Rebecca Turner
@becsturner.bsky.social
Law talkin gal, data nerd, bookworm.
📍Alexandria, VA
📍Alexandria, VA
ALX friends, if you were going to go nuts ordering something decadent for delivery what would you get? This skeet brought to you by my last night of solo parenting 9 month old twins for a week 😵💫
September 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
ALX friends, if you were going to go nuts ordering something decadent for delivery what would you get? This skeet brought to you by my last night of solo parenting 9 month old twins for a week 😵💫
I got pulled into working on trying to block the horrific dc crime bill(s) in congress this week. If you want to know how that’s going, I told my husband to order me chili wok’s entire appetizer menu for dinner.
September 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I got pulled into working on trying to block the horrific dc crime bill(s) in congress this week. If you want to know how that’s going, I told my husband to order me chili wok’s entire appetizer menu for dinner.
This article really buries the detail that the man was also impersonating ALF
Man who jumped from King Street balcony was indicted for dating app fraud
www.alxnow.com/2025/08/13/m...
www.alxnow.com/2025/08/13/m...
Man who jumped from King Street balcony was indicted for dating app fraud | ALXnow
The man who died Aug. 8 after jumping from a 15th-floor balcony during an FBI arrest attempt had been indicted on multiple counts of wire fraud for allegedly defrauding women he met on dating apps, according...
www.alxnow.com
August 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This article really buries the detail that the man was also impersonating ALF
I have had so many genuinely strange interactions since having twins. A lady just tried to tell me my twins can’t be identical because I don’t dress them alike??? Ok ma’am I’m just trying to pick up bagels
August 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I have had so many genuinely strange interactions since having twins. A lady just tried to tell me my twins can’t be identical because I don’t dress them alike??? Ok ma’am I’m just trying to pick up bagels
We are among 14 lucky Dominion Energy customers on our block who have now lost power 4 times in the past two-ish months, this time without a storm to blame. Would love for them to actually FIX whatever this issue is so I can stop dealing with this every two weeks in sweltering weather
July 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
We are among 14 lucky Dominion Energy customers on our block who have now lost power 4 times in the past two-ish months, this time without a storm to blame. Would love for them to actually FIX whatever this issue is so I can stop dealing with this every two weeks in sweltering weather
Reposted by Rebecca Turner
bezos wedding photos look like pitbull married michael jackson
July 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
bezos wedding photos look like pitbull married michael jackson
Our corner of Warwick Village hasn’t had power since 2am and wow power outages with 2 babies, would not recommend.
May 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Our corner of Warwick Village hasn’t had power since 2am and wow power outages with 2 babies, would not recommend.
Anybody in ALX have a plumber they actually like? Currently having a comically bad experience with Len
April 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Anybody in ALX have a plumber they actually like? Currently having a comically bad experience with Len
Today is my first day at home alone with my 12 week old twins. Send thoughts and prayers (and coffee).
March 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Today is my first day at home alone with my 12 week old twins. Send thoughts and prayers (and coffee).
ALX friends, what’s the del ray sidewalk report today, esp around MVCS/Commonwealth? Hoping to venture out briefly with the stroller later if I’m not going to wipe out on ice
January 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
ALX friends, what’s the del ray sidewalk report today, esp around MVCS/Commonwealth? Hoping to venture out briefly with the stroller later if I’m not going to wipe out on ice
Spent New Year’s Day giving birth to not one but two babies. 24 hours later had a sleeping baby in one arm and an Italian Store hoagie in the other, never been happier. Happy 2025, everyone.
January 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Spent New Year’s Day giving birth to not one but two babies. 24 hours later had a sleeping baby in one arm and an Italian Store hoagie in the other, never been happier. Happy 2025, everyone.
Reposted by Rebecca Turner
Ah yes, I see it's the time of year when the Philanthropy Industrial Complex (Big P for short) seeds negative stories about Mackenzie Scott because everything about the way she gives money undercuts their entire model...
fortune.com/article/mack...
fortune.com/article/mack...
MacKenzie Scott's game-changing philanthropy still mystifies nonprofits: 'Her gifts are super generous, but unfortunately, they don’t provide long term sustainability'
"What they are saying with trust-based philanthropy is to offer support beyond a check," Indiana University's Pamela Wiepking says, "and that’s typically not what she is doing.”
fortune.com
December 30, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Ah yes, I see it's the time of year when the Philanthropy Industrial Complex (Big P for short) seeds negative stories about Mackenzie Scott because everything about the way she gives money undercuts their entire model...
fortune.com/article/mack...
fortune.com/article/mack...
Always a good sign when your husband calls and the first thing he says is “full disclosure, I already called the plumber” 🤦🏻♀️
December 7, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Always a good sign when your husband calls and the first thing he says is “full disclosure, I already called the plumber” 🤦🏻♀️
@beckyhammer.bsky.social can I get a thiccness ruling on this year’s tree?
December 3, 2024 at 6:34 PM
@beckyhammer.bsky.social can I get a thiccness ruling on this year’s tree?
Started today off with an OB appointment where I had to take the antenatal depression scale…mood in this office is bleak
November 6, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Started today off with an OB appointment where I had to take the antenatal depression scale…mood in this office is bleak
Reposted by Rebecca Turner
Give not this rotten orange to your friend
November 5, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Give not this rotten orange to your friend
In extremely Del Ray news, I took my dog out for a walk and she decided she wanted to get in on the trick or treating. So far she has convinced 4 neighbors (and del ray cafe) to give her treats.
October 31, 2024 at 11:22 PM
In extremely Del Ray news, I took my dog out for a walk and she decided she wanted to get in on the trick or treating. So far she has convinced 4 neighbors (and del ray cafe) to give her treats.
Screaming crying throwing up
October 12, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Screaming crying throwing up
My doctor noted that my blood pressure was slightly elevated from normal today and I told her it was because I just found out that in the new Matlock reboot Kathy Bates isn’t even a criminal defense attorney.
October 8, 2024 at 1:48 AM
My doctor noted that my blood pressure was slightly elevated from normal today and I told her it was because I just found out that in the new Matlock reboot Kathy Bates isn’t even a criminal defense attorney.
Sigh…any ALX folks have a recommendation for dealing with a mouse situation? Got home from our babymoon to a not-so-fun surprise guest 🤦🏻♀️
October 6, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Sigh…any ALX folks have a recommendation for dealing with a mouse situation? Got home from our babymoon to a not-so-fun surprise guest 🤦🏻♀️
New addition to the neighborhood spotted on this morning’s dog walk
August 20, 2024 at 1:03 PM
New addition to the neighborhood spotted on this morning’s dog walk
Lmao at the neighbor who already has a “Childless Cat Lady for Kamala” sign up on JV Vance’s block
August 7, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Lmao at the neighbor who already has a “Childless Cat Lady for Kamala” sign up on JV Vance’s block
I got word this morning that a fellowship I’ve been told for ~11 years wouldn’t count toward PSLF actually will count after all, and I’m so relieved I could cry
July 30, 2024 at 10:07 PM
I got word this morning that a fellowship I’ve been told for ~11 years wouldn’t count toward PSLF actually will count after all, and I’m so relieved I could cry
I know everyone is watching Paris being bonkers right now, but felt the need to report that I just saw a crunched car with MD tags getting towed out of the Warwick “roundabout”
July 26, 2024 at 7:07 PM
I know everyone is watching Paris being bonkers right now, but felt the need to report that I just saw a crunched car with MD tags getting towed out of the Warwick “roundabout”