The “why am I still heeeeere!?” line of reasoning NEEDS to be abandoned for all future Traitors contestants. The awful truth is, you’re still there because you aren’t any threat to the Traitors at best, and a complete non-entity at worst. It’s a strategy game, people! Not a popularity contest.
January 22, 2026 at 1:39 AM
The “why am I still heeeeere!?” line of reasoning NEEDS to be abandoned for all future Traitors contestants. The awful truth is, you’re still there because you aren’t any threat to the Traitors at best, and a complete non-entity at worst. It’s a strategy game, people! Not a popularity contest.
Sometimes I wonder if James is playing a character. The amount of times he’s veered sharply into David Brent territory is alarming. He has what the Germans call ‘Backpfeifengesicht’(but only when he’s being obnoxious and so, so wrong about *everything*. I’m sure he’s lovely, really.) #TheTraitors
January 22, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Sometimes I wonder if James is playing a character. The amount of times he’s veered sharply into David Brent territory is alarming. He has what the Germans call ‘Backpfeifengesicht’(but only when he’s being obnoxious and so, so wrong about *everything*. I’m sure he’s lovely, really.) #TheTraitors
#TheTraitors Damn, Faraaz! One minute he’s asking if there’ll be sweeties on the mission and then all of a sudden he’s:
a man in a suit and tie is smoking a cigarette while sitting at a table .
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January 22, 2026 at 12:55 AM
#TheTraitors Damn, Faraaz! One minute he’s asking if there’ll be sweeties on the mission and then all of a sudden he’s:
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You’re watching the BBC #TheTraitors
January 21, 2026 at 8:26 PM
You’re watching the BBC #TheTraitors
I’ve realized who Matthew reminds me of with his little wooly jumpers and doe eyes: Eoin McLove. #TheTraitors
January 22, 2026 at 12:10 AM
I’ve realized who Matthew reminds me of with his little wooly jumpers and doe eyes: Eoin McLove. #TheTraitors
My audacious movie hot take: I hate E.T. Not the film; it’s a lovely film. But E.T. himself is an annoying little turd and as a kid, I was terrified of him. I think he SHOULD have died at the part where he went all white and crusty like an 80s dog poo.
January 19, 2026 at 9:22 PM
My audacious movie hot take: I hate E.T. Not the film; it’s a lovely film. But E.T. himself is an annoying little turd and as a kid, I was terrified of him. I think he SHOULD have died at the part where he went all white and crusty like an 80s dog poo.
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2000: It’s the Millennium. I wonder what exciting future awaits us.
2026: The President is threatening to invade Greenland as he didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize.
2026: The President is threatening to invade Greenland as he didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize.
January 19, 2026 at 5:20 PM
2000: It’s the Millennium. I wonder what exciting future awaits us.
2026: The President is threatening to invade Greenland as he didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize.
2026: The President is threatening to invade Greenland as he didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize.
One thing I love about being an adult with adult money is that, sure, I COULD have bought the purely functional boxy space heater with no distinguishing features….but I instead bought the old timey stove shaped one with realistic flame effect and crackling sounds (optional.) It heats well too!
January 18, 2026 at 10:07 PM
One thing I love about being an adult with adult money is that, sure, I COULD have bought the purely functional boxy space heater with no distinguishing features….but I instead bought the old timey stove shaped one with realistic flame effect and crackling sounds (optional.) It heats well too!
Apart from Moth very obviously being Keisha Buchanan, the only other #MaskedSingerUK contestant I was sure about was Gargoyle, who I was totally convinced was Toyah Willcox. I was NOT expecting Marcella Detroit to come out of that thing. Good to see her again though!
January 17, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Apart from Moth very obviously being Keisha Buchanan, the only other #MaskedSingerUK contestant I was sure about was Gargoyle, who I was totally convinced was Toyah Willcox. I was NOT expecting Marcella Detroit to come out of that thing. Good to see her again though!
I understand the point of the dinner parties in #TheTraitors where everyone cries about their lives…but I must confess I really don’t enjoy it. It’s a bit too….American??? I really can’t think of another word to describe it.
January 17, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I understand the point of the dinner parties in #TheTraitors where everyone cries about their lives…but I must confess I really don’t enjoy it. It’s a bit too….American??? I really can’t think of another word to describe it.
Cuppa tea, bourbon biscuit, Gladiators…bliss! So glad I didn’t have anywhere to be today; the snow outside is nasty!
January 17, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Cuppa tea, bourbon biscuit, Gladiators…bliss! So glad I didn’t have anywhere to be today; the snow outside is nasty!
