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Bertrand Jouvray @bebjouvray.bsky.social · 18h

Avec @patricksarrea.bsky.social au fond !

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Julien Briault 🩷💿💜 @jbriault.fr · 3d

Je lance une bouteille à la mer ...

Les @restosducoeur 💞cherchent beaucoup d’ordinateurs portables et tiny (Linux friendly 🐧). Si votre entreprise a du stock dormant ou autre, ça nous aiderait beaucoup !

Repost apprécié :)🫶🏻

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Bertrand Jouvray @bebjouvray.bsky.social · 9d

Le mec a fait une enquête phénoménale et doit encore batailler pour se justifier dans tous les médias, c'est délirant.

Marcel @marcelaiphan.bsky.social · 9d

Je préfère écouter les gens qui connaissent le dossier, c’est bien plus intéressant.

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Bertrand Jouvray @bebjouvray.bsky.social · 9d

Incroyable! Un homme a beaucoup d'argent et s'achète plein de trucs!

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Bertrand Jouvray @bebjouvray.bsky.social · 13d

Ha ha tu es un monstre!

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Bertrand Jouvray @bebjouvray.bsky.social · 13d

Ha ha merci mais elle a déjà plus de 2 ans (mais j'en peux plus des biberons)

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Bertrand Jouvray @bebjouvray.bsky.social · 13d

J'offre mon idée révolutionnaire à tous les fabriquants de biberons: écrire les mesures en TRES GROS CARACTÈRES sur la bouteille, histoire de faciliter la tâche des parents quand il est trop tôt le matin

a man in a plaid shirt and tie has a badge around his neck

ALT: a man in a plaid shirt and tie has a badge around his neck

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The Onion @theonion.com · 15d

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

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Bertrand Jouvray @bebjouvray.bsky.social · 19d

Sa fait réfléchire... ...

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Nico Prat @nicoprat.bsky.social · 20d

www.goutemesdisques.com/news/article...

Portishead s'est reformé pour la Palestine | Goûte Mes Disques

Avec le départ de Geoff Barrow du groupe Beak>, les spéculations allaient bon train sur un retour aux affaires de Portishead. On y est. Enfin,...

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C Ce Soir @ccesoir.bsky.social · 20d

« Quand on entend le discours du Medef, on croit être en 1788. »

samuelhayat.bsky.social Politologue

La suite :
⏰ 22h40 sur france·tv
➡️https://bit.ly/RapportdeForce
🎧en podcast

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Rom Mollet 😶 @rommollet.bsky.social · 21d

Actuellement atterré par le 20H de France 2, c'est absolument flippant comme tonalité, dans leurs choix de sujets, leurs choix de montage.

On se croirait dans Robocop, vive l'État policier.

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Bertrand Jouvray @bebjouvray.bsky.social · 23d

Le Sortilège de Maltrochu, Peyo, 1970

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26d

man they really didn't give a shit about that guy. as soon as it was clear they couldn't use his death to launch a purge they started to treat it like a nothingburger

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26d

Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?

TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.

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Bertrand Jouvray @bebjouvray.bsky.social · Sep 9

Elle assure grave

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Olivier Jouvray @olivierjouvray.bsky.social · Sep 5

On lance un nouveau festival : "La mécanique de l'info" le 20 septembre prochain, au Collège Graphique (Lyon 01).
Une collaboration avec Mediacités, Rue89Lyon, We Report, Fonds pour une Presse Libre et c'est un festival gratuit.

Le programme et les inscriptions ici : www.lamecaniquedelinfo.fr

La mécanique de l’info

Le 20 septembre 2025Au Collège Graphique13 rue de Flesselles 69001LYON ©Angèle Galland – Épicerie Séquentielle Le 20 septembre 2025, l’Épicerie Séquentielle, Médiacités, Rue89 Lyon, We Report…

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Bertrand Jouvray @bebjouvray.bsky.social · Sep 3

Ok y aura une illustration de Moebius sur une carte de l'extension Spiderman de Magic: il me la faut 😍
cc @joehume.bsky.social

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Jordan Maison @jordanmaison.com · Sep 1

RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.

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Bertrand Jouvray @bebjouvray.bsky.social · Sep 2

Oui, le fameux meme de Spiderman fera bien son apparition sous forme de carte dans la prochaine extension de Magic The Gathering qui lui sera consacrée! 🕷
#mtg

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Bertrand Jouvray @bebjouvray.bsky.social · Aug 29

Épisodes courts, ça passe tout seul (et surtout les séries drôles se font rares)

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Bertrand Jouvray @bebjouvray.bsky.social · Aug 29

Platonic S02E05 "Jeopardy"
👇 La scène avec ce type est tellement drôle j'ai envie de la revoir 10 fois

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · Aug 26

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · Aug 26

National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC

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Bertrand Jouvray @bebjouvray.bsky.social · Aug 24

Un lave-linge en édition limitée qui joue "So Fresh, so clean" d'Outkast en fin de cycle de lavage, c'est absolument parfait.

