Juniper Mars (shuppy mode)
@bebopally.bsky.social
46 year old zoomer. Unemployable. Former tiktok expert. current bluesky boomer. Please accept my writing submissions
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type of shit your mom sends you on instagram after verbally abusing you for being a tranny
December 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
type of shit your mom sends you on instagram after verbally abusing you for being a tranny
it’s insane that vivziepop somehow found a broadway star who sounds exactly like my friend michael
December 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
it’s insane that vivziepop somehow found a broadway star who sounds exactly like my friend michael
there has been a grave misjudgment
December 7, 2025 at 10:49 AM
there has been a grave misjudgment
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likely place for samus to explore
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
likely place for samus to explore
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I got my dick sucked at hundreds of beavers
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I got my dick sucked at hundreds of beavers
cruising at the hundreds of beavers midnight showing
December 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
cruising at the hundreds of beavers midnight showing
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under my woke socialist empire, we will enforce mandatory free schooling for as long as it takes for you to get a useless bachelors degree. i don’t care if it takes the entire military budget— analyze the poems or die
we need to start stigmatizing being degreeless to some extent because why the fuck are you allowed to turn the entire news cycle into a betting racket and also ruin the data sourcing in said newscasts forever when you couldn't be bothered to do gen ed english 101
Shayne Coplan dropped out of college his freshman year. When COVID hit, he started building Polymarket, an online prediction market. cbsn.ws/4ooJSGk
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
under my woke socialist empire, we will enforce mandatory free schooling for as long as it takes for you to get a useless bachelors degree. i don’t care if it takes the entire military budget— analyze the poems or die
we need to start stigmatizing being degreeless to some extent because why the fuck are you allowed to turn the entire news cycle into a betting racket and also ruin the data sourcing in said newscasts forever when you couldn't be bothered to do gen ed english 101
Shayne Coplan dropped out of college his freshman year. When COVID hit, he started building Polymarket, an online prediction market. cbsn.ws/4ooJSGk
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 AM
we need to start stigmatizing being degreeless to some extent because why the fuck are you allowed to turn the entire news cycle into a betting racket and also ruin the data sourcing in said newscasts forever when you couldn't be bothered to do gen ed english 101
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kinda annoying that despite having more information on me than the IRS, youtube can't recommend me a good video without it being from some dude with weirdo politics
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 AM
kinda annoying that despite having more information on me than the IRS, youtube can't recommend me a good video without it being from some dude with weirdo politics
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Seasons Greetings And Best Winter Wishes. 🦌🎄❄️
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Seasons Greetings And Best Winter Wishes. 🦌🎄❄️
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the insanity that happens to you when u r housebound disabled is rly terrible i understand now how people become internet villains who just argue w people all day it just makes u insane
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
the insanity that happens to you when u r housebound disabled is rly terrible i understand now how people become internet villains who just argue w people all day it just makes u insane
a cis in the hand is better than a repper in the bush
November 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
a cis in the hand is better than a repper in the bush
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has anyone noticed that TERFs always talk like aliens
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
has anyone noticed that TERFs always talk like aliens
lowkey i might just start exploding for fun
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
lowkey i might just start exploding for fun
when the cocojoey hits
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
when the cocojoey hits
pls buy my milwaukee bulk star
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
pls buy my milwaukee bulk star
spud is a good dog name
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
spud is a good dog name
the 9-5 shift before kirby
November 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
the 9-5 shift before kirby