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beardium.bsky.social
Beard Al Yankmydick 💦🥩
@beardium.bsky.social
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Fuck ICE
Fuck MAGA
He/him

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This is the only kind of ice I'll tolerate
A photograph taken from my backyard overlooking an icy river with hills and trees in the background A photograph taken from my backyard overlooking an icy river with hills and trees in the background A photograph taken from my backyard overlooking an icy river with hills and trees in the background
January 26, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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The fucker isn't just killing immigrants, he just killed satire, too
Trump claims secret discombobulator weapon was used to help capture Maduro
January 26, 2026 at 2:38 AM
beardium.bsky.social
Does he mean a roofie?
A CNN headline that reads, Trump claims discombobulated weapon used to help capture Maduro
January 26, 2026 at 12:36 AM
beardium.bsky.social
Shawty when she sees my Fuck ICE shirt
A person holds a cannister of ground cumin with their thumb covering the word 'ground'.
January 25, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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This is bullshit
January 25, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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Every answer is guaranteed to be the *honest truth.

*not all answers will be truthful
Get to know me 1 like = 1 answer 1. Do you have any nicknames? 2. What is a compliment you've never forgotten? 3. Is there something you want to tell someone, but won't? 4. Do you believe in soulmates? Why or why not? 5. Biggest turn on? 6. What was your first job? 7. What was the last song you sang? 8. What is one of your most treasured memories? 9. What has overwhelmed you recently? 10. Someone gave you $100, what are you spending it on? 11. What makes you feel appreciated? 12. Do you have trust issues? 13. Best concert you've ever been to? 14. Do you care what other people think of you? 15. What are your main hobbies? 16. Describe your dream home. 17. What is your strongest held beliefs)? 18. If you could get on a plane tomorrow, where would you go? 19. What is your most attractive feature? 20. Do you believe in aliens? 21. Biggest turn off? 22. What has made you laugh the most lately? 23. Favorite animal? 24. What lyrics are currently stuck in your head? 25. Is there someone you wish you could forgive? 26. Name 3-5 ways to wn your heart 27. Favourite comfort show? 28. Name one thing that always makes you angry 29. Favourite type of weather? 30. What are you currently looking forward to?
January 20, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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The abridged post
January 15, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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I could have told you for free that this guy is a killer. Just look at him. He screams lunatic.
A picture of a common Caucasian murder displayed next to a picture of his victims.
January 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
beardium.bsky.social
This is 46
A piece of paper with the number 46 scrawled on it.
January 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
beardium.bsky.social
This is the way
An alleged ICE vehicle set ablaze
January 10, 2026 at 1:57 PM
beardium.bsky.social
Meanwhile, on Twitter
Idiots on Twitter asking grok the name of the movie referenced in the original tweet Idiots on Twitter asking grok the name of the movie referenced in the original tweet Idiots on Twitter asking grok the name of the movie referenced in the original tweet Idiots on Twitter asking grok the name of the movie referenced in the original tweet
December 31, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Porking Ms. Piggy obviously
A picture of a question that says "What kind of funsies do you think Fonzie is into?"
December 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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A wood trivet that I made for my sister. It's still unfinished in this pic.
Round wood trivet with a large W with roses burned into the surface.
December 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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The sky was flirting with me yesterday evening.
The fading rays of a setting sun reflect off the river as seen by looking south from my back yard.
December 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Me when I wake up after a night of drinking and mouth open sleeping
Cillian Murphy shows off his beach ready body on the set of The Sound of Music.
December 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Merry Christmas, me hearties! Yarrr!
A blown glass ornament of a crocodile pirate Captain adorns a white flocked Christmas tree
December 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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When I ask AI what Joaquin Phoenix looks like.
December 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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I took this picture today, December 9th.
Dandelion blooms on a cold December day.
December 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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November 23rd, and we still have dandelions.
A lone dandelion stands among fallen leaves.
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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I'll use alt text when people start seeing my posts
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Me when I don't get a sweet treat after dinner
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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A little keepsake/candy/potpourri bowl thing I made earlier. I purchased the pewter lid.
November 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Silly little tree I made today.
November 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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On my android phone, the advertising privacy setting is one Other privacy setting screen. Just wanted to share in case anyone else had trouble finding it.
October 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM