Tim Mallon
@beaker1984.bsky.social
Desert dweller 🌵 pretending 100° is “nice weather.” Collector of horror movies 👻, overpriced museum tickets 🏛️, and regrets from buffet lines 🍣. Mid-century taste on a microwave dinner budget 🛋️.
Omg make this a Halloween movie right now:0
Omg I love this so much you guys
This year, Count Chocula, Boo Berry, and Franken Berry are getting a stylish makeover in celebration of the Jim Henson Company’s 70th anniversary, and they admire their new look in a new behind the scenes video:
July 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Omg make this a Halloween movie right now:0
I cried, laughing that Elmo voice, lmao
July 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I cried, laughing that Elmo voice, lmao
My favorite villain and version of him is getting a solo film. I'm so excited about this.
Clayface is getting his own live action horror movie!! And it’s being written by Mike Flanagan. Who else is excited for this adaptation? #horror #horrormovies #horrorcommunity #batman #clayface #batmananimatedseries #dcu #horrorsky
July 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
My favorite villain and version of him is getting a solo film. I'm so excited about this.
So me, especially if you're on your phone stopping then meandering:/
July 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
So me, especially if you're on your phone stopping then meandering:/
Lmao
July 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Lmao
While at work, a customer randomly asked me if I'd ever seen The Last Unicorn. Well, of course I've seen it but not in years. They just dont make animation like they used to:/ btw this scene, scared the piss out of me as a kid.
a skeleton with red eyes is laying on a tree branch and says `` unicorn !!! '' .
ALT: a skeleton with red eyes is laying on a tree branch and says `` unicorn !!! '' .
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July 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
While at work, a customer randomly asked me if I'd ever seen The Last Unicorn. Well, of course I've seen it but not in years. They just dont make animation like they used to:/ btw this scene, scared the piss out of me as a kid.
Lol yes please
To all my Canadian friends, just know that many of us down here could use a hug right now.
July 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Lol yes please
One of the best parts of the multiverse saga. Even though it feels disconnected.
Marvel Studios is reportedly developing a sequel to ‘WEREWOLF BY NIGHT’
The goal is to bring back Jack Russell, Elsa Bloodstone and Man-Thing.
(via thecosmiccircus.com/mcu-mephisto...)
The goal is to bring back Jack Russell, Elsa Bloodstone and Man-Thing.
(via thecosmiccircus.com/mcu-mephisto...)
July 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
One of the best parts of the multiverse saga. Even though it feels disconnected.
An employee at work said you need to buy new pants as they are really baggy on you. She says this is not a compliment. We'll im taking it as a compliment since I've lost 75 pounds in three months;)
July 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
An employee at work said you need to buy new pants as they are really baggy on you. She says this is not a compliment. We'll im taking it as a compliment since I've lost 75 pounds in three months;)
Went to my car to head to work. Saw the passenger front seat window smashed in. Thank you, asshole. I hope my car phone charger was worth it. This is in Phoenix Arizona. I made a police report. They couldn't be bothered to come out, so they called me:/
July 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Went to my car to head to work. Saw the passenger front seat window smashed in. Thank you, asshole. I hope my car phone charger was worth it. This is in Phoenix Arizona. I made a police report. They couldn't be bothered to come out, so they called me:/
Lol, they need this truck in Arizona;)
July 5, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Lol, they need this truck in Arizona;)
Here's hoping the bitch kicks the bucket:)
Story: amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/06/...
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem transported by ambulance to DC-area hospital, sources say | CNN Politics
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was transported by ambulance on Tuesday to a hospital in Washington, DC, two sources familiar with the matter told CNN.
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June 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Here's hoping the bitch kicks the bucket:)
Every time I go to the bookstore, I look for the banned book section. Changing Hands is my new favorite store in Arizona.
More states should do this. Before the Trump Nazi regime continues their attacks on our rights. #BanMagaNotBooks
June 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Every time I go to the bookstore, I look for the banned book section. Changing Hands is my new favorite store in Arizona.
I think that my dad, being in the LA sheriff's department, "retired now," is supposed to make me empathetic towards those in blue. But every interaction I've ever had with police has been terrible. So the LA incidents dont surprise me sadly.
June 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I think that my dad, being in the LA sheriff's department, "retired now," is supposed to make me empathetic towards those in blue. But every interaction I've ever had with police has been terrible. So the LA incidents dont surprise me sadly.
