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22 | they/she | she *cartoon running sound* on my *slide whistle sound* til I *cartoon pie splat sound*

i post dumb shit that's stuck in my head and also get angry abt politics sometimes
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POV it's 2029 in the UK
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Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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went here and everyone said they love and support you
February 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
it's like if a malevolent witch turned the concept of divorce into a real boy
lmao look who's testifying in congress today
February 5, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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girl with nautical autism who communicates whether or not she's flirting by pinning one of these to her sailor's cap
January 30, 2026 at 10:51 AM
"jeans equals MC flared" - 1970s albert einstein
January 29, 2026 at 3:45 PM
doomed yaoi
January 26, 2026 at 11:30 AM
the video of the shooting is so fucking bad oh my god
January 24, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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all of my posts are made from this device
January 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
funniest genre of image of all time
January 20, 2026 at 3:51 AM
i love those videos of cats grabbing some huge piece of food that they know they're not meant to have so they just try to cram the whole thing into their mouth with their paws
January 20, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Keir "Punish Me Daddy" Starmer strikes again
January 19, 2026 at 11:01 AM
why does he look like that
January 17, 2026 at 11:34 PM
maria corina machado shortisted for Biggest Loser of All Time Award
January 16, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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For non-German speakers:

“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
Liebe Medien, ich kann die Schlagzeile "Keine Einigung zwischen USA und Dänemark" nicht mehr sehen. Wenn ein Bewaffneter eine Bank stürmt, titelt ihr doch auch nicht: "Räuber und Kassiererin finden keinen Konsens über Geldübergabe." Hört auf, imperiale Aggression als normale Diplomatie zu framen.
January 15, 2026 at 11:11 AM
whatever, inspire fear, my scarab
January 14, 2026 at 5:02 PM
four months of collecting laterrr
January 12, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Childhood is when you idolise PewDiePie
Adulthood is when you realise Markiplier makes more sense...
January 12, 2026 at 3:58 PM
the problem with capitalism is that you eventually run out of the united states' money
January 12, 2026 at 11:35 AM
ted from I Have No Mouth if he was transgender: i have no boobs but i must girl
January 11, 2026 at 12:45 AM
living in the modern world means opening your bluesky to see funny posts and pictures and instead getting to watch the shooter-POV video of renee good being murdered. lots of highly unpostable thoughts in my head about what should happen to ICE agents right now.
January 9, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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Mamdani’s New York is out of control
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
cant upgrade your pc because all of the most annoying racist tech bros you've ever met need the entire global ram and gpu supply to build the automated CSAM machine which the entire economy is built on top of

the modern world is so cool dude
January 7, 2026 at 9:14 PM
keir starmer explaining how kidnapping the leader of a foreign state is fine but if you spraypaint a plane you're a terrorist
January 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM