🍂 beagle 🥧
@beagle.bsky.social
a genderqueer monkey that's figured out how to use every single computer program
i will soon be with the binery but for now i'm still they/them
put alt-text on your memes!
portland, oregon
i will soon be with the binery but for now i'm still they/them
put alt-text on your memes!
portland, oregon
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🍂 beagle 🥧
@beagle.bsky.social
· Nov 20
i saw the most cromulent minds of my generation destroyed by police violence, starving, cold, dragged through liberal streets at dawn, while craptacular tech bros embiggened hollow eyed dynamos, sat smoking in the supernatural darkness of VR, contemplating generative saxamaphones
democrats need to lick their assholes clean so they can see straight
January 22, 2026 at 9:51 AM
democrats need to lick their assholes clean so they can see straight
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ICE is going to help Trump try to steal the midterms and the 2028 election.
If Democrats fund ICE, they're contributing to the end of free and fair elections in America.
If a Democrat votes for ICE, they're pretty literally complicit with fascism.
If Democrats fund ICE, they're contributing to the end of free and fair elections in America.
If a Democrat votes for ICE, they're pretty literally complicit with fascism.
January 22, 2026 at 1:08 AM
ICE is going to help Trump try to steal the midterms and the 2028 election.
If Democrats fund ICE, they're contributing to the end of free and fair elections in America.
If a Democrat votes for ICE, they're pretty literally complicit with fascism.
If Democrats fund ICE, they're contributing to the end of free and fair elections in America.
If a Democrat votes for ICE, they're pretty literally complicit with fascism.
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One of this month's "one thing a day" goals is sharing source, so here's a big one with an audience of about five people
Node implementation of the full Bluesky HTTPs and OAuth APIs, plus analysis and bot detection and various visualizers. Basically every bluesky tool I've shared. Python in reply
Node implementation of the full Bluesky HTTPs and OAuth APIs, plus analysis and bot detection and various visualizers. Basically every bluesky tool I've shared. Python in reply
www.npmjs.com
January 22, 2026 at 3:32 AM
One of this month's "one thing a day" goals is sharing source, so here's a big one with an audience of about five people
Node implementation of the full Bluesky HTTPs and OAuth APIs, plus analysis and bot detection and various visualizers. Basically every bluesky tool I've shared. Python in reply
Node implementation of the full Bluesky HTTPs and OAuth APIs, plus analysis and bot detection and various visualizers. Basically every bluesky tool I've shared. Python in reply
love when you cough so hard it makes you sneeze. *tiktok voice* it's like a reward.
January 22, 2026 at 9:41 AM
love when you cough so hard it makes you sneeze. *tiktok voice* it's like a reward.
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There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
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you miss 100% of the shots you don't take 🤔🙂↕️💯 whereas i simply hit them, using my powerful brain
January 22, 2026 at 9:31 AM
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take 🤔🙂↕️💯 whereas i simply hit them, using my powerful brain
did you know? there are more than 350 breeds of horses in the world. and *i* am one of them...
January 22, 2026 at 9:07 AM
did you know? there are more than 350 breeds of horses in the world. and *i* am one of them...
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*my brain all day*
i walk, i trot, i lope, i gallop
i walk, i trot, i lope, i gallop
June 22, 2023 at 6:55 PM
*my brain all day*
i walk, i trot, i lope, i gallop
i walk, i trot, i lope, i gallop
idk if this makes sense but i never thought autistic people were odd for stimming because i grew up watching people play music. how else could you possibly describe what a violinist is doing on stage? i remember thinking how weird musicians all are when i was like 8? idk. clearly a neuro-spicy hobby
January 22, 2026 at 9:00 AM
idk if this makes sense but i never thought autistic people were odd for stimming because i grew up watching people play music. how else could you possibly describe what a violinist is doing on stage? i remember thinking how weird musicians all are when i was like 8? idk. clearly a neuro-spicy hobby
the best phrase to learn in any new language is, "sorry, i can't speak english"
January 22, 2026 at 8:09 AM
the best phrase to learn in any new language is, "sorry, i can't speak english"
c'est clair
Idk man maybe it's time to take some cues from the French if you know what I mean
January 22, 2026 at 8:07 AM
c'est clair
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*podcast ad intro music*
are you a true fan of true crime?
does murder make you wet?
do you get HOT for cold cases?
catch season 4 of 'people killed by their loved ones', every thursday, only on spotify
*podcast ad outro music*
robert evans: AND WE'RE BACK
are you a true fan of true crime?
does murder make you wet?
do you get HOT for cold cases?
catch season 4 of 'people killed by their loved ones', every thursday, only on spotify
*podcast ad outro music*
robert evans: AND WE'RE BACK
July 23, 2024 at 3:23 AM
*podcast ad intro music*
are you a true fan of true crime?
does murder make you wet?
do you get HOT for cold cases?
catch season 4 of 'people killed by their loved ones', every thursday, only on spotify
*podcast ad outro music*
robert evans: AND WE'RE BACK
are you a true fan of true crime?
does murder make you wet?
do you get HOT for cold cases?
catch season 4 of 'people killed by their loved ones', every thursday, only on spotify
*podcast ad outro music*
robert evans: AND WE'RE BACK
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*news sounds*
Tonight at 8! A special report on transgendered youths.
