Me reading the two parts of this post:
January 26, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Me reading the two parts of this post:
There’s nothing like coming downstairs first thing on a chilly morning and having my gigantic dog lean against me with his entire body weight. It’s like living with a sentient weighted blanket that loves you to death. He’s just the best 🩷
January 24, 2026 at 11:32 AM
There’s nothing like coming downstairs first thing on a chilly morning and having my gigantic dog lean against me with his entire body weight. It’s like living with a sentient weighted blanket that loves you to death. He’s just the best 🩷
I wasn’t too sure about Carney to begin with, (due to recent events I’m inherently distrustful of businessmen who suddenly pivot into politics,) but after his speech and now being uninvited from the sham organization that this walking micropenis founded, I think we’re in very safe hands.
January 23, 2026 at 11:46 AM
I wasn’t too sure about Carney to begin with, (due to recent events I’m inherently distrustful of businessmen who suddenly pivot into politics,) but after his speech and now being uninvited from the sham organization that this walking micropenis founded, I think we’re in very safe hands.
I’ve realized who Matthew reminds me of with his little wooly jumpers and doe eyes: Eoin McLove. #TheTraitors
January 22, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I’ve realized who Matthew reminds me of with his little wooly jumpers and doe eyes: Eoin McLove. #TheTraitors
One thing I love about being an adult with adult money is that, sure, I COULD have bought the purely functional boxy space heater with no distinguishing features….but I instead bought the old timey stove shaped one with realistic flame effect and crackling sounds (optional.) It heats well too!
January 18, 2026 at 10:07 PM
One thing I love about being an adult with adult money is that, sure, I COULD have bought the purely functional boxy space heater with no distinguishing features….but I instead bought the old timey stove shaped one with realistic flame effect and crackling sounds (optional.) It heats well too!
My husband sent me a video of my dog’s first trip to the drive-through carwash today and there’s SO many shots of him looking confused and concerned. This one of him looking at the brushes hitting the sunroof is my favourite. 🤣
January 14, 2026 at 9:54 PM
My husband sent me a video of my dog’s first trip to the drive-through carwash today and there’s SO many shots of him looking confused and concerned. This one of him looking at the brushes hitting the sunroof is my favourite. 🤣
I fucking KNEW IT!!!!!!!
(Ignore my incorrect guess at the secret traitor…just focus on the bit I got right after ONE episode.)
(Ignore my incorrect guess at the secret traitor…just focus on the bit I got right after ONE episode.)
January 7, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I fucking KNEW IT!!!!!!!
(Ignore my incorrect guess at the secret traitor…just focus on the bit I got right after ONE episode.)
(Ignore my incorrect guess at the secret traitor…just focus on the bit I got right after ONE episode.)
My favourite part of 2025: meeting my best mate and watching him grow (and grow…and GROW…) into the most wonderful dog. Happy new year from me and Moose 🖤🤍🤎
December 31, 2025 at 11:56 AM
My favourite part of 2025: meeting my best mate and watching him grow (and grow…and GROW…) into the most wonderful dog. Happy new year from me and Moose 🖤🤍🤎
I got the name wrong; it’s Lemon Meringue Prison and here it is in all its lemony glory.
December 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I got the name wrong; it’s Lemon Meringue Prison and here it is in all its lemony glory.
Wow! The snow is REALLY coming down out there. It’s so festive!! Look at my boys watching the snowfall outside….🥲😍
December 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Wow! The snow is REALLY coming down out there. It’s so festive!! Look at my boys watching the snowfall outside….🥲😍
It’s my last day at work before the holidays and this will be me all day:
December 22, 2025 at 11:14 AM
It’s my last day at work before the holidays and this will be me all day:
This is such a stupid joke but it really tickled me.
(The folks in the comments breaking both the first AND second rules, not so much.)
(The folks in the comments breaking both the first AND second rules, not so much.)
December 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This is such a stupid joke but it really tickled me.
(The folks in the comments breaking both the first AND second rules, not so much.)
(The folks in the comments breaking both the first AND second rules, not so much.)
This is it….modelled by my 13-year-old to give you a sense of scale! 🤣
December 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This is it….modelled by my 13-year-old to give you a sense of scale! 🤣
I believe the medical term for this level of callousness is “coo-coo bananas”.
December 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I believe the medical term for this level of callousness is “coo-coo bananas”.
My one and only use of AI to date: putting a Santa hat on my dog.
December 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
My one and only use of AI to date: putting a Santa hat on my dog.
All dolled up and ready to party, corporate style!
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
All dolled up and ready to party, corporate style!
It’s that time again, comrades! Good luck and I’ll see you in Whamhalla. (I have my office Christmas party on Friday; if I survive that, I reckon I’m golden!)
December 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It’s that time again, comrades! Good luck and I’ll see you in Whamhalla. (I have my office Christmas party on Friday; if I survive that, I reckon I’m golden!)
And just so I’m not the *only* idiot in my Belle & Sebastian story, Belle is a Great Pyrenees and Moose is a Bernese Mountain Dog. So no, they don’t look alike, actually! They’re both just hefty dogs with goofy grins.
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
And just so I’m not the *only* idiot in my Belle & Sebastian story, Belle is a Great Pyrenees and Moose is a Bernese Mountain Dog. So no, they don’t look alike, actually! They’re both just hefty dogs with goofy grins.
MORE Eurovision/Taskmaster crossover, please! Sam Ryder on the New Year’s Treat this year is great but Daði in the regular show would be fantastic! (I know he isn’t *technically* a comedian, but neither was Osman and he worked out great.)
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
MORE Eurovision/Taskmaster crossover, please! Sam Ryder on the New Year’s Treat this year is great but Daði in the regular show would be fantastic! (I know he isn’t *technically* a comedian, but neither was Osman and he worked out great.)
If you have men of a certain age in your life, get ‘The Book’ for them for Christmas. It’s my husband’s birthday today (who is the least bookish person I’ve ever met, and yet requested this gift) and after he opened it, he spent ages fascinated by a chapter on dirigibles. It’s a BEAUTIFUL work.
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 AM
If you have men of a certain age in your life, get ‘The Book’ for them for Christmas. It’s my husband’s birthday today (who is the least bookish person I’ve ever met, and yet requested this gift) and after he opened it, he spent ages fascinated by a chapter on dirigibles. It’s a BEAUTIFUL work.
….Why does my algorithm think I’m interested in cosplaying as a Chelsea Pensioner?
October 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
….Why does my algorithm think I’m interested in cosplaying as a Chelsea Pensioner?
Spectacular. 10/10. #CelebrityTraitors
October 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Spectacular. 10/10. #CelebrityTraitors
Moose went to the groomer today and I can’t handle how cute and fluffy he looks in the pictures she sent. She even put a little autumnal bandana on him! 😍
October 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Moose went to the groomer today and I can’t handle how cute and fluffy he looks in the pictures she sent. She even put a little autumnal bandana on him! 😍
Everyone who has read ‘Wuthering Heights’ watching the trailer for the new adaptation:
September 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Everyone who has read ‘Wuthering Heights’ watching the trailer for the new adaptation:
Moose is very excited to be moving because he won’t be bullied by next door’s dogs anymore (I don’t think he knows how large he is - he could eat those yappy little things in one bite. But he’s a lover, not a fighter.)
August 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Moose is very excited to be moving because he won’t be bullied by next door’s dogs anymore (I don’t think he knows how large he is - he could eat those yappy little things in one bite. But he’s a lover, not a fighter.)