Today, an employee wanted to guess my age. I told her im older than I look. She guessed 30, which means she thought I was in my 20s. Needless to say, she's now my favorite person to work with;)
June 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Today, an employee wanted to guess my age. I told her im older than I look. She guessed 30, which means she thought I was in my 20s. Needless to say, she's now my favorite person to work with;)
How does this hot twink have a new book out, and I didn't know about it. Guess im gonna have to get this one signed, too;)
June 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
How does this hot twink have a new book out, and I didn't know about it. Guess im gonna have to get this one signed, too;)
Reposted by Tim Mallon
So far that’s:
Lady Gaga
Pedro Pascal
Dua Lipa
Sabrina Carpenter
The Goo Goo Dolls
Supporting the community, we will not forget those who are members/or allies especially now 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Lady Gaga
Pedro Pascal
Dua Lipa
Sabrina Carpenter
The Goo Goo Dolls
Supporting the community, we will not forget those who are members/or allies especially now 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
June 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
So far that’s:
Lady Gaga
Pedro Pascal
Dua Lipa
Sabrina Carpenter
The Goo Goo Dolls
Supporting the community, we will not forget those who are members/or allies especially now 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Lady Gaga
Pedro Pascal
Dua Lipa
Sabrina Carpenter
The Goo Goo Dolls
Supporting the community, we will not forget those who are members/or allies especially now 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
The first one freaked me out. I'm not sure how they will accomplish a sequel, but I am curious.
First poster for ‘BLACK PHONE 2’
In theaters on October 17.
In theaters on October 17.
June 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The first one freaked me out. I'm not sure how they will accomplish a sequel, but I am curious.
This looks amazing, a fresh and familiar take on a classic:0
June 1, 2025 at 5:29 AM
This looks amazing, a fresh and familiar take on a classic:0
I'm so excited, can't wait!
The first trailer for the final season of 'Stranger Things' has been released.
▪️Volume 1 premieres November 26th at 5pm PT.
▪️Volume 2 premieres Christmas at 5pm PT.
▪️The Finale premieres New Year's Eve at 5pm PT.
#StrangerThings #Netflix #TUDUM
▪️Volume 1 premieres November 26th at 5pm PT.
▪️Volume 2 premieres Christmas at 5pm PT.
▪️The Finale premieres New Year's Eve at 5pm PT.
#StrangerThings #Netflix #TUDUM
June 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I'm so excited, can't wait!
I used to joke that there's horror movies for every holiday except for Easter. I was wrong. Critters 2 takes place on this holiday, and it's glorious;)
May 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I used to joke that there's horror movies for every holiday except for Easter. I was wrong. Critters 2 takes place on this holiday, and it's glorious;)
I'm just gonna drop this here, but if I follow you, it's most likely we have something in common. That might be political, nerdy, gay, etc. There is no need to follow me to get me to follow you so I can pay to see your only fans. You dont need to get mad at me. you're still hot without my money;)
May 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I'm just gonna drop this here, but if I follow you, it's most likely we have something in common. That might be political, nerdy, gay, etc. There is no need to follow me to get me to follow you so I can pay to see your only fans. You dont need to get mad at me. you're still hot without my money;)
So I got rona:/ it's funny, I've heard people say you can lose your sense of smell. That's actually not entirely accurate as everything seems to smell bad:(
May 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
So I got rona:/ it's funny, I've heard people say you can lose your sense of smell. That's actually not entirely accurate as everything seems to smell bad:(
I wonder if she thinks before she's speaks like im gonna verbally attack the lgbtq+ community to side track people into believing trade jobs are what are necessary in the States. Like the two have any connection, lol.
I’m grateful that my righteous fury and determination to see these people booted from the levers of power does not numb for as consistently vitriolic and evil they are to non cishet whites
I’ll never become acclimated to this despite their desire to see us just back down
Fuck this administration
I’ll never become acclimated to this despite their desire to see us just back down
Fuck this administration
Leavitt: "Electricians, plumbers -- we need more of those in our country, and less LGBTQ graduate majors from Harvard University. And that's what this administration's position is."
May 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I wonder if she thinks before she's speaks like im gonna verbally attack the lgbtq+ community to side track people into believing trade jobs are what are necessary in the States. Like the two have any connection, lol.
What I want to know is what happened to Anonymous:( remember the group or the person that released information via the internet. Just a hopeful nudge that they would release the identities of the pussy group ICE.
May 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
What I want to know is what happened to Anonymous:( remember the group or the person that released information via the internet. Just a hopeful nudge that they would release the identities of the pussy group ICE.