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it's December 29, which means it's time for "this year in stupid: 2025 — part 1" — a three-part look back at an entire year’s worth of dumbfuckery.
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this year in stupid: 2025 — part 1
a three-part look back at an entire year’s worth of dumbfuckery
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December 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
it's December 29, which means it's time for "this year in stupid: 2025 — part 1" — a three-part look back at an entire year’s worth of dumbfuckery.
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Canucks prospect Gabriel Chiarot traded to OHL Kitchener for 8 draft picks
Canucks prospect Gabriel Chiarot traded to OHL Kitchener for 8 draft picks
Vancouver Canucks 2025 fifth-round NHL Draft pick Gabriel Chiarot is on the move in the Ontario Hockey League. And boy, did he bring back a significant return. Just hours before he was set to suit up for his now-former club, the Brampton Steelheads dealt Chiarot to the Kitchener Rangers in a blockbuster transaction. In…
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December 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Canucks prospect Gabriel Chiarot traded to OHL Kitchener for 8 draft picks
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NHL Notebook: Penguins acquire Yegor Chinakhov from Blue Jackets for Danton Heinen, two picks
NHL Notebook: Penguins acquire Yegor Chinakhov from Blue Jackets for Danton Heinen, two picks
A team trying to stay in the Stanley Cup Playoff hunt is taking a notable swing. On Monday, the Pittsburgh Penguins acquired forward Yegor Chinakhov from the Columbus Blue Jackets. In exchange, the Blue Jackets received two draft picks and former Vancouver Canucks forward Danton Heinen. Trade details: To #LetsGoPens:F Yegor Chinakhov To #CBJ:2026 STL…
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December 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
NHL Notebook: Penguins acquire Yegor Chinakhov from Blue Jackets for Danton Heinen, two picks
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Canucks Game Day: DeBrusk sits, Lankinen starts against Kraken in Seattle
Canucks Game Day: DeBrusk sits, Lankinen starts against Kraken in Seattle
The Vancouver Canucks (15-19-3) are looking to snap a two-game losing streak when they visit the suddenly surging Seattle Kraken (16-14-6) at Climate Pledge Arena. Puck drop is scheduled for 7pm. It’s the first of four meetings this season between the Pacific Northwest foes. What we know As announced after Sunday’s practice, Jake DeBrusk will…
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December 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Canucks Game Day: DeBrusk sits, Lankinen starts against Kraken in Seattle
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The JT Miller trade with the Rangers: Top 10 Canucks stories of 2025 – #3
The JT Miller trade with the Rangers: Top 10 Canucks stories of 2025 – #3
Welcome back to our annual series here at CanucksArmy, where we ring in the new year by looking back at the top 10 Vancouver Canucks news stories of the past calendar year. NUMBER 3: Canucks trade JT Miller to the New York Rangers It’s almost hard to believe that JT Miller and Quinn Hughes…
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December 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The JT Miller trade with the Rangers: Top 10 Canucks stories of 2025 – #3
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Researchers discover rare breed of Canadian tuxedo cat #DumbWeek
Researchers discover rare breed of Canadian tuxedo cat
GUELPH, ON – The scientific community celebrated a groundbreaking discovery this week, with researchers uncovering the existence of a Canadian tuxedo cat.
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December 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Researchers discover rare breed of Canadian tuxedo cat #DumbWeek
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Scenes from practice: Canucks shake up line combinations ahead of Monday’s game in Seattle
Scenes from practice: Canucks shake up line combinations ahead of Monday’s game in Seattle
The Vancouver Canucks will have a number of new looks to their forward ranks when they face the Kraken in Seattle on Monday. Following a listless 6-3 loss to San Jose on Saturday night, Adam Foote will be making veterans Jake DeBrusk and David Kampf healthy scratches. What we saw #Canucks at practice Sunday…
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December 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Scenes from practice: Canucks shake up line combinations ahead of Monday’s game in Seattle
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‘It’s embarrassing’: Canucks’ Jake DeBrusk reacts to upcoming healthy scratch
‘It’s embarrassing’: Canucks’ Jake DeBrusk reacts to upcoming healthy scratch
On Sunday, the Vancouver Canucks took to the ice at Rogers Arena for a practice after falling 6-3 to the San Jose Sharks the night before. We’ll go over line rushes and things of that nature in Scenes from Morning Skate in the coming hours, but there’s one major story that broke at today’s session that…
canucksarmy.com
December 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
‘It’s embarrassing’: Canucks’ Jake DeBrusk reacts to upcoming healthy scratch
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Ex-Canucks Ethan Bear and Danton Heinen placed on NHL waivers
Ex-Canucks Ethan Bear and Danton Heinen placed on NHL waivers
A couple of familiar faces are hitting the NHL waiver wire. On Sunday, former Vancouver Canucks defenceman Ethan Bear and forward Danton Heinen were placed on waivers, making them available to the other 31 teams in the NHL. If the two clear the wire on Monday afternoon, they’ll be eligible to report to their respective…
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December 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Ex-Canucks Ethan Bear and Danton Heinen placed on NHL waivers
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Wagner’s Weekly: Why are the Canucks scratching Nils Höglander?
Wagner’s Weekly: Why are the Canucks scratching Nils Höglander?
Heading into the 2025-26 season, it looked like Nils Höglander was going to play a significant role for the Vancouver Canucks. Höglander was looking to bounce back from a disappointing eight goals in 2024-25, and it looked like head coach Adam Foote was going to give him the opportunity to do so. He skated…
canucksarmy.com
December 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Wagner’s Weekly: Why are the Canucks scratching Nils Höglander?
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When Rick Tocchet announced he was leaving: Top 10 Canucks stories of 2025 – #4
When Rick Tocchet announced he was leaving: Top 10 Canucks stories of 2025 – #4
Welcome back to our annual series here at CanucksArmy, where we ring in the new year by looking back at the top 10 Vancouver Canucks news stories of the past calendar year. NUMBER 4: When Rick Tocchet announced he was leaving the Canucks It’s fitting that we’re highlighting this major Canucks story of 2025…
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December 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
When Rick Tocchet announced he was leaving: Top 10 Canucks stories of 2025 – #4
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The Statsies: Elias Pettersson returns, leads Canucks in xGF% in loss to Sharks
The Statsies: Elias Pettersson returns, leads Canucks in xGF% in loss to Sharks
And the tank rolls on. @TheStanchion #Canucks pic.twitter.com/0405vTEHcO — John Lyotier (@lyotier) December 28, 2025 The Vancouver Canucks dropped a 6-3 decision at home against the San Jose Sharks. By no means was it a complete blowout, but the Canucks did absolutely nothing to indicate they deserved to win this contest. There was just nothing…
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December 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The Statsies: Elias Pettersson returns, leads Canucks in xGF% in loss to Sharks
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here's today's post: "wishcasting our merry way to hell: how the press utterly failed us in 2025" — what the hell do they imagine they’re doing?
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wishcasting our merry way to hell: how the press utterly failed us in 2025
what the hell do they imagine they’re doing?
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December 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Canucks: Elias Pettersson discusses injury, Quinn Hughes trade, and more
Canucks: Elias Pettersson discusses injury, Quinn Hughes trade, and more
Elias Pettersson makes his return to the Vancouver Canucks‘ lineup tonight as they get set to take on the San Jose Sharks in both teams’ return to action following the NHL’s Christmas break. After Saturday’s morning skate, Pettersson met with reporters and confirmed that he’ll be back in the lineup for this evening’s game….
canucksarmy.com
December 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Canucks: Elias Pettersson discusses injury, Quinn Hughes trade, and more
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What the Canucks’ lines should look like with the new guys and when Pettersson returns?
What the Canucks’ lines should look like with the new guys and when Pettersson returns?
A lot has happened for the Vancouver Canucks since Elias Pettersson was last in the lineup. Pettersson last played on Friday, December 5, against the Utah Mammoth. He played 21:47 minutes, finishing with a minus-3 rating in the 4-1 loss. The Swede took warm-ups the following night ahead of the game against the Minnesota…
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December 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
What the Canucks’ lines should look like with the new guys and when Pettersson returns?