Baller Alert @balleralert.com · Aug 24

Ballerific Collabs: Big Boi Drops Whirlpool Washing Machine That Plays Outkast’s “So Fresh, So Clean” [Video]

Big Boi is taking Outkast’s hit, “So Fresh, So Clean,” into the washing business. Video The Atlanta rap star has teamed up with Whirlpool for a one-of-a-kind collaboration that puts […] The post Ballerific Collabs: Big Boi Drops Whirlpool Washing Machine That Plays Outkast’s “So Fresh, So Clean” [Video] appeared first on Baller Alert.

dlvr.it

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Jess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · Aug 22

Trump doesn't seem to see that some people are still immune to his threats.

Jack White criticized Trump's Oval Office decor. The White House then called White a "washed-up, has-been loser... masquerading as a real artist." And White, undeterred, posted an absolutely blistering takedown in response.

officialjackwhite
"Jack White is a washed up, has-been loser posting drivel on social media because he clearly has ample time on his hands due to his stalled career," wrote Cheung. "It's apparent he's been masquerading as a real artist, because he fails to appreciate, and quite frankly disrespects, the splendor and significance of the Oval Office inside of The People's House."--White House Communications Director Steven Cheung

Listen, I'm an artist and not a politician so I'm in no need to give my answer or opinion on
anything if I'm not inspired or compelled, but how funny that it wasn't me calling out trump's
blatant fascist manipulation of government, his gestapo ICE tactics, his racist remarks about
Latinos, Native Americans, etc. his ridiculous "wall" construction, his attacks on the disabled
his attempted coup and mob insurrection and destruction of the sacred halls of congress,
his disparaging sexist and pedophilic remarks about women, his obvious attempts at
distraction about being a close personal friend of Jeffrey Epstein and his inclusion in the
Epstein files, his ignorance of the dying children in Sudan, Gaza, and the Democratic
Republic of the Congo, his lack of empathy for military veterans and those struggling with
poverty, his attempts to dismantle healthcare, his obvious wimpy and pathetic kowtowing
to the dictators Putin and Kim Jong Un, his nazi like rallies, his attempts to sell merchandise
and products like Goya beans through the office of the President, his fake "gunshot to the ear"
that he showed no medical records or photographs of his constant, constant lying to the American people, etc. etc. No, it wasn't me calling out any of that, it was the fucking DECOR OF THE OVAL OFFICE remarks I made that got them to respond with insults.
How petty and pathetic and thin skinned could this administration get? Masquerading as a
real artist? Thank you for giving me my tombstone engraving! Well here's my opinion,
trump is masquerading as a human being.

officialjackwhite
He's masquerading as a christian, as a leader, as a person with actual empathy.
He's been masquerading as a businessman for decades as nothing he's involved in
has prospered except by using other people's money to find loophole after loophole and grift after grift. His staff of professional liar toadies like Steven Cheung
and Karoline Leavitt have been covering up and masking his fascism as patriotism and
"ample time on
at golf than
helping ANYONE in the country. Improve. Anything. There
progress with him, only
smoke and mirrors and tax breaks for the ultra wealthy. So maga folk, enjoy your
concrete paving over of the rose garden, your 200 million dollar ballroom in the White House, and your gaudy ass gold spray painted trinkets from Home Depot, cause he ain't spending any
money agenda. on helping YOU unless you fit into his white supremascist country club rich idiot.
No intelligent person can defend this
low life fascist. This bankrupter of casinos. This failed seller of trump steaks, trump vodka,
trump water, etc. This man and his goon squad have failed upwards for decades and have
fleeced the American people over and over. This professional golf cheat, this grifter who
has hundreds of thousands of deaths from his inaction of the pandemic on his hands,
this man that the majority of the country somehow were fooled into supporting and
voting into office (through the flawed electoral college) and their love of reality
television stars. Being insulted by the actual White House that this particular conman
leads is a badge of honor to me, because anyone who trump supports and likes is a villain
who gives nothing to their fellow man, only takes what can benefit themselves.
And no I'm not a Democrat either, I'm a human being raised in Detroit, I'm an artist who's
owned his own businesses like his own upholstery shop and recording label since he
was 21 years old who has enough street sense to know when a 3 card monte dealer is a
cheap grifter and a thief.

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Bertrand Jouvray @bebjouvray.bsky.social · Aug 21

On n'arrête pas de se vanter d'être la ville la plus visitée au monde, mais ça se plaint dès que les cars de touristes se garent en bas de chez soi 🤗

Chloé Woitier @chloew.bsky.social · Aug 20

Venez dans le 20e (marche aussi avec le 19/17/15/14/13/12e...), on est peinard côté touristes (et pourtant on a le Père Lachaise)

www.lefigaro.fr/conjoncture/...

«Paris est devenue la ville des touristes, plus des Parisiens» : le fléau du surtourisme menace la capitale française

DÉCRYPTAGE - Des quartiers se transforment pour attirer toujours plus de visiteurs, au grand dam des habitants, qui manifestent leur ras-le-bol. «Paris et sa première couronne ne seront pas en capacit...

www.lefigaro.fr

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