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BeatenDownBrian
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Poster of random things that make me happy and or chuckle. Mostly video games, my dog, my farm, video gamez, animals, old cars, and other shite.
I say this not because I favour collies, but because I have worked with them all my life. No dog listens to you talk the way they do.

I used to say my last guy could do everything only talk back to me, and Ollie is nearly as bad now. Just picks up stuff I never teach him all the time.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Hey, don't fret. You're talking to the king of tipos!
December 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Oh yeah, those eyes are a dead giveaway. I'm guessing he's not short on stamina, and smart as all hell!
December 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Now that's jolly!
December 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I'm starting a go fund me to reimburse them!
December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
That smile! What a jolly little dude! Please pat that noodle.
December 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Don't worry! He's pretty damn comfy... I think. It's hard to tell sometimes. 🤷
December 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Yes sirs! Sorry sirs! Won't happen again sirs!
December 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Some will even do it when coming onto the tarmac, or worse, they freeze and won't budge lol.

They often do it with a small step too. Their depth perception makes it hard to distinguish the difference between an inch drop and a foot drop.
December 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Haha, I kid. It's all quiet for him this time of year. 😀
December 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Awww! Now that's what I call aging gracefully.
December 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
🤣 Who are you, his lawyer?
December 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Boy don't I know it. I could tell you stories about my last dog, and this lad is getting there now too. If something is out of place on the farm, I'm usually the second to find out. 😄
December 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It's me. I'm HR. 😄
December 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
What an elegant protector!

He's so similar to one of my childhood dogs. It's honestly like seeing her again. What breed is he?
December 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Now that's a snug doggo!

Mine is a pure bread collie. Yours definitely has some collie in them at the very least, but couldn't say if there's a mix tbh.
December 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Sure I'm only a stones throw from ya (Ireland.) Give that noodle a pat for me. The dog's not yours, unless you've been good too.
December 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Hey look, there's enough to be bummed about. Gotta relish the good vibes when they land at your doorstep. 😀
December 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Hey, give me back my... wait, he's here! 😄

It's been surprising how many are very similar patterns. Is yours a collie, or a mix?
December 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Aw yeah!
December 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"So I heard ye all like side eye"
December 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Little Ollie is a farmer, so I'm more like to get mucky paws than fancy ones. 😆
December 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I think we have a similar issue. 😄
December 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Even comes wrapped! 😍
December 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Not his first time being one lol
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM