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🍂 beagle 🥧
@beagle.bsky.social
a genderqueer monkey that's figured out how to use every single computer program

i will soon be with the binery but for now i'm still they/them

put alt-text on your memes!

portland, oregon
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you know i hate to be earnest (i don't, it's my only mode), but the next time you're walking around your city, look at the backs of signs, the poles, the mailboxes. stop to notice what your neighbors think is important. it's not important if you don't understand

what's important is that you notice
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why are children suffering from rapid onset insulin desire? who is influencing them?
At the age of 15 I was diagnosed by a doctor as a type 1 diabetic, but how do we know that without more gatekeeping and safeguarding I wouldn’t have been protected from needing to take hormones daily. That’s why today I am announcing that I will begin a process of dediabetesition. I will still
In fact, it's possible that the 20% of Type 2 Diabetics prescribed insulin by their doctors dont in fact _need_ insulin at all. The other 80% of Type 2 Diabetics dont. So who is to say that forcing the 20% in question to quit insulin would even harm them? This is why we should ban insulin tomorrow.
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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This is me after being pepper sprayed by SPPD. The crowd was noisy but completely nonviolent. There was a lot of anger but no violence from the crowd- SPPD escalated.
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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I'm literally just living a normal life while also experiencing a theophany via communication with the satellite called VALIS.
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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lmao
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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I wish I had something insightful or meaningful to say, but really, I just hate this.
Nearly 30 people were forcibly removed from the Thousand Acres recreation area last month, after living unhoused on the public land for years.

Now, they face instability as they try to survive on the streets in the same system that drove them to seek refuge in the wilderness.
Oregon's Dismantling of Longstanding Houseless Encampment Highlights Broader Problems
From relative stability in an established community, to being repeatedly swept on the streets of Multnomah County, unhoused residents formerly living in the Sandy River Delta highlight a breakdown in ...
www.portlandmercury.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Just a gentle reminder to save PDFs of the work you published this year especially in digital publications because you could look up one day and find that that pub doesn’t exist anymore and isn’t archived anywhere and is just gone

Ask me how I know!
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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i like oolong because it makes me say "oooh" all day long
i've become totally tea pilled
after 15 years of almost daily coffee, sober days just amaze me with how good it feels

it's like, my body is still tired, but my neurons aren't quietly screaming at me at every moment
April 19, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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it's like the boys are back in town, but they're filled with angst and passion and they all look like val kilmer in my head
June 15, 2024 at 3:29 AM
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This is what our elite institutions, the country's largest companies, and law enforcement are busy capitulating to. But inspiring to me that it is friends, neighbors, and normies in what look to be pajamas who stand up against fascism in ways our leaders don't. We must remember both of these facts.
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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i've waited all day long,
in this home away from home,
just to hear your call

i hope you don't feel alone,
when we talk of trees and stones,
and watch the leaves of autumn fall
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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but for real, thank christ almighty in heaven, without keanu reeves i may have spent my life believing in a god. there but for the grace of siddhartha go i
sometimes i remember that keanu reeves playing the historical buddha in the 1993 movie Little Buddha is what set me on my path in life as a child

and i think, "huh"
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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Got to hang out with the formidable @timothysnyder.bsky.social yesterday in Chicago!

More to come, but…

🚨PSA to scientists🚨:

SCIENCE IS POLITICAL AND YES! YOU HAVE TO GET POLITICAL TO SAVE IT!
November 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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in that documentary, keanu defeated Mara under a fig tree, a figure who represents fear, desire, and illusion

that's just another way to say the Church

discovering buddhism after seeking truth in orthodox and catholic theology was like discovering a CNC machine after a life of using a drill press
but for real, thank christ almighty in heaven, without keanu reeves i may have spent my life believing in a god. there but for the grace of siddhartha go i
sometimes i remember that keanu reeves playing the historical buddha in the 1993 movie Little Buddha is what set me on my path in life as a child

and i think, "huh"
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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Thanksgiving Tip: Never eat food offered by an adorable toddler relative. It might look like a cookie, but it's actually the flu.
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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first update to my profile since joining the site
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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just want you to know that i'm voice training, i'm doin all kindsa stuff off screen, hoo-boy

estrogen is imminent. the important part is that my brainworms have died and have been reabsorbed into the surrounding neural tissue

immanentize the estrogen! all hail discordia!
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 AM
this exchange is cracking me up. the unanimous 👎
November 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
jazz time signitures are getting out of control
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
while we're admitting things about our gender i should mention i guess there's some aspects of me that are like plural so to speak. blame walt whitman.
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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you know i hate to be earnest (i don't, it's my only mode), but the next time you're walking around your city, look at the backs of signs, the poles, the mailboxes. stop to notice what your neighbors think is important. it's not important if you don't understand

what's important is that you notice
October 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
just want you to know that i'm voice training, i'm doin all kindsa stuff off screen, hoo-boy

estrogen is imminent. the important part is that my brainworms have died and have been reabsorbed into the surrounding neural tissue

immanentize the estrogen! all hail discordia!
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 AM
first update to my profile since joining the site
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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shoutout to the people who like my skeets before i delete and edit them.
June 24, 2023 at 4:24 AM