Beau Baumann 🍎
@beaubaumann.bsky.social
Yale Law PhD candidate. Admin law/legislation/separation of powers/immigration. Article I extremist.
. . . Also, vintage menswear enthusiast . . .
. . . Also, vintage menswear enthusiast . . .
🎶 “And papa didn’t raise no scrub, no scrubs are coming from me, no no no” 🎶🎶🎶
January 25, 2026 at 2:59 PM
🎶 “And papa didn’t raise no scrub, no scrubs are coming from me, no no no” 🎶🎶🎶
Worst weather I’ve encountered! But you know, the dog walk was very doable :)
January 24, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Worst weather I’ve encountered! But you know, the dog walk was very doable :)
Thinking a lot about this line from Halt and Catch Fire whenever somebody brings up the First and Second Banks of the United States in UET land. Like . . . maybe they aren't the thing. They are just an example of a broader phenomenon that's much more consequential.
January 23, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Thinking a lot about this line from Halt and Catch Fire whenever somebody brings up the First and Second Banks of the United States in UET land. Like . . . maybe they aren't the thing. They are just an example of a broader phenomenon that's much more consequential.
I don’t think I was all *that* loud
January 21, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I don’t think I was all *that* loud
Me, three weeks in, still on social media.
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Me, three weeks in, still on social media.
J press likes to pay homage with some shirts and swag still
January 19, 2026 at 2:12 AM
J press likes to pay homage with some shirts and swag still
Uttered an audible “uh-oh” four words into the title
January 15, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Uttered an audible “uh-oh” four words into the title
Literally everything I care about in the American legal academy can talk in this register. It’s what sustains me.
January 15, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Literally everything I care about in the American legal academy can talk in this register. It’s what sustains me.
I give you Duel of the Fates through Harvey interpretive dance. Truly his best work yet.
January 13, 2026 at 12:25 PM
I give you Duel of the Fates through Harvey interpretive dance. Truly his best work yet.
1/ Selling this 42R Suitsupply Three-piece, Grey Chalk-stripped, Flannel Suit.
It’s like my favorite winter suit. Huge statement piece. Why I am selling? Well, I’ve been hitting the gym and my biceps/shoulders are about to hulk out of this thing. V sad. Help me find it a new home!
It’s like my favorite winter suit. Huge statement piece. Why I am selling? Well, I’ve been hitting the gym and my biceps/shoulders are about to hulk out of this thing. V sad. Help me find it a new home!
January 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
1/ Selling this 42R Suitsupply Three-piece, Grey Chalk-stripped, Flannel Suit.
It’s like my favorite winter suit. Huge statement piece. Why I am selling? Well, I’ve been hitting the gym and my biceps/shoulders are about to hulk out of this thing. V sad. Help me find it a new home!
It’s like my favorite winter suit. Huge statement piece. Why I am selling? Well, I’ve been hitting the gym and my biceps/shoulders are about to hulk out of this thing. V sad. Help me find it a new home!
I feel we need a word or label for this weird instinct on Madison’s part. “Sort of judicial”? No, that won’t work. @jedshug.bsky.social any help here?
January 7, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I feel we need a word or label for this weird instinct on Madison’s part. “Sort of judicial”? No, that won’t work. @jedshug.bsky.social any help here?
I don’t know, I think my usage is pretty straightforward
January 7, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I don’t know, I think my usage is pretty straightforward
Side note: the original thread is premised on a land of law with checks and a land of politics without them. That’s kind of classic. But on what viewed is politics not mediated by norms, precedents, and the internal demands of politics in a modern society?
January 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Side note: the original thread is premised on a land of law with checks and a land of politics without them. That’s kind of classic. But on what viewed is politics not mediated by norms, precedents, and the internal demands of politics in a modern society?
Woke up early to jog down magazine st. Realized that if I ever get to the point where I can’t walk down this street and have a good time, I need someone to take me out.
January 6, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Woke up early to jog down magazine st. Realized that if I ever get to the point where I can’t walk down this street and have a good time, I need someone to take me out.
The article is about the affect of the Trumpian opposition. According to Frum, we’re all too indecisive and mealy mouthed. By writing a tedious article about our indecision in the 24 yr aftermath of this event, Frum overemphasizes the short term performance of decisive opposition.
January 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
The article is about the affect of the Trumpian opposition. According to Frum, we’re all too indecisive and mealy mouthed. By writing a tedious article about our indecision in the 24 yr aftermath of this event, Frum overemphasizes the short term performance of decisive opposition.
I think it’s an article mostly dedicated to bitching about indecision from the Trump opposition from a Neocon of the “Mission Successful” school. And I think *that* reflexive search for a responsible opposition that doesn’t flinch at the neocon project is what everyone is responding to.
January 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I think it’s an article mostly dedicated to bitching about indecision from the Trump opposition from a Neocon of the “Mission Successful” school. And I think *that* reflexive search for a responsible opposition that doesn’t flinch at the neocon project is what everyone is responding to.
Some people are just impervious to any lessons history or common sense can offer us.
January 4, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Some people are just impervious to any lessons history or common sense can offer us.
Papa ain’t raising no scrub. This guy is going to make a future partner live the good life.
January 1, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Papa ain’t raising no scrub. This guy is going to make a future partner live the good life.
Cold enough in CT to pull out the Gorky Park fit
December 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Cold enough in CT to pull out the Gorky Park fit
When you and your homie have a few too many at the Christmas party.
December 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
When you and your homie have a few too many at the Christmas party.
Getting our walk on
December 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Getting our walk on
Had to throw on something quick to take care of kiddos. Ended up doing my best winterized version of Harrison Ford at Cannes.
December 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Had to throw on something quick to take care of kiddos. Ended up doing my best winterized version of Harrison Ford at Cannes.