BeatenDownBrian
@beatendownbrian.bsky.social
Poster of random things that make me happy and or chuckle. Mostly video games, my dog, my farm, video gamez, animals, old cars, and other shite.
Don't worry! He's pretty damn comfy... I think. It's hard to tell sometimes. 🤷
December 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Don't worry! He's pretty damn comfy... I think. It's hard to tell sometimes. 🤷
"So I heard ye all like side eye"
December 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"So I heard ye all like side eye"
Little Ollie is a farmer, so I'm more like to get mucky paws than fancy ones. 😆
December 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Little Ollie is a farmer, so I'm more like to get mucky paws than fancy ones. 😆
I think we have a similar issue. 😄
December 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I think we have a similar issue. 😄
Not his first time being one lol
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Not his first time being one lol
😂 Ollie does the exact same, but with paws up for dramatic effect lol.
December 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
😂 Ollie does the exact same, but with paws up for dramatic effect lol.
If you were wondering, no, it's not his first time being a meme template. 😂
December 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
If you were wondering, no, it's not his first time being a meme template. 😂
Caught him red handed sleeping on the job, and all HR had to say was "awww." 😤
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Caught him red handed sleeping on the job, and all HR had to say was "awww." 😤
🤣 Funnily, it actually is. There is a fecking pirate Xmas fm station running rn, and now all the national stations sound like this. (No, I have never cleaned this radio lol)
December 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
🤣 Funnily, it actually is. There is a fecking pirate Xmas fm station running rn, and now all the national stations sound like this. (No, I have never cleaned this radio lol)
Main suspects as of this moment. They are up to something, and I'm staying up here.
December 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Main suspects as of this moment. They are up to something, and I'm staying up here.
Woah! It's like Silent Hill here today!
No, seriously. I had to run over several homicidal nurses. There are wheelchairs everywhere, and I had to do a piano puzzle to start the milking machine. Please help me!
No, seriously. I had to run over several homicidal nurses. There are wheelchairs everywhere, and I had to do a piano puzzle to start the milking machine. Please help me!
December 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Woah! It's like Silent Hill here today!
No, seriously. I had to run over several homicidal nurses. There are wheelchairs everywhere, and I had to do a piano puzzle to start the milking machine. Please help me!
No, seriously. I had to run over several homicidal nurses. There are wheelchairs everywhere, and I had to do a piano puzzle to start the milking machine. Please help me!
This is why farmers get mad when people don't close the gates they open.
There goes my whole afternoon. 😤
There goes my whole afternoon. 😤
October 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This is why farmers get mad when people don't close the gates they open.
There goes my whole afternoon. 😤
There goes my whole afternoon. 😤
Saw this Cyrisler listed, and had flashbacks to doing these shitty Bentley "conversions." They weren't even close. 😂
Remember a customer fawning over his, and asking me what I thought, to which I replied "it looks like a Cryisler with a cheap plastic grill fitted." Didn't go down well. 😂
Remember a customer fawning over his, and asking me what I thought, to which I replied "it looks like a Cryisler with a cheap plastic grill fitted." Didn't go down well. 😂
October 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Saw this Cyrisler listed, and had flashbacks to doing these shitty Bentley "conversions." They weren't even close. 😂
Remember a customer fawning over his, and asking me what I thought, to which I replied "it looks like a Cryisler with a cheap plastic grill fitted." Didn't go down well. 😂
Remember a customer fawning over his, and asking me what I thought, to which I replied "it looks like a Cryisler with a cheap plastic grill fitted." Didn't go down well. 😂
Fair play to yer man that named these a Nine Hole Bar. Nailed it tbf.
September 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Fair play to yer man that named these a Nine Hole Bar. Nailed it tbf.
New shoes, new glasses, new hat, and a bit of bling, all in one week.
I know, I know. I spoil her, but she's worth it.
I know, I know. I spoil her, but she's worth it.
September 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
New shoes, new glasses, new hat, and a bit of bling, all in one week.
I know, I know. I spoil her, but she's worth it.
I know, I know. I spoil her, but she's worth it.
I presume he's gonna grow into these eyebrows? 😂
September 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I presume he's gonna grow into these eyebrows? 😂
Calves enjoying some treats.
Dude not the left does not believe in chewing. 😂
Dude not the left does not believe in chewing. 😂
September 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Calves enjoying some treats.
Dude not the left does not believe in chewing. 😂
Dude not the left does not believe in chewing. 😂
Don't know where they're going, but I want in.
September 4, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Don't know where they're going, but I want in.
Pov: You're a farmer, playing Oblivion as a mage. Running around with a magic wand, talking to cat people, but then you see round bales during medieval times and think "Bullshit! No way they had that tech."
August 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Pov: You're a farmer, playing Oblivion as a mage. Running around with a magic wand, talking to cat people, but then you see round bales during medieval times and think "Bullshit! No way they had that tech."
Long before there were grass tedders, farmers used Riverdance to spread out the grass.
August 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Long before there were grass tedders, farmers used Riverdance to spread out the grass.
This video is not actually sped up. It's just that Macklemore came on the radio. 🤷
July 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This video is not actually sped up. It's just that Macklemore came on the radio. 🤷
I've never seen calves less excited about getting out to grass for the first time.
Some chance of going viral with this lot. 😂
Some chance of going viral with this lot. 😂
July 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I've never seen calves less excited about getting out to grass for the first time.
Some chance of going viral with this lot. 😂
Some chance of going viral with this lot. 😂