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Bearded Bastard
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Religion is like a dick. Great if you want it, assault when its shoved down your throat without your consent. Speaking of Dicks, Elon suck one.
Fucking genius..
youtu.be/pzutme32CVE?...
Baby Shark (the haunting 1950s soul version that remembers childhood)
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December 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
South Park makes this Thanksgiving awesome with their new song about Pete Hegseth 😂
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Fuck seasonal depression dude...
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My daughter has always stolen my clothes to wear because she enjoys the big hoodies and such, and she also says she likes being reminded of me.

Usually, I don't mind at all. I stole my fathers clothes too. I draw a line now. She just stole a brand new hoodie from me I haven't even wore lol.
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Why aren't more media companies covering this? youtube.com/shorts/tI0wQ...
CONFIRMED: Trump Stole the SNAP Money. #trump #usa
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November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
JFC...https://www.tucsonsentinel.com/local/report/111325_tribal_ice/arizona-tribal-member-nearly-deported-after-iowa-jail-issues-ice-detainer-by-mistake
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Not gonna lie, digging the Lo-fi of their first album they did
open.spotify.com/album/6wZt5v...
Steady Damage (Lo-Fi)
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November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Trump is cheating on Satan with JD Vance. The nerve of that man when Satan is sacrificing his body to give birth to that butt baby of his!
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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wipe that smirk off his face 🎯

#economicblackout
November 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
To all my fellow vets working on Veterans day....
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November 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
If only we could remove @schumer.senate.gov from office.
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Never FORGET ! Never Forgive !
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Me teaching my daughters boyfriend how to properly change a tire because his Father and Stepfather left him to figure it out on his own.

WTF is wrong with dads these days?
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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My fellow Californians, if you've not voted, if you are at all able to, please do. This gets repeated many times on social media, but just in case someone doesn't already know: If you are in line when the polls close, stay in line! It's is your legal right, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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November 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Anyone else unexpectedly get laid off, totally blindsided (I was a co-founder btw & who they initially promised 3wks pay to transition as my current month’s bills were due…which I never received 1 penny of)💸

Right before the holidays with a kiddo who still believes in Santa?🎅🎄

Just me? Cool cool😩🤦‍♀️
a man in a cowboy hat with the words no one deserves it
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October 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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From Hell With Love
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October 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
He pardoned George Santos today. Considering how alike they are, doesn't surprise me.
October 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM