Beanedict Cumbfurbatch
@beanedictc.dftba.social
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(he/him) Nerdighter, TBFighter, musician, pile of baked beans in the shape of a Furby. Help us #EndTB by visiting https://tbfighters.org
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Here's an easy way to fight back against both this unconstitutional "pocket rescission" AND pressure the administration to spend the FY24 global health funding that will expire a month from tomorrow. These dollars don't help if the government doesn't actually spend them!: act.pih.org/sept-30-fund...
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I was paranoid they’d be sold out because how could everyone not want a million of these??
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It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies

Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case
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Also my first roll on it was a nat 20, but it fell on the floor so it was still dirty
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Did I buy this oversized d20 just because it had @devenrue.com’s map art on it? Well, no, but mostly! It’s soooo pretty!
A large d20 made of a clear plastic outer layer covering the inner surface onto which a map of Exandria is drawn. The numbers are gold and the 20 is replaced by the Critical Role logo of a vertical sword pointing down in front of an icosahedron. The die is in a nice black foam inside a nice square box. The same die, now out of the box, being held up close to show the section of the map with the Kryn Dynasty label. The same die held at a different angle to show The Tal’Dorei Republic, the Dividing Plains, and Kymal The bottom of the die’s box, which reads:

CRITICAL ROLE 10 YEAR
ANNIVERSARY OVERSIZED D20

PACKAGING & DICE DESIGN BY:
ELENA HARRIS @ERH_DESIGNS

MAP ART BY:
DEVEN RUE @DEVEN_RUE

CRG-10ANN-DC
8 10140 60296 1

2025 ©️ GILMORE'S GLORIOUS GOODS LLC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. CRITICAL ROLE, VOX MACHINA, MIGHTY NEIN, BELLS HELLS, CHARACTER NAMES, ASSOCIATED LOGOS AND IMAGES ARE ALL TRADEMARKS OF CRITICAL ROLE LLC 

CRITROLE.COM | @CRITICALROLE

WARNING! Choking hazard - small parts Not suitable for children under three years   CE
Made in China
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Is the 4:15 merch timeslot for Fan Experience only? There’s no indication here or in the pinned Discord post, but it seems like they’re only lining up Fan Experience people right now
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charlottereads.com
there is absolutely nothing less productive than letting your despair get the better of you and telling everyone else they should do likewise
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No, no, I left my combat robes at home! I didn’t even prepare Fireball today!!!
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I’m looking forward to a nice calm ceremony and then dancing at the reception and eating donuts and cupcakes with the bride and groom’s friends and family and then going home having experienced no interruption or combat whatsoever, because that never happens at weddings!
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OUR SHOP IS OPENING EARLY IN NYC 🏙️ 💕

Celebrate Fjord & Jester's special day with us as we open the doors to our Radio City Music Hall merch shop from 12:00PM-2:00PM ET, and again at 4:15PM ET before our LIVE show begins - we can't wait to see you there! ✨

[Artwork by https://bit.ly/3IDWBGw 🎨 ]
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Feed your own Nerdfighter before feeding the Nerdfighter feed, or something
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(Shoutout to @dieharddice.bsky.social for the beautiful dice I made these with and for always being such a lovely place to shop for dice!)
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Oh man you would appreciate the meaning behind the dice boutonnieres I made! 10 and 7 for the wedding date, 9 on a dodecahedron because Mighty Nein and the beacon, and then the colors for Fjord, Jester, and the wedding theme:
A faux baby’s breath boutonniere with three dice in the place of some colorful flowers. In a two-on-one arrangement, the dice are a pink percentile die with the 10 facing out, a green d10 with 7 facing out, and on the bottom is a blue d12 with 9 facing out. The boutonniere is pinned to a black graduation robe with decorative metal clasps sewn on, which is worn over a white tux shirt and bowtie. The shirt has large, round, silver button covers with a floral/leaf pattern etched into them. The overall effect is that of a wedding outfit a wizard might wear.
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My costume for the CR Fjord and Jester wedding live show is “tux but wizard-ified” which meant breaking out my old cummerbund from college for the first time since 2019. Which predates P4A 2021 and its associated mascots. So this was the first time I could call it…

the Beanedict Cummerbund 😎
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Didn’t notice the second one, but the first time, I tried not to even think of it too loud because I was worried you might sense the feed was down and then have that on your mind when you should have been focusing on in-store pizza pickup!
Choosing to believe the awesome of Pizza Baby broke the feed
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“I hate that this show is better when sharing the human experience of humor across time and space thanks to the technology of recorded performances. I preferred the 2020 lockdown sports because they also didn’t have a crowd telling me how to feel.”
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some of these old newspaper headlines about weed, california have serious meme potential
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Welp, the 16e was the cheapest option. Definitely noticeably bigger than the 8, but I think it will be manageable. But I’m definitely struggling with the lack of a home button, and having to swipe from across the room to get the control center :/
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Oooohhhh the Pizzamas art makes more sense now
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My knees hurt just reading this
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Luckily for shirts I know I can just get an XL and it will fit since shirt sizes are close enough between brands
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Those are Freedom Trail-lookin’ shoes
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It’s also not how men’s pants are measured. I’m not too worried about them being too long, as I can always roll them up, but I am worried that in my efforts to get them short enough that I don’t have to do that, I’ll get them either too short or too small in another dimension
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I really want Pizzamas pants but I’m scared I’ll get the wrong size, because according to the chart I somehow am simultaneously smaller than the smallest option in some dimensions but larger than the largest option in others and that seems wrong