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Mostly harmless.
And just so I’m not the *only* idiot in my Belle & Sebastian story, Belle is a Great Pyrenees and Moose is a Bernese Mountain Dog. So no, they don’t look alike, actually! They’re both just hefty dogs with goofy grins.
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Walking with my dog and my neighbour (who is also British) is making a fuss of him and asks me if I remember Belle & Sebastian. I say “sure” and mumble something about The Boy With The Arab Strap while I look confused as to why she randomly asked me about a Scottish indie band from the ‘90s….
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
So from what I can see thus far, people are not enjoying the second instalment of ‘Wicked’ because *checks notes* it’s not the exact same film as the first instalment of ‘Wicked’.

Do you not know how storytelling works? This is just like Marvel fans who want EVERY Marvel project to be ‘Endgame’.
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
This is you annual reminder that we don’t need to descend into a moral panic any time we discuss ‘Fairytale of New York’. Just change the lyrics - have fun with it! In our house we sing “you scumbag, you maggot, you’ve taped over ‘Taggart’”.
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
MORE Eurovision/Taskmaster crossover, please! Sam Ryder on the New Year’s Treat this year is great but Daði in the regular show would be fantastic! (I know he isn’t *technically* a comedian, but neither was Osman and he worked out great.)
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If you have men of a certain age in your life, get ‘The Book’ for them for Christmas. It’s my husband’s birthday today (who is the least bookish person I’ve ever met, and yet requested this gift) and after he opened it, he spent ages fascinated by a chapter on dirigibles. It’s a BEAUTIFUL work.
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I don’t know a damn thing about Pokémon cards but my new favourite thing is watching videos of vendors at fairs give free cards to little kids. It’s so cute and there’s SO many of them! Card collecting seems like a really kind, charming space.
November 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Poor Moose had to go straight from doggy daycare to the bathtub because he was absolutely caked in mud. Such highs to terrible lows…he looked so betrayed!
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Today I received assurance for roughly the ten thousandth time that I would “absolutely love” Gilmore Girls. Generally, I avoid things that people tell me I’ll love (because that’s how I ended up buying and reading The DaVinci Code…I don’t want to talk about it,) but should I give it a go this time?
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Someone who isn’t deterred by the snow is Moose, who is having such a great time frolicking and sticking his face in the ground that he’s refusing to poop.
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I regret to announce that the snow has arrived. Now follows sixth months of me being a moody so-and-so.
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Apologies in advance to my son but I’ve seen that clip of David Sillito meeting Paddington so many times (and cried on quite a few watches) that the next time we’re in London, I’ll be dragging him to see that show whether he want to or not. Beautiful!
November 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
What a SPECTACULAR series!! #CelebrityTraitors
November 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Do the folks at Gideons send a box of Bibles to every new hotel that’s built or do they just show up and plant them? Are there franchise agreements in place? If so, who pays? Can a hotelier refuse? What would the consequences be? Is there a Gideons mafia?
November 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It’s been 15 years and I still haven’t managed to convince my fellow Canadians that Guy Fawkes Night is superior to Halloween. How is burning an effigy of a domestic terrorist on a pyre while eating toffee apples and looking at slightly tipsy people handle explosives NOT a great time?!
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I’m aware that this is by no means the worst part of the Andrew Windsor thing but personally, I’m disappointed that this probably means we’ll never get the comedy-drama about the production of It’s a Royal Knockout I’ve been desperate for. I was hoping it’d come up in The Crown, but no such luck.
November 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
When is the sportsball over? I just want everyone to go back to normal and not sign off their WORK emails with Toronto-centric bird references.
November 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I just had my first ever haircut with a “curl specialist” and it really was the first time anyone has touched my hair who knew how to handle natural curls. Wet cut who? Blow dryer what?
October 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Moose has just been dropped off at doggy daycare for the first time. Wish the other dogs luck - that’s 95lbs of pure excitement they’re going to have to deal with!
October 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Who the hell is letting off fireworks at 7:45am when it’s daylight?!
October 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
There’s literally no reason why any boys or young men would be following me but just in case:
🛑STOP calling your mothers/girlfriends/sisters/wives/aunts “bro”!!!! Some of you do it maybe 3-4 times in one sentence as if it’s an involuntary vocal tic. STOP IT! They all hate it, I promise you.🛑
October 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Note to self: don’t use Biblical quotes as instructions for Purge Day™️ with a teen. I told him “render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar’s….and the skip is Caesar, b t dubs.” The eye roll was LEGENDARY. Fair play to him, though - he filled a quarter of the skip just from his bedroom.
October 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I suspected while watching it that the banshee wails and screams from that #CelebrityTraitors challenge were provided by a metal vocalist and I just found out I was right! Her name is Jessica and she’s in the band Mallavora. I hadn’t heard of them so checked out their stuff and they’re REALLY good!
a man is using a metal detector to drill a hole in a wall
ALT: a man is using a metal detector to drill a hole in a wall
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM