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•Ry | they/them•
•queer, parent, commie, music, herpetology, cats, DIY everything, native plants, glass house, white ferrari, live for new year's eve•
www.last.fm/user/dream_a_fever
•queer, parent, commie, music, herpetology, cats, DIY everything, native plants, glass house, white ferrari, live for new year's eve•
www.last.fm/user/dream_a_fever
chat, I accidentally let my modern baseball/slaughter beach, dog playlist play all night bc I was so sleepy.
the best part is somehow the volume was on a little so Jake Ewald & co were whispering in my partner and my ears all night.
I probably had some weird ass dreams I'll remember later.
the best part is somehow the volume was on a little so Jake Ewald & co were whispering in my partner and my ears all night.
I probably had some weird ass dreams I'll remember later.
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
chat, I accidentally let my modern baseball/slaughter beach, dog playlist play all night bc I was so sleepy.
the best part is somehow the volume was on a little so Jake Ewald & co were whispering in my partner and my ears all night.
I probably had some weird ass dreams I'll remember later.
the best part is somehow the volume was on a little so Jake Ewald & co were whispering in my partner and my ears all night.
I probably had some weird ass dreams I'll remember later.
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HI INTERNET
hate that I need to do this, but calling in my community to help me out!
Square freezing my account and holding my funds was the straw that broke the camels back, tbh. Here’s An incredibly long block of text, but all provides transparency and context behind this
hate that I need to do this, but calling in my community to help me out!
Square freezing my account and holding my funds was the straw that broke the camels back, tbh. Here’s An incredibly long block of text, but all provides transparency and context behind this
December 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
HI INTERNET
hate that I need to do this, but calling in my community to help me out!
Square freezing my account and holding my funds was the straw that broke the camels back, tbh. Here’s An incredibly long block of text, but all provides transparency and context behind this
hate that I need to do this, but calling in my community to help me out!
Square freezing my account and holding my funds was the straw that broke the camels back, tbh. Here’s An incredibly long block of text, but all provides transparency and context behind this
friday 5x5: emotional baby boy, emotional man edition
December 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
friday 5x5: emotional baby boy, emotional man edition
I've never had a TikTok ad as persistent as the ones I'm getting for these waterproof mattress protectors. I keep saying I'm not interested and yet...another one. and another. and another. they always have a half naked person getting water sprayed or dumped on them. they won't go away.
December 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I've never had a TikTok ad as persistent as the ones I'm getting for these waterproof mattress protectors. I keep saying I'm not interested and yet...another one. and another. and another. they always have a half naked person getting water sprayed or dumped on them. they won't go away.
weekly 5x5: 20/25 are Tigers Jaw edition
December 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
weekly 5x5: 20/25 are Tigers Jaw edition
back on my "scaring away the hoes" bullshit (listening to my chronological order Tigers Jaw playlist all day through the Bluetooth speakers at work because I'm alone all day & no one can stop me)
December 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
back on my "scaring away the hoes" bullshit (listening to my chronological order Tigers Jaw playlist all day through the Bluetooth speakers at work because I'm alone all day & no one can stop me)
back on my JAW bullshit (listening to JAWbreaker, tigers JAW, and John-Allison Weiss (J.A.W.))
December 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
back on my JAW bullshit (listening to JAWbreaker, tigers JAW, and John-Allison Weiss (J.A.W.))
"friday" 5x5: winter is coming edition
December 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"friday" 5x5: winter is coming edition
releasing the hounds (taking my binder off after exceeding the maximum daily wearing recommendation)
December 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
releasing the hounds (taking my binder off after exceeding the maximum daily wearing recommendation)
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HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
friday 5x5: lord keep my life in tune editon
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
friday 5x5: lord keep my life in tune editon
somebody's gotta take the mic away from Max Bemis and slip him his SSRIs in a slice of american cheese like a dog
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
somebody's gotta take the mic away from Max Bemis and slip him his SSRIs in a slice of american cheese like a dog
they will never make me like you, AI
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
they will never make me like you, AI
i know my loyal skeeters have missed my last fm 5x5s. fret not, babies, i'm still on my modern baseball and lucy dacus bs
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
i know my loyal skeeters have missed my last fm 5x5s. fret not, babies, i'm still on my modern baseball and lucy dacus bs
when modern baseball said "sharp as a tack, but in the sense that you're not smart, just a prick in my finger or my toe", I felt that
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
when modern baseball said "sharp as a tack, but in the sense that you're not smart, just a prick in my finger or my toe", I felt that
starting and ending my pisskink playlist with Friends of P. by The Rentals
November 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
starting and ending my pisskink playlist with Friends of P. by The Rentals
sharing beer with my dog again (letting her lick condensation off the bottom of the can so she feels included)
October 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
sharing beer with my dog again (letting her lick condensation off the bottom of the can so she feels included)
I wish I could see who has my playlists saved on Spotify so I could give them un pequeño beso en la frente
October 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I wish I could see who has my playlists saved on Spotify so I could give them un pequeño beso en la frente
friday 5x5: horse meat edition
October 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
friday 5x5: horse meat edition
a Pepper Ann reboot for libertarians called Prepper Ayn Rand
October 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
a Pepper Ann reboot for libertarians called Prepper Ayn Rand
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It takes 30 days to grow a radish. Also 2/3 of the country is already in or entering winter.
On Threads, the usual suspects are telling ppl about to lose SNAP benefits to just start a garden. As a gardener, I had to laugh. You need at LEAST an acre of land to feed a family of 4. Start-up costs are enormous. But yes, subsistence farming on the balcony of your rental apartment is the answer
October 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It takes 30 days to grow a radish. Also 2/3 of the country is already in or entering winter.
friday 5x5: a day late and a buck short edition
October 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
friday 5x5: a day late and a buck short edition
furious bc my sources tell me he bought the entire stock of this shade? the one I was going to buy? what are the fn odds.
October 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
furious bc my sources tell me he bought the entire stock of this shade? the one I was going to buy? what are the fn odds.
