@beanlyman.bsky.social
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it’s always obviously about oil
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
it’s always obviously about oil
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
December 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’ https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat https://theonion.com/mcdonalds-brings-back-beloved-snack-rat/
January 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat https://theonion.com/mcdonalds-brings-back-beloved-snack-rat/
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the main complaint i have about stranger things is that would never happen in a place like indiana
January 1, 2026 at 7:45 AM
the main complaint i have about stranger things is that would never happen in a place like indiana
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How I’m entering the new year
January 1, 2026 at 9:06 AM
How I’m entering the new year
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as we go into 2026, check in on your friends. remind them that you love them. don't let them play prisonball for 30 minutes straight. find time to spend with them. do something nice for them, even if it's small. don't let them play prisonball for 30 minutes. don't let them play prisonball for 30 mi
January 1, 2026 at 2:23 AM
as we go into 2026, check in on your friends. remind them that you love them. don't let them play prisonball for 30 minutes straight. find time to spend with them. do something nice for them, even if it's small. don't let them play prisonball for 30 minutes. don't let them play prisonball for 30 mi
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no time to worry about other people my new years resolution is to get a fatter ass
January 1, 2026 at 1:22 PM
no time to worry about other people my new years resolution is to get a fatter ass
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Kinda goes with the territory of being the awkward outcast back when I was a kid. Along with the worry that my passions can be a biiiiit much. But its those same passions that got me here so like… yeah lol
December 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Kinda goes with the territory of being the awkward outcast back when I was a kid. Along with the worry that my passions can be a biiiiit much. But its those same passions that got me here so like… yeah lol
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It’s weird to my brain because I have mutuals and friends but my brain just gets intimidated sometimes.
Cause like they are so cool, funny, hot, and awesome.
Then there is me. I know its anxiety lol, but like ya’ll are so cool and awesome. Just brain can’t comprehend it
Cause like they are so cool, funny, hot, and awesome.
Then there is me. I know its anxiety lol, but like ya’ll are so cool and awesome. Just brain can’t comprehend it
December 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
It’s weird to my brain because I have mutuals and friends but my brain just gets intimidated sometimes.
Cause like they are so cool, funny, hot, and awesome.
Then there is me. I know its anxiety lol, but like ya’ll are so cool and awesome. Just brain can’t comprehend it
Cause like they are so cool, funny, hot, and awesome.
Then there is me. I know its anxiety lol, but like ya’ll are so cool and awesome. Just brain can’t comprehend it
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tech bros trying to convince everyone epstein is cool is so telling and interesting
December 26, 2025 at 6:36 AM
tech bros trying to convince everyone epstein is cool is so telling and interesting
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A Primarch, An Eldari Sword Mistress and A tech priest who focuses on making armor form a party to save a planet.
They called the The Lion, The Wytch and the Wardrobe.
They called the The Lion, The Wytch and the Wardrobe.
December 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
A Primarch, An Eldari Sword Mistress and A tech priest who focuses on making armor form a party to save a planet.
They called the The Lion, The Wytch and the Wardrobe.
They called the The Lion, The Wytch and the Wardrobe.
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everybody coming back to bluesky again you know what that means
December 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
everybody coming back to bluesky again you know what that means
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MY HOUSE WAS REVERSE ROBBED! Some dude and a goblin in red knocked me out, tied me to a chair, put presents under my family tree, said “stop screaming!” And then left when I wouldn’t.
Damn you mysterious old man and goblin! YOU WIN AGAIN!
Damn you mysterious old man and goblin! YOU WIN AGAIN!
a cartoon character wearing glasses and a lab coat is holding his fist up .
ALT: a cartoon character wearing glasses and a lab coat is holding his fist up .
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December 25, 2025 at 2:27 PM
MY HOUSE WAS REVERSE ROBBED! Some dude and a goblin in red knocked me out, tied me to a chair, put presents under my family tree, said “stop screaming!” And then left when I wouldn’t.
Damn you mysterious old man and goblin! YOU WIN AGAIN!
Damn you mysterious old man and goblin! YOU WIN AGAIN!
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via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
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December 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Welcome home
No AI, never AI
No AI, never AI
December 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Welcome home
No AI, never AI
No AI, never AI
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merry christmas
December 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
merry christmas
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If you're an artist coming over from Twitter because of this bullshit they added, first of all:
Really genuinely sorry they fucked you like this & I think it's extremely reasonable to be crashing out HARD right now
Second: I'm gonna offer Bluesky tips and encourage ppl to share starter packs here
Really genuinely sorry they fucked you like this & I think it's extremely reasonable to be crashing out HARD right now
Second: I'm gonna offer Bluesky tips and encourage ppl to share starter packs here
Man its like just so invasive and gross feeling to see "Edit Image" appear over other people's images. Musk decided to give us the only kind of gift he can for christmas, sickening disappointment. Best of luck out there folks.
December 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
If you're an artist coming over from Twitter because of this bullshit they added, first of all:
Really genuinely sorry they fucked you like this & I think it's extremely reasonable to be crashing out HARD right now
Second: I'm gonna offer Bluesky tips and encourage ppl to share starter packs here
Really genuinely sorry they fucked you like this & I think it's extremely reasonable to be crashing out HARD right now
Second: I'm gonna offer Bluesky tips and encourage ppl to share starter packs here
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I beg anyone new here to have patience and build habit. That is the ONLY way to build your experience in this site, as the algo is new and people are still fumbling around.
If you want this sky to work for you, you need to work with it first.
If you want this sky to work for you, you need to work with it first.
To the influx of artists and people about to join in from another stupid move by shitty bird app, actually use this place. Genuinely, if you just make an account and leave, then there's no point. Try to post here whenever you can.
December 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I beg anyone new here to have patience and build habit. That is the ONLY way to build your experience in this site, as the algo is new and people are still fumbling around.
If you want this sky to work for you, you need to work with it first.
If you want this sky to work for you, you need to work with it first.