Tim Mallon
@beaker1984.bsky.social
Desert dweller 🌵 pretending 100° is “nice weather.” Collector of horror movies 👻, overpriced museum tickets 🏛️, and regrets from buffet lines 🍣. Mid-century taste on a microwave dinner budget 🛋️.
I dont speak coke, so I didn't understand anything he said.
August 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I dont speak coke, so I didn't understand anything he said.
He reminds me of gay men who hate those who are transgender. We have more rights because they were the main contributors to the Stonewall riots. He says he's for the people, but what he really means is that he's for some people.
August 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
He reminds me of gay men who hate those who are transgender. We have more rights because they were the main contributors to the Stonewall riots. He says he's for the people, but what he really means is that he's for some people.
I like presidents who aren't racist and homophobic but I guess im stuck with that cheeto dick for a while.
August 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I like presidents who aren't racist and homophobic but I guess im stuck with that cheeto dick for a while.
What's that saying? If you can't take care of an animal, you shouldn't have one.
August 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
What's that saying? If you can't take care of an animal, you shouldn't have one.
Lol, I was mad when Busta rhymes used Kung fu on michael and offing Jamie Lee was in bad taste. Sorry, Halloween was the first horror movie I ever saw, so im attached, lol
August 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Lol, I was mad when Busta rhymes used Kung fu on michael and offing Jamie Lee was in bad taste. Sorry, Halloween was the first horror movie I ever saw, so im attached, lol
My scooby doo sets got decimated when I moved thankfully I kept all the booklets.
August 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My scooby doo sets got decimated when I moved thankfully I kept all the booklets.
All the best iterations of michael myers:) anything after h2o put me to sleep
August 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
All the best iterations of michael myers:) anything after h2o put me to sleep
Candy corn, and at my age, I still eat them by color even though its all one flavor;) its a nostalgia thing.
August 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Candy corn, and at my age, I still eat them by color even though its all one flavor;) its a nostalgia thing.
Well, it's clear AI gets hard from humans dying as he's smiling in the video:/
August 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Well, it's clear AI gets hard from humans dying as he's smiling in the video:/
Im just gonna say it no matter how offensive it is. Every time I see news like this, all I can think of is that this politician is into kids cause he's so immature he can't handle an adult relationship. But yes, he's also trying to get a perv family member off scott free.
August 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Im just gonna say it no matter how offensive it is. Every time I see news like this, all I can think of is that this politician is into kids cause he's so immature he can't handle an adult relationship. But yes, he's also trying to get a perv family member off scott free.
That's at work? Lol
August 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
That's at work? Lol
It's hard to top Rebecca gayheart as one crazy bitch but the sequel is fun. I like the cameo at the end;)
August 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
It's hard to top Rebecca gayheart as one crazy bitch but the sequel is fun. I like the cameo at the end;)
This man bought a pair;)
elon musk speaking into a microphone with his eyes closed
ALT: elon musk speaking into a microphone with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
July 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This man bought a pair;)
This guy is so gross. Hopefully, California is smart enough not to vote this uneducated asshole into office.
July 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This guy is so gross. Hopefully, California is smart enough not to vote this uneducated asshole into office.
I hope ben crump wins and those white trash Hicks from the hills have eyes go to prison.
July 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I hope ben crump wins and those white trash Hicks from the hills have eyes go to prison.
Stabilizers? winning i see;)
July 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Stabilizers? winning i see;)
Damn with that much, you're bound to get pregnant, lol
July 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Damn with that much, you're bound to get pregnant, lol
Boy batter or daddy sauce? Asking for a friend;)
July 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Boy batter or daddy sauce? Asking for a friend;)
Hopefully, Mr Fantastic beats you off cause Jonny and the Thing sound painful 🤣
July 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Hopefully, Mr Fantastic beats you off cause Jonny and the Thing sound painful 🤣
Oh, we can't give him hand outs though cause technically Republicans dont believe in that.
July 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Oh, we can't give him hand outs though cause technically Republicans dont believe in that.