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i post dumb shit that's stuck in my head and also get angry abt politics sometimes
i post dumb shit that's stuck in my head and also get angry abt politics sometimes
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handing this to the bartender the next time i get asked for my ID
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
handing this to the bartender the next time i get asked for my ID
reform voters when they realise santa is a foreign national in a small vessel illegally crossing the border to distribute unknown goods and spend time around children 😱
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
reform voters when they realise santa is a foreign national in a small vessel illegally crossing the border to distribute unknown goods and spend time around children 😱
the Death Star "destruction" was an INSIDE JOB! Think!
proton torpedoes cant melt durasteel beams! all rodian employees at the death star called out of work sick the day of the "attack" - coincidence? i think not!
dont be a bantha, wake up!
proton torpedoes cant melt durasteel beams! all rodian employees at the death star called out of work sick the day of the "attack" - coincidence? i think not!
dont be a bantha, wake up!
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
the Death Star "destruction" was an INSIDE JOB! Think!
proton torpedoes cant melt durasteel beams! all rodian employees at the death star called out of work sick the day of the "attack" - coincidence? i think not!
dont be a bantha, wake up!
proton torpedoes cant melt durasteel beams! all rodian employees at the death star called out of work sick the day of the "attack" - coincidence? i think not!
dont be a bantha, wake up!
two cross country trains, connecting in birmingham new street with 10 mins between them. actual nightmare commute
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
two cross country trains, connecting in birmingham new street with 10 mins between them. actual nightmare commute
they were mean to pim again
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
they were mean to pim again
Reposted by bee
Would You Rather?
A) Get the world's largest kidney stone
OR
B) Walk down Broadmead during the Bristol christmas market?
A) Get the world's largest kidney stone
OR
B) Walk down Broadmead during the Bristol christmas market?
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Would You Rather?
A) Get the world's largest kidney stone
OR
B) Walk down Broadmead during the Bristol christmas market?
A) Get the world's largest kidney stone
OR
B) Walk down Broadmead during the Bristol christmas market?
they should invent a getting out of bed that isn't pure, distilled agony
November 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM
they should invent a getting out of bed that isn't pure, distilled agony
woke offspring be like Pretty Fly (for a Trans Guy)
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
woke offspring be like Pretty Fly (for a Trans Guy)
shabana mahmood heard me calling liz kendall the most evil person in cabinet for the disability cuts and made it her life's mission to outdo her
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
shabana mahmood heard me calling liz kendall the most evil person in cabinet for the disability cuts and made it her life's mission to outdo her
got the email confirming ive passed my masters 💪
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
got the email confirming ive passed my masters 💪
if ever i need to explain to someone from overseas what britain is like, i usually point them to the fact that the BBC's coverage of Nelson Mandela's release got a record-setting 500 complaints because it interrupted a broadcast of Antiques Roadshow
November 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
if ever i need to explain to someone from overseas what britain is like, i usually point them to the fact that the BBC's coverage of Nelson Mandela's release got a record-setting 500 complaints because it interrupted a broadcast of Antiques Roadshow
when you tell a dubai fan about the modern slavery and they give you the consumerism stare
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
when you tell a dubai fan about the modern slavery and they give you the consumerism stare
the existence of progesterone implies the existence of casualgesterone
November 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
the existence of progesterone implies the existence of casualgesterone
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somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site
sometimes i think im not very online and then i talk to coworkers and im like ohhhhh yeah this is what normal people are like
November 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
sometimes i think im not very online and then i talk to coworkers and im like ohhhhh yeah this is what normal people are like
i never shoulda smoked that shit dawg where AM i 😭😭💀
November 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
i never shoulda smoked that shit dawg where AM i 😭😭💀
if you didn't like me at my amazon basics femboy then you don't deserve me at my vinted transgender
November 2, 2025 at 10:17 AM
if you didn't like me at my amazon basics femboy then you don't deserve me at my vinted transgender
[politics nerd getting edged] ahh yeah filibuster me filibuster me
November 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
[politics nerd getting edged] ahh yeah filibuster me filibuster me
just found this video i made like 4 years ago
October 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
just found this video i made like 4 years ago
not to get all joseph stalin about it but i genuinely believe if like 75% of the people who comment on instagram reels died the world would instantly become a better place by several orders of magnitude
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
not to get all joseph stalin about it but i genuinely believe if like 75% of the people who comment on instagram reels died the world would instantly become a better place by several orders of magnitude
6 7 is the absolute oldest a meme has ever made me feel what the fuck does that mean
October 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
6 7 is the absolute oldest a meme has ever made me feel what the fuck does that mean
walking through stoke on trent city centre for the first time in years rn and jesus christ i forgot how truly fucking horrible this city is
October 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
walking through stoke on trent city centre for the first time in years rn and jesus christ i forgot how truly fucking horrible this city is