Juniper Mars (shuppy mode)
@bebopally.bsky.social
46 year old zoomer. Unemployable. Former tiktok expert. current bluesky boomer. Please accept my writing submissions
type of shit your mom sends you on instagram after verbally abusing you for being a tranny
December 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
type of shit your mom sends you on instagram after verbally abusing you for being a tranny
there has been a grave misjudgment
December 7, 2025 at 10:49 AM
there has been a grave misjudgment
if this asshole shows up one more time
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 AM
if this asshole shows up one more time
when the cocojoey hits
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
when the cocojoey hits
pls buy my milwaukee bulk star
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
pls buy my milwaukee bulk star
the 9-5 shift before kirby
November 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
the 9-5 shift before kirby
not falling for it!
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 AM
not falling for it!
pls provide a trigger warning before talking about madame bovary..... unlike taylor, some of us have actually had to read old books
October 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
pls provide a trigger warning before talking about madame bovary..... unlike taylor, some of us have actually had to read old books
thank you for reminding me
October 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
thank you for reminding me
this is just a general tummy problems issue.. dickens referenced it in a christmas carol (source: google images)
October 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
this is just a general tummy problems issue.. dickens referenced it in a christmas carol (source: google images)
the movie BAD PEDOPHILE from @theonion.com made me transgender, which i didn’t even know was possible but here we are
October 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
the movie BAD PEDOPHILE from @theonion.com made me transgender, which i didn’t even know was possible but here we are
i call this one the suicide prevention hotline because it cost me $9.88 and will has a slight chance of worsening my material conditions if i’m not careful
September 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
i call this one the suicide prevention hotline because it cost me $9.88 and will has a slight chance of worsening my material conditions if i’m not careful
y'know.... i forgot about that lil thang
September 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
y'know.... i forgot about that lil thang
all the libs in my family are posting about gun control on instagram
September 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
all the libs in my family are posting about gun control on instagram
the google doc will happen one of these days and it’s gonna be so annoying
August 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
the google doc will happen one of these days and it’s gonna be so annoying
rewatching the doug walker commercials series with roger and he keeps making rape jokes
August 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
rewatching the doug walker commercials series with roger and he keeps making rape jokes
they got the heat at arundel mills
August 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
they got the heat at arundel mills
he stands like he’s 40
July 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
he stands like he’s 40
life is a fucking prison
July 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
life is a fucking prison
watched the nintendo direct while waiting for my flight
July 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
watched the nintendo direct while waiting for my flight