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Don't you know the meaning of propriety?
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November 7, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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October 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
@mikemuncer.bsky.social Just doing my homework before I dive into the podcast!
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Watch every Carry On film all at once - a very silly bonus Easter random
YouTube video by Doctor Random
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September 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Farage flees the hearing right ahead of Goldman's questioning
September 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Rep. Jamie Raskin tears into Nigel Farage as a "far-right pro-Putin politician" and a "Donald Trump sycophant and wannabe".
September 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
@mikemuncer.bsky.social Excited for the Carry On pod, hoping you'll include this forgotten gem from the series!
Carry On in Midsommar (1969)

Hilarious hijinks ensue when the Carry On crew go on holiday to a Swedish pagan commune. While Sid gets his leg over with some naughty Nordics, Kenneth Williams gets his face sawn off, and Jim Dale is burned alive in a hollowed-out Bernard Bresslaw.
August 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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In a previous life, Keir Starmer was in some '70s sitcom playing the role of a dithering, indecisive vicar faffing about on a bicycle.
August 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
More May Day shenanigans.
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May 1, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Spring Print Offer!
Get 20% off all individual prints until Monday.
Use code SPRING20 at the checkout
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March 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Tonight at 10, it’s the delightful, comedic spin-off of The Prisoner, BE SEEING YOU
December 16, 2024 at 12:12 AM
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I’m only a failure by human standards. if I was a children’s book badger in an apron I’d be like “whoa this house is massive, and I own so many cheeses and jams.”
December 5, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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Darkness was already closing in. There was a kind of glare in the evil heaven.
November 28, 2024 at 5:07 PM
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How does Mr Miyagi eat his Babybel?
November 19, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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Carry On in Midsommar (1969)

Hilarious hijinks ensue when the Carry On crew go on holiday to a Swedish pagan commune. While Sid gets his leg over with some naughty Nordics, Kenneth Williams gets his face sawn off, and Jim Dale is burned alive in a hollowed-out Bernard Bresslaw.
November 15, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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Werner Herzog's The Snowman (1982)

"We are not walking in the air but plunging towards terra firma like a parachutist who took the instructor's wife as a mistress. Little boy, here is your lesson in entropy: love gives life. But time destroys all. Your only friend is a puddle."
November 15, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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Werner Herzog's Love Actually (2003)

"These moronic individuals tremble like fawns in vicious mantraps of their own making, senselessly screaming into the unutterable void. It would be a mercy to shoot them in the head, yet one feels on some level they would actually enjoy it."
November 15, 2024 at 11:11 PM
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Werner Herzog's Dumbo (2002)

"When one gazes upon the ears of this pathetic creature one grasps how unforgiving and even terrible mother nature is to withhold from the wretched pachyderm the knowledge that its appalling disfigurement is simultaneously the key to its salvation."
November 15, 2024 at 11:05 PM
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My Dinner With Peter Andre (1995)

Playwright Wallace Shawn joins the singer-songwriter for dinner and negligible philosophy, in Louis Malle's arthouse smash. Awkward silences ensue, before Andre saves the day with an impromptu rendition of Mysterious Girl on the spoons.
November 15, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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The Oh, Men (1976)

A demonic little boy grows up to destroy the United Kingdom, in this classic Brit horror.
November 15, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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Un Homme Une Femme Un Café Une Cigarette (1963)

Jean-Paul Belmondo and Anna Karina smoke at one another in a Parisian café while filling ashtray after ashtray with lustily sucked Gitanes until they're both engulfed in an immense grey cloud that completely obscures the screen.
November 15, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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I, Daniel Dyer (2016)

"Bollocks! You can't make me work like a mug in a scrapyard with my dicky ticker, just cos I ain't got a Scooby how to fill out the DWP's forms. Now uphold my appeal before I kark it in a fucking bog, you cunt."
November 15, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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Joy Division in Summer Holiday (1980)

Hooky, Bernie, Stevie and Ian pile into a customised double decker and head for the Unknown Pleasure Beach in this joyful youth musical. While Hooky has a punchup with a chip shop owner, Ian befriends a seaside donkey, and sings his Top 10 hit 'Shattered Mule.'
November 16, 2024 at 12:11 AM
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The Realistically Middle-Aged Indiana Jones Chronicles (1992)

Indy's back - but is his back up to it? Never mind rope-bridges, it's a trial just getting out of an armchair without muttering "oof!" "Ha ha, you always farting, Doctor Jones!" says Short Round.
November 16, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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What the husband @mjowen174.bsky.social says is true.
It’s been a bit quiet in my shop lately.
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A repost would be lovely too.
November 14, 2024 at 1:03 PM
@mikemuncer.bsky.social Thought you might like to follow ....

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November 7, 2024 at 7:07 PM