Christie Golden
@christiegolden.bsky.social
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NYT Bestselling Novelist of 60 books incl. work for Blizzard, Star Wars, Star Trek, Assassin's Creed, & some of my own. Also wrote cinematics etc. for WoW proper, Hearthstone & Diablo! Follow #Kittenroth for updates on Anduin & Sylvanas!
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YES I thought the exact same thing
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Cake.

Oh yeah. I went there.
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Getting into the Halloween spirit with medieval books at the Morgan Library.
Image of skeletons attacking men in a medieval book
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Feels right though
2025
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Walked into a Canadian Tire and no longer know what holiday season we’re celebrating anymore
Grim Reaper plays heavy metal guitar next to a display of Christmas trees
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joshscherr.bsky.social
cry havoc! and let slip the frogs of war
Man in inflatable frog costume at Portland protests
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christiegolden.bsky.social
“Hello Aieee, nice to meet you.”
christiegolden.bsky.social
*blinks* Wow. No lie detected.
christiegolden.bsky.social
The whole “alpha” thing doesn’t even exist, a biologist drew inaccurate conclusions in the original study and had since recanted. It’s the bullshittiest version of bullshit possible.
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stirpicus.bsky.social
Fascinating story about a “ghost” concept car that was designed in 1939 but possibly/maybe/probably not actually built at the time, and only discovered when the sketches were found in a barn decades later.

“The Dusenberg Coupe Simone”

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christiegolden.bsky.social
What a fun story and cool looking design!!!
christiegolden.bsky.social
Goldie Hawn and I actually do share the same birthday, though not the same year.
christiegolden.bsky.social
This is kind of like when online grumbly non-fans started calling me "Goldie", trying to be snide or something, IDK, and...I kinda thought it was adorable.
a woman wearing a black top and gold hoop earrings smiles
Alt: Kristen Bell, a blond actress known for perkiness in her roles, shrugs and smiles.
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christiegolden.bsky.social
I reread this every time I start to doubt myself. I say to myself, I sez, "Golden, you're pissing off the right people."
christiegolden.bsky.social
Amazon review of "Assassin's Creed: Heresy" which features historical wimp, Joan of Arc. I laughed SO. HARD. (He posted his full name, I spared him here.)

1.0 out of 5 stars Girlie or beta male book?
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Absurd, boring, a girl's book or maybe beta males would possibly like it.
christiegolden.bsky.social
So...it's NBD, a "distraction," but you know how you make a distraction go away? By doing the thing. Go ahead, be bold, let all the air out of their distraction balloon because it's NBD, right?

...right?
christiegolden.bsky.social
I know for a fact I have made many people cringe with my enthusiasm and you know what I stopped caring about it long ago, they just have to deal with me and my delight.
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tybawai.bsky.social
You could call someone cringe

Or

You could vibe with them and meet their excitement.

See, I think most times when people make someone feel bad for getting excited, they themselves rarely feel such joy. So they have to squash it. But you can always just join them.