky.social
i adore these homemade roundabout signs in minneapolis. it's a checkpoint meant to slowdown ice's blitz through the city

you know i love me some traffic calming when there *isn't* a gang of human traffickers running around, this is just beautiful
a homemade roundabout in the middle of a non-roundabout intersection, with custom signs to indicate the new traffic pattern a homemade roundabout in the middle of a non-roundabout intersection, with custom signs to indicate the new traffic pattern. the sign is painted on canvas
February 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
beagle.bsky.social
first injection, did it myself, i am very brave :3

question for people who've been on HRT for a while: does my birth sign change?
estrogen bottle and used needle on an ESD pad for safety
February 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
beagle.bsky.social
omg these are all so cute
earrings that are racoons in ufos beaming up tasty little fish bones
January 31, 2026 at 4:24 AM
beagle.bsky.social
i also made this bespoke garbage bag dispenser
a garbage bag dispenser made from small pieces of wood
January 24, 2026 at 8:04 AM
beagle.bsky.social
i also made this rack to hold all my aluminum foil and plastic wrap boxes
a wood shelf sort of thing under construction, covered in clamps holding the pieces together while glue dries wooden shelf on the wall, holding my boxes of aluminum foil and stuff
January 24, 2026 at 7:58 AM
beagle.bsky.social
i got a little japanese hand plane to prepare the boards for gluing and to finish the top. you've never lived if you've never planed wood by hand. your grandpa will tell you.

if you're wondering, yes i got my deposit back
a 2x4 with a hand planer on it, surrounded by nice little wood shavings
January 24, 2026 at 7:51 AM
beagle.bsky.social
i also made this vaguely japanese style sit-down workbench. no screws, just glue and big dowels down through each of the legs. it's a big chonk, i love it so much even tho i mostly use it to hold plants now
wooden workbench top after being glued together showing the underside of the workbench, there's a reinforcing beam going through the middle the finished workbench
January 24, 2026 at 7:25 AM
beagle.bsky.social
i also made this spice rack with magnets on the bottom. sadly doesn't fit my current stove
nice wooden spice rack on top of a stop
January 24, 2026 at 7:16 AM
beagle.bsky.social
i also made this spice rack sort of thing and gave it to my situationship who kept it in her kitchen for years. could still be there for all i know.

the joy i experienced cutting out and gluing the little corner pieces is still fresh in my mind 😌
little kitchen shelf in progress, wood clamps holding pieces together little kitchen shelf, showing a closeup of the corners, which have been reinforced with little wooden triangles finished shelf, being stained outside it looks amazing. it's perfect in every way
January 24, 2026 at 7:03 AM
beagle.bsky.social
during the pandemic i got really into wood working and made this shelving thing to hold my extra lumber. no screws or nails or fancy joints, just wood glue.
a wood working project, half finished, showing pieces being glued together with weights holding them together finished wood working project. a wooden shelf type thing that you lean wood against. wooden shelf thing in its place in a closet, with lots of spare lumber leaning against it
January 24, 2026 at 6:42 AM
beagle.bsky.social
paint me like one of your french chairs
jd vance on the titanic sketching the chair rose is laying on instead of her
January 22, 2026 at 7:18 PM
beagle.bsky.social
fucking i guess so! they look good as hell too
nicely toasted hashbrowns in a wok
January 22, 2026 at 6:27 AM
beagle.bsky.social
the beignet show
bowl of Beignet pastries
January 19, 2026 at 3:44 PM
beagle.bsky.social
no free lunches :(
Simpsons, shop owner is saying "the farce contains potassium benzoate"
January 18, 2026 at 4:35 PM
beagle.bsky.social
dinosaurs animorphs audiobook cover
January 17, 2026 at 8:05 PM
beagle.bsky.social
*kevin costner voice*

this is the key shot. down, and to the right. down and to the right.

again, down and to the right.
the rfk movie with Kevin costner where he keeps replaying the shot of rfk jr dying on repeat
January 17, 2026 at 6:36 AM
beagle.bsky.social
i shouldn't just say things

greenland is 2,160,000 km^2
mexico is 1,960,000 km^2
January 16, 2026 at 2:15 AM
beagle.bsky.social
maybe some cop knower can comment, the video is pretty crunchy
some police officer of some kind. seems like the id says m-314 some police officer of some kind, with a very hard to see badge
January 16, 2026 at 1:27 AM
beagle.bsky.social
"has anyone shown trump a globe? greenland isn't even that big!"

hitler: *heavy breathing*
greenland laid over europe in a mathematically accurate manner, such that greenland stretches from the borders of poland to kiev, moscow, leningrad, and stalingrad
January 16, 2026 at 1:10 AM
beagle.bsky.social
some great photos
old man in minnesota in a robe filming ice agents in the snow
January 16, 2026 at 12:07 AM
beagle.bsky.social
we all want peace, but it's always out of reach!

so what's the best way to get peace?
homer on a nucular sub saying with a knife
January 15, 2026 at 10:47 PM