Kathryn
@bedlambabble.bsky.social
Proud mom. Barber. GenX elder goth. Video Game nerd. Detestable progressive Portlander.
I am but a lowly cat heater. It is my only use and purpose. I tried blocking her with the keyboard tray and she slithered into the armpit of my sweater. When I tried to extract her she shoved her head down and grabbed on with her bean needles. But I need to do stuff!
December 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I am but a lowly cat heater. It is my only use and purpose. I tried blocking her with the keyboard tray and she slithered into the armpit of my sweater. When I tried to extract her she shoved her head down and grabbed on with her bean needles. But I need to do stuff!
Want to share a holiday favorite.
December 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Want to share a holiday favorite.
December 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
A lot of people lately complaining about Portland while there's a lot of us who still love this place. David Sedaris got bit by a dog owned by drug addicts downtown. This all sounds like a setup for a film. One person's angle is grim, and another's bright. Almost like two directors. #portland
December 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
A lot of people lately complaining about Portland while there's a lot of us who still love this place. David Sedaris got bit by a dog owned by drug addicts downtown. This all sounds like a setup for a film. One person's angle is grim, and another's bright. Almost like two directors. #portland
Happy 100th Dick Van Dyke! 🥳
a man with a beard is sitting on a chair with his legs crossed
Alt: Dick Van Dyke dancing in old man makeup in Mary Poppins.
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December 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Happy 100th Dick Van Dyke! 🥳
Walking into 2026
(I fully expect to get my ass kicked, but I've gotta try.)
(I fully expect to get my ass kicked, but I've gotta try.)
December 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Walking into 2026
(I fully expect to get my ass kicked, but I've gotta try.)
(I fully expect to get my ass kicked, but I've gotta try.)
Important public service announcement.
ICE is asking for people to quit calling its hotline to report an undocumented girl named 'Anne Frank' hiding in the attics of Republican lawmakers.
Please don't call 1-866-DHS-2-ICE (1-866-347-2423) for this reason, or to report pregnant foreigners seeking shelter in your local manger.
Please don't call 1-866-DHS-2-ICE (1-866-347-2423) for this reason, or to report pregnant foreigners seeking shelter in your local manger.
December 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Important public service announcement.
For anyone (like me) with family or friends addicted to cardboard crack.
What To Buy In Magic: The Gathering - The Complete Product Guide: youtu.be/zPpR6P8sGKw
#Magicthegathering
#Magicthegathering
December 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
For anyone (like me) with family or friends addicted to cardboard crack.
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
Because it looks the part, Lamb, by @theauthorguy.bsky.social
Because it looks the part, Lamb, by @theauthorguy.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
Because it looks the part, Lamb, by @theauthorguy.bsky.social
Because it looks the part, Lamb, by @theauthorguy.bsky.social
So is there actually something going around? My son has been sick for about a week, and I felt pretty weird last week too. We thought it was anxiety, but Ian ended up in the emergency room for it!
Everyone I know is sick, almost all of them sound like Dracula, and I'm coming to the realization we will not have any idea what any of this shit even is until the Felchfather is out of office.
December 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
So is there actually something going around? My son has been sick for about a week, and I felt pretty weird last week too. We thought it was anxiety, but Ian ended up in the emergency room for it!
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
You will be visited by 3 spirits.
Still holds up.
youtu.be/kqovWr4VwFs?...
youtu.be/kqovWr4VwFs?...
Farideh - Magic of the Season (Official music video)
YouTube video by Farideh
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Still holds up.
youtu.be/kqovWr4VwFs?...
youtu.be/kqovWr4VwFs?...
Hey! One of my favorite video game toobers made a #ShadowDark video! @techdweeb.bsky.social
youtu.be/s47fjIh2GoQ?...
youtu.be/s47fjIh2GoQ?...
Shadowdark For Beginners!
YouTube video by TechDweeb
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Hey! One of my favorite video game toobers made a #ShadowDark video! @techdweeb.bsky.social
youtu.be/s47fjIh2GoQ?...
youtu.be/s47fjIh2GoQ?...
Ooh! Time to plan the yearly coven crawl and tempt fate another time to spontaneously combust a few silly old ladies. I really do love the Grotto.
The Festival of Lights has officially returned to The Grotto.
This annual event features millions of dazzling lights, carolers, puppet shows, and choir performances in the chapel.
It's one of the largest Christmas Chorals in the world, and it happens right here in Portland.
This annual event features millions of dazzling lights, carolers, puppet shows, and choir performances in the chapel.
It's one of the largest Christmas Chorals in the world, and it happens right here in Portland.
December 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Ooh! Time to plan the yearly coven crawl and tempt fate another time to spontaneously combust a few silly old ladies. I really do love the Grotto.
🎄🕶️🎤
AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
December 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
🎄🕶️🎤
I thought the script here was exaggerated, but it's not! It's actually just condensed, and all they removed were the insults to the reporters. Yikes!
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
December 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I thought the script here was exaggerated, but it's not! It's actually just condensed, and all they removed were the insults to the reporters. Yikes!
Post someone who looks good in red.
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Post someone who looks good in red.
I would LOVE to do this, but can't justify it this year. Please do it if you can. I want to see these guys win. Still hoping they get their silly paws on Infowars! (And if anyone wants to double it with a gift to a stranger.. 😉 )
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November 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I would LOVE to do this, but can't justify it this year. Please do it if you can. I want to see these guys win. Still hoping they get their silly paws on Infowars! (And if anyone wants to double it with a gift to a stranger.. 😉 )
If you see this, post a bad woman you love.
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 AM
If you see this, post a bad woman you love.
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Cleaned the slugs and installed a new ribbon. Stinks to high hell and still needs a lot more cleaning but the slugs are all level, amazingly! I have three newer typewriters and this is by far the cleanest typeface. You'd never find me, coppers! My typewriter hasn't enough anomalies!
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Cleaned the slugs and installed a new ribbon. Stinks to high hell and still needs a lot more cleaning but the slugs are all level, amazingly! I have three newer typewriters and this is by far the cleanest typeface. You'd never find me, coppers! My typewriter hasn't enough anomalies!
I've been using FreeTaxUSA.com for many years and it works the same. It's free for federal, $15/state and they don't employ lobbyists to keep tax filing difficult and expensive. Quit Intuit and H&R!
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I've been using FreeTaxUSA.com for many years and it works the same. It's free for federal, $15/state and they don't employ lobbyists to keep tax filing difficult and expensive. Quit Intuit and H&R!
Just saw The Running Man at Regal. It's AMAZING! Every American needs to see this movie! No spoilers, but my crush on Edgar Wright is well founded. And Josh Brolin is phenomenal. This one and Mickey 17 have made this year great for Sci-fi. GO! 👟
@edgarwright.bsky.social @stephenking.bsky.social
@edgarwright.bsky.social @stephenking.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Just saw The Running Man at Regal. It's AMAZING! Every American needs to see this movie! No spoilers, but my crush on Edgar Wright is well founded. And Josh Brolin is phenomenal. This one and Mickey 17 have made this year great for Sci-fi. GO! 👟
@edgarwright.bsky.social @stephenking.bsky.social
@edgarwright.bsky.social @stephenking.bsky.social
Maybe this was the prequel to The Thing. What went on in the first camp before our boys got there.
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Maybe this was the prequel to The Thing. What went on in the first camp before our boys got there.