Juniper Mars (shuppy mode)
@bebopally.bsky.social
46 year old zoomer. Unemployable. Former tiktok expert. current bluesky boomer. Please accept my writing submissions
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lowkenuinely
December 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
lowkenuinely
how it feels listening to my parents complain about how my 80 y/o widower grandpa is hoeing out with his girl of the week when i lowkirkenuinely have receipts of my gay nonmonogamous lifestyle sitting in my phone 2 feet away from me
December 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
how it feels listening to my parents complain about how my 80 y/o widower grandpa is hoeing out with his girl of the week when i lowkirkenuinely have receipts of my gay nonmonogamous lifestyle sitting in my phone 2 feet away from me
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my doctor told me to stop using the shared polycule needle because i have a stepsis ????
December 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
my doctor told me to stop using the shared polycule needle because i have a stepsis ????
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there's too many trans girls named June we have to start adding extra U's for each one
December 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
there's too many trans girls named June we have to start adding extra U's for each one
if i had unlimited money i would commission artists to make insanely intricate pluribus fanart so i could edit this song over it to make a hype moments and aura video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaGv...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaGv...
People Are Strange (from "Pluribus")
YouTube video by Kit Sebastian - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
if i had unlimited money i would commission artists to make insanely intricate pluribus fanart so i could edit this song over it to make a hype moments and aura video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaGv...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaGv...
dih in a box
December 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
dih in a box
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thanks newsom
Alabama rep cites Gavin Newson's vote to out trans kids to parents as precedent that the federal government should follow
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
thanks newsom
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I haven’t seen any of TADC so I don’t know what’s going on in the story right now beyond fan art I’ve seen…so let me know whenever they canonically put that purple rabbit on estrogen
December 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I haven’t seen any of TADC so I don’t know what’s going on in the story right now beyond fan art I’ve seen…so let me know whenever they canonically put that purple rabbit on estrogen
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Been loving #unbeatable, had to make a model!
December 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Been loving #unbeatable, had to make a model!
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there's a lot we're planning and a lot i can't talk about regarding that but i promise you there will be more beatball. i love making and mapping beatball tracks, and if unbeatable suddenly stopped selling copies tomorrow i would still probably end up making like ten more of them over time
December 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
there's a lot we're planning and a lot i can't talk about regarding that but i promise you there will be more beatball. i love making and mapping beatball tracks, and if unbeatable suddenly stopped selling copies tomorrow i would still probably end up making like ten more of them over time
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stardew scribbles
i wanna go back and marry sebastian for the 400th time ...
i wanna go back and marry sebastian for the 400th time ...
December 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
stardew scribbles
i wanna go back and marry sebastian for the 400th time ...
i wanna go back and marry sebastian for the 400th time ...
i have like 15 more clitoris jokes would anyone like to hear them
December 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
i have like 15 more clitoris jokes would anyone like to hear them
i’m lowkey decolonizing my masturbation habits with how i decenter western beauty standards when i flick my bean
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
i’m lowkey decolonizing my masturbation habits with how i decenter western beauty standards when i flick my bean
land acknowledgment b4 flicking the bean
December 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
land acknowledgment b4 flicking the bean
flicking my bean wokely
December 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
flicking my bean wokely
pluribus’ first season is actually faster paced than both breaking bad and BCS but the anti woke brigade won’t hear any of that
December 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
pluribus’ first season is actually faster paced than both breaking bad and BCS but the anti woke brigade won’t hear any of that
that one friend who dont play about bradley the badger
December 12, 2025 at 6:39 AM
that one friend who dont play about bradley the badger
mfw month 2 of chronic, work induced chronic pain
December 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
mfw month 2 of chronic, work induced chronic pain
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it’s insane that vivziepop somehow found a broadway star who sounds exactly like my friend michael
December 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
it’s insane that vivziepop somehow found a broadway star who sounds exactly like my friend michael
there has been a grave misjudgment
December 7, 2025 at 10:49 AM
there has been a grave misjudgment
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likely place for samus to explore
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
likely place for samus to explore
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I got my dick sucked at hundreds of beavers
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I got my dick sucked at hundreds of beavers