Tim Mallon
@beaker1984.bsky.social
Desert dweller 🌵 pretending 100° is “nice weather.” Collector of horror movies 👻, overpriced museum tickets 🏛️, and regrets from buffet lines 🍣. Mid-century taste on a microwave dinner budget 🛋️.
Went to my car to head to work. Saw the passenger front seat window smashed in. Thank you, asshole. I hope my car phone charger was worth it. This is in Phoenix Arizona. I made a police report. They couldn't be bothered to come out, so they called me:/
July 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Went to my car to head to work. Saw the passenger front seat window smashed in. Thank you, asshole. I hope my car phone charger was worth it. This is in Phoenix Arizona. I made a police report. They couldn't be bothered to come out, so they called me:/