The discourse on Stephen’s jumpsuit on here is just sublime. 👌🏻 #TheTraitors
January 15, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The discourse on Stephen’s jumpsuit on here is just sublime. 👌🏻 #TheTraitors
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after Stephen leaves the turret he climbs into Thunderbird 1 and clocks in a shift with international Rescue #TheTraitors
January 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
after Stephen leaves the turret he climbs into Thunderbird 1 and clocks in a shift with international Rescue #TheTraitors
Been asked to join a pilot scheme to train an AI in how to eventually do my job. I’ll send that clanker over the edge in less than a week.
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January 15, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Been asked to join a pilot scheme to train an AI in how to eventually do my job. I’ll send that clanker over the edge in less than a week.
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Harriet's detective work #TheTraitors
January 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Harriet's detective work #TheTraitors
This is what happens when someone realizes it’s telly and decides to put on a ✨show✨ There was precisely zero need to be rude. Present your theories, sure; but yelling and acting like your fellow PLAYERS (in the literal GAME that you have signed up for) have personally wronged you is laughable.
January 15, 2026 at 1:25 AM
This is what happens when someone realizes it’s telly and decides to put on a ✨show✨ There was precisely zero need to be rude. Present your theories, sure; but yelling and acting like your fellow PLAYERS (in the literal GAME that you have signed up for) have personally wronged you is laughable.
My husband sent me a video of my dog’s first trip to the drive-through carwash today and there’s SO many shots of him looking confused and concerned. This one of him looking at the brushes hitting the sunroof is my favourite. 🤣
January 14, 2026 at 9:54 PM
My husband sent me a video of my dog’s first trip to the drive-through carwash today and there’s SO many shots of him looking confused and concerned. This one of him looking at the brushes hitting the sunroof is my favourite. 🤣
Already?! It really doesn’t feel like 10 years since the greatest miscommunication in history. Even though I was really sad when the actual event happened, I have to say that “David’s dead” never fails to make me chuckle. Shakespeare himself couldn’t have written that farce any better!
January 10, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Already?! It really doesn’t feel like 10 years since the greatest miscommunication in history. Even though I was really sad when the actual event happened, I have to say that “David’s dead” never fails to make me chuckle. Shakespeare himself couldn’t have written that farce any better!
You know what’s really not fun? Being home alone at night and there’s a power cut so you ask your teenaged son to come home so he can keep you company until the power comes on again because you got really scared.
scooby doo and shaggy from the scooby doo show
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January 10, 2026 at 1:08 AM
You know what’s really not fun? Being home alone at night and there’s a power cut so you ask your teenaged son to come home so he can keep you company until the power comes on again because you got really scared.
Got a whole new level of respect after Matthew’s #TheTraitors performance tonight. A kill to gain trust, an offer to switch teams, shirtless yoga - ten out of ten. No notes.
January 10, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Got a whole new level of respect after Matthew’s #TheTraitors performance tonight. A kill to gain trust, an offer to switch teams, shirtless yoga - ten out of ten. No notes.
Also, I know everyone already knows The Met are fucking terrible on so many levels, but Amanda so doggedly going after an innocent young woman while becoming besties with one of the most devious traitors ever is CLASSIC Metropolitan Police energy! Well done!
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January 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Also, I know everyone already knows The Met are fucking terrible on so many levels, but Amanda so doggedly going after an innocent young woman while becoming besties with one of the most devious traitors ever is CLASSIC Metropolitan Police energy! Well done!
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Fiona starting a nuclear war for no reason #TheTraitors
January 8, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Fiona starting a nuclear war for no reason #TheTraitors
Cheeeeeeese and crackers, #TheTraitors is getting tense; they normally turn on each other way later than this! Kind of glad Amanda is gone as her obsession with Jade based on nothing more than a slightly flushed face was getting a little much and I’m genuinely concerned for Reece’s mental state.
January 9, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Cheeeeeeese and crackers, #TheTraitors is getting tense; they normally turn on each other way later than this! Kind of glad Amanda is gone as her obsession with Jade based on nothing more than a slightly flushed face was getting a little much and I’m genuinely concerned for Reece’s mental state.
Why has it taken me this long to realize how funny the name Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson is? You’ve got ‘rock’ AND ‘Johnson’ next to each other?! Brilliant.
(This is a penis joke. #AdvancedHumourForMatureAdults )
(This is a penis joke. #AdvancedHumourForMatureAdults )
January 8, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Why has it taken me this long to realize how funny the name Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson is? You’ve got ‘rock’ AND ‘Johnson’ next to each other?! Brilliant.
(This is a penis joke. #AdvancedHumourForMatureAdults )
(This is a penis joke. #AdvancedHumourForMatureAdults )