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ERIKA KIRK HAS A HEARTFELT MESSAGE OF HEALING FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON — "BUY MY BOOK!" — BECAUSE THE GRIFT NEVER ENDS. I COVER THAT AND ALL THE OTHER DUMBFUCKERY FROM THE PAST SEVEN DAYS IN MY "THIS WEEK IN STUPID" — THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO READING IT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4p9LfJv
December 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
ERIKA KIRK HAS A HEARTFELT MESSAGE OF HEALING FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON — "BUY MY BOOK!" — BECAUSE THE GRIFT NEVER ENDS. I COVER THAT AND ALL THE OTHER DUMBFUCKERY FROM THE PAST SEVEN DAYS IN MY "THIS WEEK IN STUPID" — THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO READING IT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4p9LfJv
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Brock Boeser details Allvin’s last-minute phone call that kept him in Vancouver: Top 10 Canucks stories of 2025 – #7
Brock Boeser details Allvin’s last-minute phone call that kept him in Vancouver: Top 10 Canucks stories of 2025 – #7
Welcome back to our annual series here at CanucksArmy, where we ring in the new year by looking back at the top 10 Vancouver Canucks news stories of the past calendar year. NUMBER 7: Brock Boeser details Allvin’s last-minute phone call that kept him in Vancouver It almost seemed like a guarantee that Brock…
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December 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Brock Boeser details Allvin’s last-minute phone call that kept him in Vancouver: Top 10 Canucks stories of 2025 – #7
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Canucks: Why Evander Kane’s trade value might be higher than you think
Canucks: Why Evander Kane’s trade value might be higher than you think
In a post-Hughes world, there’s a certain name we keep hearing at the centre of most Vancouver Canucks-related trade speculation. Rumour-mongers are saying “Sherwood” more than an inventory-taker at a hockey stick factory. They’re shouting “Kiefer” more than the director of 24 when his star hasn’t shown up to set yet. They’re more obsessed with…
canucksarmy.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Canucks: Why Evander Kane’s trade value might be higher than you think
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When Rick Tocchet was brutally honest about JT Miller’s poor play: Top 10 Canucks stories of 2025 – #6
When Rick Tocchet was brutally honest about JT Miller’s poor play: Top 10 Canucks stories of 2025 – #6
Welcome back to our annual series here at CanucksArmy, where we ring in the new year by looking back at the top 10 Vancouver Canucks news stories of the past calendar year. NUMBER 6: When Rick Tocchet was brutally honest about JT Miller’s poor play It’s almost hard to remember that JT Miller and…
canucksarmy.com
December 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
When Rick Tocchet was brutally honest about JT Miller’s poor play: Top 10 Canucks stories of 2025 – #6
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here's today's post: "Merry Christmas!" — have a great day, everyone.
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Merry Christmas!
have a great day, everyone
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December 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
here's today's post: "Merry Christmas!" — have a great day, everyone.
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Canucks Christmas Wishlist: For Marco Rossi to solve the centre depth issues
Canucks Christmas Wishlist: For Marco Rossi to solve the centre depth issues
When the Vancouver Canucks shocked the hockey world and dealt Quinn Hughes to the Minnesota Wild in a blockbuster trade, one of the positions the team was hoping to fill was the second-line centre position. Ever since the team traded JT Miller, it’s been a position they have been actively trying to fill via both…
canucksarmy.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Canucks Christmas Wishlist: For Marco Rossi to solve the centre depth issues
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When the Canucks drafted Braeden Cootes: Top 10 Canucks stories of 2025 – #8
When the Canucks drafted Braeden Cootes: Top 10 Canucks stories of 2025 – #8
Welcome back to our annual series here at CanucksArmy, where we ring in the new year by looking back at the top 10 Vancouver Canucks news stories of the past calendar year. NUMBER 8: Canucks select Braeden Cootes with 15th overall pick of 2025 NHL Draft Team Canada forward Braeden Cootes. That’s got a…
canucksarmy.com
December 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
When the Canucks drafted Braeden Cootes: Top 10 Canucks stories of 2025 – #8
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When Rutherford hinted at trading for Jack and Luke Hughes to keep Quinn in Vancouver: Top 10 Canucks stories of 2025 – #9
When Rutherford hinted at trading for Jack and Luke Hughes to keep Quinn in Vancouver: Top 10 Canucks stories of 2025 – #9
Welcome to our annual series here at CanucksArmy, where we ring in the new year by looking back at the top 10 Vancouver Canucks news stories of the past calendar year. NUMBER 9: Jim Rutherford hints at Canucks trading for Jack and Luke Hughes to help keep Quinn in Vancouver If there’s anyone who…
canucksarmy.com
December 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
When Rutherford hinted at trading for Jack and Luke Hughes to keep Quinn in Vancouver: Top 10 Canucks stories of 2025 – #9
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here's today's post: "is the DOJ creating bogus Dead Pedo Bestie Files in order to protect Dear Leader?" — what the fuck is going on?
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is the DOJ creating bogus Dead Pedo Bestie Files in order to protect Dear Leader?
what the fuck is going on?
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December 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Canucks Christmas Wishlist: Trade for more draft picks
Canucks Christmas Wishlist: Trade for more draft picks
The Vancouver Canucks have been winning games since the Quinn Hughes trade, and Jim Rutherford uttered the forbidden word “rebuild.” The hope is that they don’t use this recent road trip as an excuse to rush the process and believe they’re closer to competing than they actually are. In the past, the Canucks have…
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December 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Canucks Christmas Wishlist: Trade for more draft picks