🍂 beagle 🥧
@beagle.bsky.social
a genderqueer monkey that's figured out how to use every single computer program
i will soon be with the binery but for now i'm still they/them
put alt-text on your memes!
portland, oregon
i will soon be with the binery but for now i'm still they/them
put alt-text on your memes!
portland, oregon
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🍂 beagle 🥧
@beagle.bsky.social
· Aug 26
i think you can make the world better by force
you don't need to be violent
but you do you need to stop asking for permission from the law to act
peace pleases those in power
and kills my neighbors
you don't need to be violent
but you do you need to stop asking for permission from the law to act
peace pleases those in power
and kills my neighbors
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I keep seeing leftists from outside of Minneapolis say they’ve seen all this before, and no, you haven’t. I’ve been at this for 30+ years and I haven’t either. It’s not what you’re picturing. This is something else
I know people keep saying this but it’s hard to communicate the depth of active resistance here. Like, I’m on random cafes and people are checking in for observation shifts. Signs everywhere. Folks in visibility vests on the corners. It’s wild. Absolutely wild.
January 22, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I keep seeing leftists from outside of Minneapolis say they’ve seen all this before, and no, you haven’t. I’ve been at this for 30+ years and I haven’t either. It’s not what you’re picturing. This is something else
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paint me like one of your french chairs
January 22, 2026 at 7:18 PM
paint me like one of your french chairs
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There needs to be a harsher penalty than primary them.
"Democratic Reps. Henry Cuellar (Texas), Don Davis (NC), Laura Gillen (NY), Jared Golden (Maine), Vicente Gonzalez (Texas), Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (Wash.), and Tom Suozzi (NY) joined all Republicans but Rep. Thomas Massie (KY) 1/2
7 House Democrats Vote With GOP to Give ICE More Money Despite Deadly Invasions of US Cities | Common Dreams
Seven Democrats in the House sided with Republicans to pass a DHS funding bill, despite calls to rein in Trump's deadly immigration operations.
www.commondreams.org
January 23, 2026 at 4:18 AM
There needs to be a harsher penalty than primary them.
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You don’t know your role yet maybe, but we are all finding out just what we have to offer.
In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.
In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.
January 23, 2026 at 2:57 AM
You don’t know your role yet maybe, but we are all finding out just what we have to offer.
In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.
In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.
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GOP! GOP! GOP! GOP! GOP!
January 23, 2026 at 3:08 AM
GOP! GOP! GOP! GOP! GOP!
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are you man enough to soften up?
are you tough enough to open up?
are you tough enough to open up?
Dorian Electra - Man To Man (Official Video)
YouTube video by DORIAN ELECTRA
www.youtube.com
January 22, 2026 at 10:34 PM
are you man enough to soften up?
are you tough enough to open up?
are you tough enough to open up?
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🎶i don't play chicken, you prick, i'm a fox🎶
Run The Jewels - Legend Has It (Official Music Video From RTJ3 & Black Panther)
YouTube video by RunTheJewels
www.youtube.com
January 22, 2026 at 10:48 PM
🎶i don't play chicken, you prick, i'm a fox🎶
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Proud to be a member of this union.
Proud to have built up this union.
Proud to have built up this union.
As tomorrow's Minnesota-wide shutdown gathers momentum, here are some of the less visible ways workers and unions are helping each other survive to fight another day, by delivering food to workers hiding in their homes with the lights off. My report from Minneapolis.
How One Minnesota Union Is Helping Members Survive the Federal Siege
Local 17 is one of many unions, community organizations and faith groups calling for a work stoppage tomorrow, showing a key way Minnesotans are organizing against ICE.
inthesetimes.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Proud to be a member of this union.
Proud to have built up this union.
Proud to have built up this union.
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i love my country of minneapolis 🫡
January 23, 2026 at 3:00 AM
i love my country of minneapolis 🫡
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just thinking again about how MAGA’s attempt to suppress all criticism of Charlie Kirk created a backlash so intense that he is now probably the most abjectly Internet-defiled person in human history
genuinely Charlie Kirk may have been more degraded and demeaned by the Internet at this point than anyone else in human history
the universe is not always unjust
the universe is not always unjust
January 23, 2026 at 2:52 AM
just thinking again about how MAGA’s attempt to suppress all criticism of Charlie Kirk created a backlash so intense that he is now probably the most abjectly Internet-defiled person in human history
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UPDATE: Now, 215 Minneapolis General Strike solidarity actions are being held around the country.
This could create serious momentum for strikes in other cities where ICE attacks.
paydayreport.com/minneap/
This could create serious momentum for strikes in other cities where ICE attacks.
paydayreport.com/minneap/
MAP: Minneapolis General Strike Movement Spreads to 215 Cities on Friday
At least 215 cities plan to hold actions in solidarity with the Minneapolis General Strike.
paydayreport.com
January 22, 2026 at 10:47 PM
UPDATE: Now, 215 Minneapolis General Strike solidarity actions are being held around the country.
This could create serious momentum for strikes in other cities where ICE attacks.
paydayreport.com/minneap/
This could create serious momentum for strikes in other cities where ICE attacks.
paydayreport.com/minneap/
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please help me
im a transgender girl and i only have income from mutual aid and tips
i release journalism for free constantly
i NEED money for bills. im so behind on bills and struggling.
im a transgender girl and i only have income from mutual aid and tips
i release journalism for free constantly
i NEED money for bills. im so behind on bills and struggling.
January 19, 2026 at 1:54 AM
please help me
im a transgender girl and i only have income from mutual aid and tips
i release journalism for free constantly
i NEED money for bills. im so behind on bills and struggling.
im a transgender girl and i only have income from mutual aid and tips
i release journalism for free constantly
i NEED money for bills. im so behind on bills and struggling.
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In America we have city cops, different cops for your county, cops for the whole state, cops for soldiers, cops for malls, presidential cops, cops for the stock market, mail cops, federal cops, cops we secretly send to other countries. Even your neighbors get to pretend to be cops. We’re very safe
August 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
In America we have city cops, different cops for your county, cops for the whole state, cops for soldiers, cops for malls, presidential cops, cops for the stock market, mail cops, federal cops, cops we secretly send to other countries. Even your neighbors get to pretend to be cops. We’re very safe
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there's no universe where nerdcore rap isn't cringe. but i am cringe and i am free
MC Frontalot - I'll Form The Head [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by MC Frontalot
www.youtube.com
January 22, 2026 at 10:41 PM
there's no universe where nerdcore rap isn't cringe. but i am cringe and i am free
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my multitudes are clogging the subway doors, trains will be delayed until further notice.
July 21, 2023 at 7:14 PM
my multitudes are clogging the subway doors, trains will be delayed until further notice.
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unfortunately the park is experiencing a power loss do to extreme weather
please hold onto your butts until we reboot the computer system
please hold onto your butts until we reboot the computer system
You're supposed to be containing them!
July 21, 2023 at 8:21 PM
unfortunately the park is experiencing a power loss do to extreme weather
please hold onto your butts until we reboot the computer system
please hold onto your butts until we reboot the computer system
tho i only know run the jewels kind of loosely,
i appreciate that they alliterate so profusely,
belching baudy bars, gritty gross and goofy
i appreciate that they alliterate so profusely,
belching baudy bars, gritty gross and goofy
January 22, 2026 at 10:54 PM
tho i only know run the jewels kind of loosely,
i appreciate that they alliterate so profusely,
belching baudy bars, gritty gross and goofy
i appreciate that they alliterate so profusely,
belching baudy bars, gritty gross and goofy
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have you considered running the jewels... faster?
September 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
have you considered running the jewels... faster?
🎶i don't play chicken, you prick, i'm a fox🎶
Run The Jewels - Legend Has It (Official Music Video From RTJ3 & Black Panther)
YouTube video by RunTheJewels
www.youtube.com
January 22, 2026 at 10:48 PM
🎶i don't play chicken, you prick, i'm a fox🎶
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*trying to appeal to the moderate*
you can see my speech is perfectly cromulent, my modes median and my ideas embiggen even the smallest man. you can tell by my handshake of course.
you can see my speech is perfectly cromulent, my modes median and my ideas embiggen even the smallest man. you can tell by my handshake of course.
i still feel like democrats would do well to pay me a consultancy fee. don't they have recruiters? 20 minutes of my opinions collected every week at an 11:15AM EST zoom call would irrevocably improve their electoral chances, if taken to heart
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 AM
*trying to appeal to the moderate*
you can see my speech is perfectly cromulent, my modes median and my ideas embiggen even the smallest man. you can tell by my handshake of course.
you can see my speech is perfectly cromulent, my modes median and my ideas embiggen even the smallest man. you can tell by my handshake of course.
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i think a lot of why grifters can hype up ai is that people don't know what kind of object it is
like, no one can lie to you about clocks because you can just take one apart and go, "oh, i see"
you've never seen an ai model, let alone one in motion
i want to demystify the object
like, no one can lie to you about clocks because you can just take one apart and go, "oh, i see"
you've never seen an ai model, let alone one in motion
i want to demystify the object
why's it called "deep learning"?
thanks invisible friend, that's another great question!
deep learning is very complicated
simply put
- it's hard for shallow networks to do interesting things
- deep ones were hard to train until 2015 when plus signs were discovered
let's get into it
1/21
thanks invisible friend, that's another great question!
deep learning is very complicated
simply put
- it's hard for shallow networks to do interesting things
- deep ones were hard to train until 2015 when plus signs were discovered
let's get into it
1/21
thanks for the question! :)
they're called neural networks because they were inspired by the brain. but a neural network is just a math equation - a simple one too
you learned y=mx+b for a line in school
a nn contains a lot of lines. they find ways to draw lines around things, between categories.
they're called neural networks because they were inspired by the brain. but a neural network is just a math equation - a simple one too
you learned y=mx+b for a line in school
a nn contains a lot of lines. they find ways to draw lines around things, between categories.
June 11, 2024 at 11:38 PM
i think a lot of why grifters can hype up ai is that people don't know what kind of object it is
like, no one can lie to you about clocks because you can just take one apart and go, "oh, i see"
you've never seen an ai model, let alone one in motion
i want to demystify the object
like, no one can lie to you about clocks because you can just take one apart and go, "oh, i see"
you've never seen an ai model, let alone one in motion
i want to demystify the object
i wonder what i meant by this
computer science taught me that going deep is all about keeping orderly stacks of things you can pull off the top of, and going wide is all about orderly first-in-first-out queues
i wonder if this translates to other domains
i wonder if this translates to other domains
January 22, 2026 at 10:42 PM
i wonder what i meant by this
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cat stevens proposes a world where
you can sing
there are opportunities
be free—if you want
you can undue things
it's easy
there's lots to do
do what you want
you can make it all true
you *know* this is true
you'll see how it is
no argument, no conclusion, no hierarchies, no God(s or masters acab)
you can sing
there are opportunities
be free—if you want
you can undue things
it's easy
there's lots to do
do what you want
you can make it all true
you *know* this is true
you'll see how it is
no argument, no conclusion, no hierarchies, no God(s or masters acab)
April 2, 2024 at 2:09 AM
cat stevens proposes a world where
you can sing
there are opportunities
be free—if you want
you can undue things
it's easy
there's lots to do
do what you want
you can make it all true
you *know* this is true
you'll see how it is
no argument, no conclusion, no hierarchies, no God(s or masters acab)
you can sing
there are opportunities
be free—if you want
you can undue things
it's easy
there's lots to do
do what you want
you can make it all true
you *know* this is true
you'll see how it is
no argument, no conclusion, no hierarchies, no God(s or masters acab)