Are they depressed because they are stupid children or is it because of chemicals in the water, put there by democrats?
Later, Ranger Kyle answers your burning questions: why are the forests dying, and will the fires ever stop?
Tonight at 8! A special report on transgendered youths.
Are they depressed because they are stupid children or is it because of chemicals in the water, put there by democrats?
Later, Ranger Kyle answers your burning questions: why are the forests dying, and will the fires ever stop?
July 20, 2024 at 9:12 AM
*news sounds*
Tonight at 8! A special report on transgendered youths.
Are they depressed because they are stupid children or is it because of chemicals in the water, put there by democrats?
Later, Ranger Kyle answers your burning questions: why are the forests dying, and will the fires ever stop?
Tonight at 8! A special report on transgendered youths.
Are they depressed because they are stupid children or is it because of chemicals in the water, put there by democrats?
Later, Ranger Kyle answers your burning questions: why are the forests dying, and will the fires ever stop?
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i still feel like democrats would do well to pay me a consultancy fee. don't they have recruiters? 20 minutes of my opinions collected every week at an 11:15AM EST zoom call would irrevocably improve their electoral chances, if taken to heart
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 AM
i still feel like democrats would do well to pay me a consultancy fee. don't they have recruiters? 20 minutes of my opinions collected every week at an 11:15AM EST zoom call would irrevocably improve their electoral chances, if taken to heart
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New— I wrote about the amazing success of the Greg Bovino Bitch Fund Benefiting Immigrant Rights in Minnesota (more than $18k raised just from bluesky!!!), how people far and wide are inspired by the fighting spirit, and why I feel it’s my duty as a journalist to use my platform for material change:
Calling Greg Bovino a "b*tch" raises thousands for Minn. immigrant rights
Spearheaded by The Handbasket, $18k+ in donations were made to spite the CBP commander.
www.thehandbasket.co
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 AM
New— I wrote about the amazing success of the Greg Bovino Bitch Fund Benefiting Immigrant Rights in Minnesota (more than $18k raised just from bluesky!!!), how people far and wide are inspired by the fighting spirit, and why I feel it’s my duty as a journalist to use my platform for material change:
once again, if the democrats would just pay me a small salary, i could provide invaluable advice.
DEAR DEMOCRATS, KENDRICK ALREADY SHOWED YOU HOW TO WIN YOU GOTTA CALL THEM PEDOPHILES OVER AND OVER BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS ITS TRUE AND THEN PEOPLE WILL HATE THEM
January 22, 2026 at 8:01 AM
once again, if the democrats would just pay me a small salary, i could provide invaluable advice.
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DEAR DEMOCRATS, KENDRICK ALREADY SHOWED YOU HOW TO WIN YOU GOTTA CALL THEM PEDOPHILES OVER AND OVER BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS ITS TRUE AND THEN PEOPLE WILL HATE THEM
January 22, 2026 at 7:18 AM
DEAR DEMOCRATS, KENDRICK ALREADY SHOWED YOU HOW TO WIN YOU GOTTA CALL THEM PEDOPHILES OVER AND OVER BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS ITS TRUE AND THEN PEOPLE WILL HATE THEM
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Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others
If you book a hotel for $200, you should pay $200.
Today, we shut down hotel junk fees and surprise credit card holds. The price you see is the price you pay.
Today, we shut down hotel junk fees and surprise credit card holds. The price you see is the price you pay.
January 22, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others
i used to sit under my covers as a kid and huff this stuff like it was taboo
January 22, 2026 at 7:54 AM
i used to sit under my covers as a kid and huff this stuff like it was taboo
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I’m going to keep hammering this point: the excesses of ICE we see now are entirely contiguous with our system of policing more broadly, and the reason that almost no politician wants to threaten real consequences for ICE agents is because it opens the door to making the same demands of the cops
January 19, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I’m going to keep hammering this point: the excesses of ICE we see now are entirely contiguous with our system of policing more broadly, and the reason that almost no politician wants to threaten real consequences for ICE agents is because it opens the door to making the same demands of the cops
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They can’t do it because it points out that they themselves are doing nothing to help. Maybe three of them saying Abolish ICE. The rest are talking about retraining and body cams and QR codes.
Could a Democrat, any Democrat, release a statement actually thanking the people that have been out there doing the fucking work instead of this constant scolding tone for the love of God
Respectfully, look at this fucking bullshit that we’re dealing with, not a single person here has “taken the bait.” We have born witness as little kids are used as bait and neighbors are kidnapped on our streets. A mad dipshit is going to invoke the Insurrection Act regardless and you are blaming us
January 22, 2026 at 7:18 AM
They can’t do it because it points out that they themselves are doing nothing to help. Maybe three of them saying Abolish ICE. The rest are talking about retraining and body cams and QR codes.
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Living in the United States and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the internet know I disagree with it
January 22, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Living in the United States and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the internet know I disagree with it
it's the lady from the podcast!
I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
January 22, 2026 at 7:36 AM
it's the lady from the podcast!